Going commando to the rapture

Coveting the fuck outta my Christian neighbor's Jaguar F-TYPE

Romualdas Rakauskas Lithuanian photographer

I assume there'll be snacks

Imagining all the rapture truthers reading our rapture shitposts 🤣

Subtly downgrade a band: Semideth

i like ppl with a lot of trauma who still give a fuck about other ppl

Rapture arms around me

Move along darling I'm not the nightmare you're looking for..

you have to solve the captcha before you get the raptcha

Pumpkin spice rapture

Reverse cowgirl rapture

Celebrating fall by wearing socks with Croc's.

rfk jrs dr: what i’m saying is you can’t eat raw or undercooked meats, it’s going to give you more parasites or potentially worse illnesses rfk jr: [eyes fully narrowed] when was the last time you took tylenol

that dumbass religious fanfic book the beeble or whatever

Mood.

"Our emergency docket should never be used, as it has been this year, to permit what our own precedent bars... It should not be used, as it also has been, to transfer government authority from Congress to the President, and thus to reshape the Nation’s separation of powers." — Justice Elena Kagan

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

kimmy jimmel

I like a lot of things, why not like a lot of things, there’s no limit on how much you can like

the rapeture, release the Epstein files

If they offered me to be raptured, I would simply say "no thank you"

“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

can we get colbert back instead

always have a back up plan

…there’s only one canary left,love

taking Tylenol prevents the rapture

damn,now every one knows how I got my Super Powers (Tylenol does not cause autism)

a caper caper

quick michelin’s coming, slap a caper on that slop and collect your star today!

*waiting for the rapture*

What if your areola is trying to tell you something? Do you even know braille?

Sometimes "blocks" are confusing, like what did I do? Is it BO?

a lobotomy cause I got that wolf in me

The Ruddture

I awoke to the steady sound of acorns falling on the cars below.

Treading water sometimes God sinks we all face twilight clash of self's reflection each with a nightmare starless shake of soul

Moon shine cloud sublime ocean vibe love's heat harmonious #Weirdmicro

have you even jaunted

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man is not the most dangerous game the most dangerous game is when you get oiled up and have a mosh pit around a running wood chipper

"Could it, could it be heart? Could it, could it be bone? You with your heart You with your mind Hearts and minds" youtu.be/bDPum2iAw_c?...

Cru crushing it this morning

the guy who starved a brain worm to death thinks you’re a bad mom

the guy who strapped a whale carcass to his station wagon and made his kids wear plastic bags over their heads because the goo spewing into the car was making them sick is still in charge of our nations health