my reason for living you ask? well right now it’s rori’s lotr and hobbit posts

I’m innocent your honor

I need to get up but there’s a 30lb cat (dudes also a giant asshole) laying on my lap ;-;

Jam tonight

making coffee so I can get through my last chore and then my ass is going to sleep

continuing on with a seemingly endless side quest: find a black waterproof eyeliner that doesn’t transfer or move !!!

sorry yall I’m chatty today ig lol

never talk to me or my emotional support urban decay original naked palette again

sometimes I run around with my arms out like a penguin or walk around with my arms forward wrists limp like rodger from american dad so who wont me 😏

this is who you’re inviting to a job interview btw

Disabled people are not expendable. The elderly are not expendable. Children are not expendable. Worth should never be tied to economic productivity. If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.

i have returned… here’s a moose

I be posting things that I find funny and then realize “oh my humor is dumb as hell” and keep giggling

I can be ur angle or ur devl

the way I meant to go to bed at 8 last night but it’s 2am now …..

what was the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? oh there’s a lot but one that I got made fun of for is that I sprained my ankle while sitting down and putting on a sock… I had to wear a brace for weeks

it’s funny how you think you’re healed from a certain event and then something drags you right back down 🫩

good morning everyone ❤️ aren’t fairywrens so cute???

tities

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eden: did you just finger spell pussy??? me: 😗 yeah

now that I have someone who I can practice with I’m going to commit to learning ASL 🥰 it’s such a beautiful language and I’ve always wanted to learn !!!

I need to go through a man’s closet and steal some hoodies + sweatshirts

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

hello everyone! so I am going to try out going by the name wren from now on! if you could use that name from here on out it would be much appreciated 🥰

owl girl

cadence

want to join !!

I need y’all to fight for my hand in marriage but instead of battling to the death you’ll make me your finest chicken wings

I really just need an unlimited amount of chicken wings (at least 5 different flavors), some napkins and privacy

Totally normal oddish!

"something's gotten into the animals" happy year of the horse

I will take the dumbest thing that makes me laugh and run it into the ground

new discord profile is done !! (this is so dumb help 😭)

what happens when you put some neurodivergents together

y'all don't fw zak bagans the way we do. you just wouldn't understand @beepzelbub.bsky.social @sammy.is.eepy.now @tacobelle.cc @moonnibba.bsky.social

when I see zak from the back? that’s zak wagans 😛

hello everyone! so I am going to try out going by the name wren from now on! if you could use that name from here on out it would be much appreciated 🥰

finished a new book last night and read the reviews and people are mad the mc who makes bad + selfish + violent choices kept making bad + selfish + violent choices ??? just shut off your thinkers and let my girl breathe omg

Hey drink your beverages before your cat gets to it! 🧃 #art

this show took years off my life

getting back into reading has been so nice ;-; I started back up my old habit of reading a fiction and non fiction book at the same time. I just read one chapter of my non fiction book before I can dive into the fictional one and it works out 🥰

Leafeon happily sleeping on a balcony in italy 💙

my sister made some orange chicken and it was so good

time to bing my bong and explode