A MINIMUM WAGE WORKER SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WORK 40 MINUTES TO PAY FOR A COFFEE.

You ever have a horrific dream that throws your entire day off? This one could have been a heartbreaking dystopian novel

friday reminder that we never log off but we do log out when necessary.

Whipped up some hummus. One of my favorite meal prep things as it will last all week. Added toasted onions/garlic and shatta (spicy red pepper sauce)

*gives up religion for lent

If you add extra honey to your honey nut Cheerios, we're friends

Woke up to a bunch of followers, who put me in their starter pack?!

Life Hack: don’t.

Good morning, people who are definitely real

Name the draft folder after me cause I'm barely getting touched.

Tape it in the "on" position like a load bearing light switch

Hate keeps this going. They made us hate, just like they do. The only cure for hate is love and that is up to each of you.

Can't. I'm a freak on a leash.

Can't, I'm still just a rat in a cage.

Can’t. I’m bleeding like a freak.

Can't. I'm trapped in a box.

Food. It's what's for dinner.

*white guy in his 30’s with an inappropriate amount of hair gel*: “Mr. bright side is literally favorite song of all time” Offff course it is Connor, of course it is

Kid Rock is the Slurms Mackenzie of the Republican party.

5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same 1. Playing music 2. Chasing sun sets 3. Hiking/biking/camping 4. Human languages & dialects 5. Food/drinks/hookah with friends @courtdawg.bsky.social @fleurkenstein.bsky.social @hopsandsmoke.bsky.social @ohiokindasucks.bsky.social @flipperpa.bsky.social

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Sometimes we just have to let people eat the wax on their BabyBel’s as part of natural selection

This makes me very sad. Conn-Slemer makes great brass instruments and they were famously made in Indiana and Ohio.

I should post something

LOL Cool J

Who up catching they rye

Edgewater Park. Lake Erie. Sunday Stroll.

Some great heavy phrygian

Happy Valentine's Day from Penny 🩷

*wakes up Me: I swear to god!

the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis

If you post about Valentine's on bsky you're single, I don't make the rules

Every day is a good day when you disassociate.

don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight

Here without you

give her what she really wants this valentine’s day. a bouquet of carbon monoxide detectors

getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord

"What's a little sex trafficking and child rape while the DOW is high, huh?"

THE DOW IS OVER 50,000! I yell as they throw me into a padded room

So this is dystopian as hell and I can't believe this is real... AI agents are now writing takedown blog posts to shame maintainers for not accepting agent-generated PRs. github.com/matplotlib/m...

Quoth the gym bro: workyourcore

This is so insanely fucked up. How are other men not fighting the urge to end this guy?! He's threatening the people I love

I don’t share my art enough, some pieces I’ve done 🫶🏻

"pls help!" "how?" "fuck u, u can't!!"

*emerging from the bathroom* I posted

First day above freezing in... months? The lake is thawing

I wear my heart on my sleeve, my anxiety on my face and my bog witchness in my hair

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, probably a good time to dust off that truck seat you use as a lawn chair.