he sure did

Just because I enjoy a good dip in the baked bean vat doesn't make me a weirdo

tonight, i celebrate my love for you -me to popcorn chicken

I’m red pilled but it’s just from Hot Tamales candies from Dollar General

Midnight beef stew 👀 Midnight beef stew, queen?? Midnight beef stew 👀

haunted when the noodles drag

you don’t have to wait til Halloween to tell you ghost stories I WANT TO HEAR THEM NOW

tell them how I am deep frying gravity, I'm frying high deep frying gravity

shit is getting scary out here

s.c.r.e.a.m. (spicy carbonara rules everything around me)

pumpkin spice rapture

at my funeral there will be hot dogs

I have my own gravitational pull but for void creatures

Places give me the creeps

of course I'm tired, you try raising 74 digital cats

getting ribs removed to fit more lasagna

My skoal can is just filled with goat cheese

i am about 96% noodles & chicken broth right now

If i die please everyone dunk your cinnamon twists in the nacho cheese sauce for me

warding off evil spirits with a vat of queso dip

baptism by rotisserie juice

the crows know. that’s all i’ll say. 🐦‍⬛

💅

eating pepperoni from a pill bottle

i made biscuits from a can but still they're fucking biscuits

The feminine urge to buy $50 worth of cheese and nothing else

real talk: mothman’s ass should have its own statue

beef bourguignon would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

I’m yet to meet a leprechaun when I wasn’t drunk.

Just make a Baja Blast enema already!

channeling the boundless rage within to boil a potato to perfection

at this rate i’ll be a croissant by noon

Death Comes for the Dairy Queen

feral, but cunty 💅🏻

baked potato slut

Hanging on by a thread is the new vibe

Yesssss, the most glorious of all California eateries: the Mexican restaurant that moved into a defunct fast food franchise! Nom nom nom

Living on the edge (adding ham to my egg sandwich)

Rooster is going for a massage and body work and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.

headed to denny’s with the crew (a murder of crows)

can a house still be haunted if it’s filled with pudding? we sent our team to investigate

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Give me mysterious and alluring island fruit with a view 🏝

a show called narcos but it’s just a feed of people sleeping

knuckle tattoos that say CORN COBS

less talk, more erotic laser tag

🚩marked safe from giving a shit

tgif: thanks to goblins im fucked

Eating a pizza like an apple