Thank god that on today, of all days, my phone is getting an update with sponge bob theme packs

Most dead eyes I've seen since looking in the mirror

it’s nuclear holocaust tonight but i still have to go to work

training your whole life at altitude to dissociate like a champion during the threat of nuclear war

Sending out this gem today to a friend of mine.

Same.

Our own little Easter 'bunny'🐰🐣🌼

Hi tech friends - come give a talk in my home town and hang out with a bunch of cool people!! We're very welcoming of first time speakers 😊🐍 #pyohio pretalx.com/pyohio-2026/...

Hey fellow weirdos... you should follow @chicknparts.bsky.social if you like cool shit like demon horns

I think dead puppies are my neutral

Light wash

Sometimes I try to give up

Leaving the car on til the song finishes

Haircut, and actually sunny for once

When I'm talking to my therapist I like to watch the light go out in his eyes

i volunteered to work a campaign for a guy named sean connolly, he’s running for ohios 6th congressional district to replace michael rullis bum ass so if you live in the area hit me up i have alot of events coming up this month!!

In other news, the Epstein Files have released the Attorney General

Turns out you're supposed to be mentally capable to participate in society

Me: grabbing and chugging a bottle of windshield washer fluid outside a gas station Them: sir you have to pay for that

Continually adding more gum into my mouth until the wad is so big I can no longer breathe

tech has created such a mess! thankfully we have just the thing to solve it: more tech

My followers on Patreon often inspire me to make stuff. I love that.

Finished product

Said onion, before and after spice

"I'm a big boy, I can eat a whole onion" I say to myself while pretending to be an adult (cooking)

“We sweat and cry saltwater. So we know the ocean is really in our blood.” -Teresia Teaiwa

Sorry I can’t come to your party but I could snap at any time

Double spicy dan dan with garlic sesame kale 😋

I don’t know how to tell you this Frankenstein but your monster is fucked

getting rid of spotify and just listening to college radio has improved my life immensely

This tide pool looks like Earth.

What if I wrote both our names and a heart on the slip, so everyone would know I read it to you

Is my headache from caffeine withdrawal, or the crushing weight of existence? Better have some coffee just in case.

Contemplative water today

Oh Sleep Why Dost Thou Leave Me - Handel singing for yall via my old ass iphone at 3am 🎶🤷‍♂️

I've awoken from my pizza induced slumber

Microplastics tonight, queen?

This was a country with cigarette machines but now I need an email and a password to get into my tv.

My most Hawaii flex is that I guessed the blue drink in this Ohio gas station is not actually Hawaiian

if I like and repost enough stuff here will my brain stop hurting or is that just my fantasy

Removed my eyelids and had cafe curtains installed.

🎶 I love stuffed crust and I cannot lie 🎶

Ground beef cereal is the perfect scam for 2026. I miss when scams felt like performance art.

I love paint. I love textures. I love painting punks. 💜

Calm lake Erie sunset today

the single-word product names have gotta go. no one should be allowed to name their tech product Pencil. "log into Paper" "sign up for Dust" do you hear yourself? find some creativity

This guy has the lowest deepest voice I've ever heard. An absolute treat.