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Trying my best, but notably as flawed as anyone with this much self-awareness can be.
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Mike
2 days ago
Possibly the greatest threat to humanity at this moment is the algorithm. It can twist and wreck people’s minds and lives — tear apart families and destroy countries — in a way that can be more rapid and more powerful than heroin, cocaine, or fentanyl. And yet it is completely unregulated.
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Trump isn't the gravest threat to our democracy — it's something even less human
Some data points for your consideration:Last Saturday in Chicago’s affluent Old Irving Park neighborhood, Donald Trump’s secret, masked police violently pulled a 67‑year‑old U.S. citizen — a member of...
https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/algorithm/
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Mollie Goodfellow
3 days ago
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Reports in early July were that Jeff Bezos was trying to buy Condé Nast, owners of Teen Vogue and WIRED. So, pay attention to the behind the scenes on that one 😕
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3 days ago
Will be curious to see what Conde does with the Teen Vogue archive. Keeping it up means they still want ad revenue from the clicks on existing content. Taking it down means this really was about destroying and erasing political voices that make NYC's upper crust uncomfy.
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NFL MEMES
5 days ago
#WorldSeries
#Dodgers
#BlueJays
#MLB
#Rigged
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Neighborhoods going wild, there are parties in the streets, thanks baseball!
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Bruce Waln
6 days ago
As everyone knows, God reviews your Nielsen ratings when deciding who gets into Heaven 🙄
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Kevin Tompkins
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱
6 days ago
i went to the goblin orgy and everyone knew you
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Basquiatball
8 days ago
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have each won 27 innings in the Series, but somehow the Blue Jays have a 3-2 lead. Fucking tariffs, man.
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Uffdafuckingda
8 days ago
Gym? I thought you said gin. Never mind.
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ℳatt
8 days ago
(DODGER STADIUM VOICE) now pitching for the Dodgers, the alt-right-hander, number 1488,
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Marcy
13 days ago
Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
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Adam Sternbergh
13 days ago
the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series
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John "Chud" Chidley-Hill
13 days ago
The press box at Rogers Centre is literally vibrating from fans above us and below us celebrating Addison Barger's grand slam to make it 9-2 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the World Series
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steakum dress
14 days ago
i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?
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Lee Harvey (Inevitable Decline Era)
17 days ago
*Hans Moleman voice* I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have. No, that's too heavy handed.
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Uffdafuckingda
17 days ago
Ahh, fuck it.
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Sarah Kendzior
20 days ago
In 2005, I wrote an article called "Inventing Akromiya" about how the government of Uzbekistan made up a group called Akromiya to justify a massacre of civilian protesters. Twenty years later, the US is more like Uzbekistan, and I wrote "Inventing Antifa":
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-...
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Inventing Antifa
In 2005, the Uzbek government invented a group called “Akromiya” to justify massacring protesters. Now I worry the US government will do the same.
https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-antifa
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Okay, but like, that is a spooky photo to use, right?
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Ian Miles Schlong
18 days ago
If Kenny Loggins called me out for dumping a jet full of poop all over the American people, I would have no choice but to take a big step back and fuck myself in the face.
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Miss Havishambles
18 days ago
That diamond heist is a carbon copy of one a few years ago.
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Dumb Beezie
19 days ago
Several years ago I decided I was living in boring times and I asked God for more exciting ones. I’m sorry
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A Quiet Person
19 days ago
I’d listen to you so good
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Robertson Reynolds
19 days ago
It's just sad for America that they keep posting this loser shit
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"soft wood" bitch mahogany™
19 days ago
the new american flag is calvin peeing on the old flag
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Why are they firing their rounds AT Camp Pendleton? I don’t understand the exercise. What are they testing? Our shields?
20 days ago
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Toby
20 days ago
Funny an annual air show held at an army base was cancelled in El Paso Tx due to the govt shutdown… the organizers and attendees were told late PM yesterday!
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Greg the Miller
20 days ago
FREE ALEXIS!!!
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BIRDS!
20 days ago
I love George Santos' campy villain energy. He's like a real life John Waters creation.
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I moved and go to another school now, but I’ll still be here on the weekends when I stay with my dad!
21 days ago
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amanda moore 🐢
26 days ago
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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26 days ago
The media needs to do a hell of a lot more of this.
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disc horse bot
27 days ago
Can we normalize Adderall?
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Microplastics Sommelier
26 days ago
did i miss the rapture again?
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Humor For Resistance
26 days ago
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(Whispering) Mastodon is actually great now… Not leaving here just yet, but feel free to follow me if you’re over there, too.
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scrambledmegs (@
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61 Posts, 48 Following, 28 Followers · LA cartoonist, with an Oakland booty.
https://beige.party/@scrambledmegs
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Arctic
27 days ago
"Over a certain follower count people should stop treating you like a person, and instead treat you like an organisation" or some shit
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨
27 days ago
let a girl live, damn
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Blue sky nice ghost
27 days ago
Mariners win
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I think my phone is too old to use Mastodon. Which is fitting, maybe I am too.
28 days ago
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Humor For Resistance
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muhree
29 days ago
they should invent something u can smoke that heals everything in ur body
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I did it again!!
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29 days ago
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The “company culture” feels a lot like passive aggressive hazing, actually. I’ve had more considerate bullies than these coworkers. I’ve met pets who communicated better. Literal rats have expressed their needs more politely than you fucking people 😒
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Crewsky for boaters
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29 days ago
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There’s a difference between saying “thank you” because you mean it, and saying “thank you” because you’re supposed to.
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