i need to go to bed. seven more sleeps until the big day (surgery)

If someone tries to get you to eat or drink something (alcohol, etc.) after you’ve told them no repeatedly, you’re allowed to call them a rude asshole. Even if it’s the holidays. I don’t make the rules.

what the hYUCK is going on, max

does anyone still do nose goes for stuff?

can you imagine walmart associates doing a flash mob? no? me either. we’re so dead inside, we’ve considered ourselves to be vampires due to the lack of windows and natural sunlight. heck, i get excited when the lights dim during sensory friendly hours

i’m either saying spongebob references at work or movie references at work. i do this to stay sane at work…whether the customers like it or not

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS!! HE WAS NUMBER ONE

is mayonnaise an instrument?

i want to cuddle a fluffy cow so bad. it would make all my worries go away even if it was only for a few moments

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Me: “I think I deserve a living wage.” America: Absolutely not. Me: Ok. Me: *starves*

I swear there was lightning coming from your eyes Starting a fire in a hotel room

SINGLE DIGITS!!! SINGLE DIGITS!!! EIGHT (8) MORE DAYS !!

Imagine answering "How are you?" with full honesty. I'd end up institutionalized.

part of me wants to aspire to be as petty as 50 cent is but i don’t have enough petty willpower/energy to do that, so being petty vicariously through 50 Cent will have to do.

i’d like to think that me wearing a shirt that says: “i didn’t realize i was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. seems like a very low amount of rodeos” to Texas Roadhouse is top tier comedy gold

i really hate to be this person but i guess it wouldn’t hurt to share it here (im dreading it tho bc ew my face) gofund.me/7547b9862

i really love that we can track multiple duties at once specifically the star path duties bc sometimes i be forgetting about the duties for the star path and i very rarely ever actually finish it all. i’m going to attempt to do it this time #DisneyDreamlightValley #DDV

i really hate to be this person but i guess it wouldn’t hurt to share it here (im dreading it tho bc ew my face) gofund.me/7547b9862

would it mean that i don’t like to be perceived if i absolutely hate the thought that i just helped my mother make a flyer for my gofundme bc it has pictures of me and my foot on it?

this reminds me of that one scene by the river in Brother Bear 🤣

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i’m begging the universe to please not let anything else go wrong between now and the 22nd. i cannot handle anything else going wrong

TEN MORE DAYSSSSSS

being a chronically ill human is not for the weak

i’m so tired of having so many doctor appointments. why can’t i just not have a chronic illness that makes me hate myself

ok if not barking…howling? yowling? screeching? screlling? eagle screeching?

what if…i just started barking

i honestly feel like if the Jobros didn’t break up when they did all those years ago, i feel like i wouldn’t have became a directioner. 1D filled up that Jobros void for me and then they took off running wild with my life bc ONCE A DIRECTIONER ALWAYS A DIRECTIONER. why am i yelling. i need to chill

honestly i’d be okay with new pics of either one of them. that could hold me over, me thinks

fun ari lore: so i was originally gonna get the initials of all the 1D boys (zayn included) tatted on me and come up with silly acronyms instead of their names if anyone ever asked. like for Niall, NJH would be Not Just Hungry. Harry would be Hardly Ever Sleepy. yanno just silly things

i don’t think yall understand how feral i would go if i got narry content before 2025 was over. like even if it was another pic of them hiking again or i dunno another concert outing. i need something. EVEN CRUMBS WILL DO

let’s say i started streaming again…and i decided to play TLOU1…would anyone watch? i feel like ive seen enough lets plays and streamer friends play the games that i sHould be okay but 🤷🏽‍♀️

lol i have another appointment tomorrow. it’s just physical therapy for my back cause lol

✅ x-ray ✅ therapy ✅ looking over back mri 💬 pre-op physical* *it’s not until like 2:30 and it’s 11:57am

x-ray is done. will probably be the easiest appt today. then again therapy might be just as easy bc i’ll be voicing my frustrations about what’s been happening since the last time i saw him. looking over an MRI prolly won’t be bad either 🤷🏽‍♀️ guess im really just “worried” about the pre-op physical

it’s gonna be a long day… 1. x-ray 2. therapy 3. an appt. to look over back MRI 4. pre-op physical for my surgery THAT WILL HAPPEN. IM SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTENCE WHETHER MY INSURANCE LIKES IT OR NOT

🧡your efforts are seen🧡 💚your dedication is admirable💚 🩵your needs are not too much🩵 🩷you are important to someone🩷 💛it is okay to not have the answers💛 💜you are more than worth it💜

she asked me "son, when i grow old will you buy me a house of gold? and when your father turns to stone will you take care of me?"

i’m so happy that we can finally sell back furniture to Scrooge #DisneyDreamlightValley #DDV also, anyone wanna be apart of my dream team?

just when i thought things couldn’t get worse, my insurance denied my surgery. wanting to know why im needing an amputation. A PERSON ISNT GOING TO RANDOMLY ASK FOR ONE, DIPSHITS. anyway, i now have four doc appointments tomorrow instead of three bc im now needing an xray as proof… smh

goodnight friendos!! ily remember to stay safe and hydrated ✌🏽✌🏽

ngl it’s gonna feel weird to go to work tomorrow, have my three days off then work my four days then go on my actual leave so i can be rid of my problem child (my right foot/leg)

*screams into the void*

glennie has been searching for his sister (Jiji) all day. poor bby misses her even tho she’s a menace to him lol

can’t wait to get home and change back into my shorts. my legs are screaming to get out of these pants to be freeeee

got my fur baby girl a new bed and a bigger bowl for her water for when she gets home. lowkey sad i won’t be home to comfort her since i’ll be at work. but momma has to make the monies to get her fur babies fun stuffs

am i wearing a halloween shirt in the wonderful month of december? lol yes i am. it just says “horror movies and chill” on it