Possibly the greatest threat to humanity at this moment is the algorithm. It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated. #News

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Reports in early July were that Jeff Bezos was trying to buy Condé Nast, owners of Teen Vogue and WIRED. So, pay attention to the behind the scenes on that one 😕

Will be curious to see what Conde does with the Teen Vogue archive. Keeping it up means they still want ad revenue from the clicks on existing content. Taking it down means this really was about destroying and erasing political voices that make NYC's upper crust uncomfy.

#WorldSeries #Dodgers #BlueJays #MLB #Rigged

Neighborhoods going wild, there are parties in the streets, thanks baseball!

As everyone knows, God reviews your Nielsen ratings when deciding who gets into Heaven 🙄

i went to the goblin orgy and everyone knew you

The Dodgers and Blue Jays have each won 27 innings in the Series, but somehow the Blue Jays have a 3-2 lead. Fucking tariffs, man.

Gym? I thought you said gin. Never mind.

(DODGER STADIUM VOICE) now pitching for the Dodgers, the alt-right-hander, number 1488,

Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.

the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series

The press box at Rogers Centre is literally vibrating from fans above us and below us celebrating Addison Barger's grand slam to make it 9-2 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the World Series

i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?

*Hans Moleman voice* I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have. No, that's too heavy handed.

Ahh, fuck it.

In 2005, I wrote an article called "Inventing Akromiya" about how the government of Uzbekistan made up a group called Akromiya to justify a massacre of civilian protesters. Twenty years later, the US is more like Uzbekistan, and I wrote "Inventing Antifa": sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-...

Okay, but like, that is a spooky photo to use, right?

If Kenny Loggins called me out for dumping a jet full of poop all over the American people, I would have no choice but to take a big step back and fuck myself in the face.

That diamond heist is a carbon copy of one a few years ago.

Several years ago I decided I was living in boring times and I asked God for more exciting ones. I’m sorry

I’d listen to you so good

It's just sad for America that they keep posting this loser shit

the new american flag is calvin peeing on the old flag

Why are they firing their rounds AT Camp Pendleton? I don’t understand the exercise. What are they testing? Our shields?

Funny an annual air show held at an army base was cancelled in El Paso Tx due to the govt shutdown… the organizers and attendees were told late PM yesterday!

FREE ALEXIS!!! @amutepiggy.bsky.social

I love George Santos' campy villain energy. He's like a real life John Waters creation.

I moved and go to another school now, but I’ll still be here on the weekends when I stay with my dad!

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

The media needs to do a hell of a lot more of this.

Can we normalize Adderall?

did i miss the rapture again?

(Whispering) Mastodon is actually great now… Not leaving here just yet, but feel free to follow me if you’re over there, too. beige.party/@scrambledmegs

"Over a certain follower count people should stop treating you like a person, and instead treat you like an organisation" or some shit

let a girl live, damn

Mariners win

I think my phone is too old to use Mastodon. Which is fitting, maybe I am too.

they should invent something u can smoke that heals everything in ur body

I did it again!!

The “company culture” feels a lot like passive aggressive hazing, actually. I’ve had more considerate bullies than these coworkers. I’ve met pets who communicated better. Literal rats have expressed their needs more politely than you fucking people 😒

Crewsky for boaters

There’s a difference between saying “thank you” because you mean it, and saying “thank you” because you’re supposed to.