I strangely wanna play Oregon trail

It’s me and le sserafim blasting out my windows vs the traffic

im not gay but he IS mine

bored at work like for an indirect (let this flop so I only have to do like 5 😔)

11:11 make a wish mooties! 🤩💞🥰✨💖

Remember friends, I would rather you cried on my shoulder every night rather than have to cry at your funeral. You're more than your demons to someone. 🖤

happy friyay mooties!!! I hope you get laid today! 🥰💞🤩✨💖

about to buy someone’s daughter a battery operated facial massager

😏😏😏 poomang.com/en/t/speech_...

Guys im only 999,222 followers away from 1 million! Do you guys think I’ll make it by Halloween?!? 🥹

🎃 October #promosky 👋🏻 I'm Amy, 37 from 🇨🇦 and taken 💕 🖥️ PC gaming • Stardew Valley • Deep Rock Galactic • Heroes of the Storm 📺 Anime • Deathnote • JJK • Terror in Resonance 🩷 Other loves • My Boston Terrier. 🐶 • Everything cute. 🥹 • Horror movies. • Tattoos. • Talking to new people.

omg guys guess who has a huge dingaling AND FINALLY PAID OFF HIS CAR THIS LITTLE TOYOTA IS FINALLY MINE MUAHAHAHA 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

!!!!!! see guys im a good friend!!!!

Idk chat id rather save the 60 and buy a game that I OWN on sale. Microsoft sucks ass and they didn’t even add any real value

Damn, they deleted as soon as I woke up Now I’ll never know 😔😔😔

CANT WAIT TO PLAY DAREDEVIL OMG COMPLETELY WHAT THE GAME NEEDED. ANOTHER DAMAGE PER SECOND CHARACTER pls guangguang, release me from my cloak/luna/invis shackles 😭😭😭😭😭

Also, tomorrow is my month. My ego is going to be HUGE (but not toxic)

It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress. Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights. But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.

In valorant I mained Sage, and all the eboys thought I was a girl in the game Whenever they needed heals they’d call me pookie sage

This was like a month ago but im finally gunna do it Making a list, like this post if you want in (it’s my MVP hot and sexy mooties list) I’m trying to focus what I see on the social meeds

The girls in my irl besties group chat has determined I’d be a good father SOLELY based on the fact I 1.) know all the Disney songs 2.) can cosplay most of the dads 3.) I buy them their tampons when they ask me too LMFAO 🤓🤓🤓

This was like a month ago but im finally gunna do it Making a list, like this post if you want in (it’s my MVP hot and sexy mooties list) I’m trying to focus what I see on the social meeds

I deleted that mirror selfie but im looking at it like damn… I’m 33 and I look great.

putting this on your timeline again

white people taking this pumpkin spice thing too far

date went well 😁 ya boi still gots it

Someone said I looked 23. Y’all remember what I look like. He was just buttering me up for some action 😤

about to buy someone’s daughter a battery operated facial massager

Happy birthday @surrasauce.bsky.social 🎉🥳🎁🍾🪅💞🥰 !!!!!!!! I hope you have the best day evaaarrrrrr!

I operate under the assumption that every one of my moots has oogled at my selfies, whether you think im attractive or you’re wondering how my skin is so clear (maximum cope)

guys…sorta breaking news???? maybe???? I am abt to maybe? go on my first date in 4 years???? after my previous abusive relationship??? and being very anti love???? CHAT AM I HEALING

Happy friyay mooties, I hope you all get laid (and paid)!!!!! 😏💞🥰🤩🤭

When I purchased a new game and my bank account is looking at me like: DAMN RIGHT I EARN’T THAT SHIT 😤😤😤

Bluefacts.app + equally rated game!

OK I AM ACTUALLY BACKING UP MY WORDS HERE I gots lots of small white and normal colored pumpkins, decorative gourds, scented pineapples, pop up cards, fun little stickers, and ouiya bored related stuff SO FAR

Me: "hope ur doing okay" Me after 10s of no reply

Finally it’s been 84 years The amount of brutality is insane, I cannot wait (I busted)

My first reaction to getting trapped by junkrat is to immediately look down and acknowledge that, yes indeed, there is a trap that I walked into.

this 100% choose Jeff the land shark and you might as well mute the whole lobby from abusing you

I wanna buy lots of pumpkins and Halloween decor and make little gift baskets for my friends!!!

nvm, PayPal me 60 bucks so I can buy the phantom thieves skin in Overwatch 💞🥰

sorry yall, I think I need to unplug for a bit

Sorry if im in a hater mood today, im sick and tired of waking up to our government being run by the ABSOLUTE DUMBEST MEN AND WOMEN AVAILABLE ON THE PLANET. it’s getting to me

just living in a country where white people can sign up for a government agency to torment people of color and dismantle families, AND get tuition paid with a sign on bonus. and they wonder why certain people don’t like em at all

don’t get headaches yall, it’ll turn you into the tisms 😒

ngl I have no work life balance working at 5am everyday plus not having weekends off is really hurting my social life

I feel like if we put all the men in a LAN lobby in a giant facility away from society, then world peace might just actually work.

If you see this, QTP with your idle animation! #gamesky #promosky #gaming

guys, gals, xe and theys I made a sundae at work, its ingredients include chocolate ice cream, chocolate shell topping, caramel!!!!!, hot fudge sauce and gay sprikies 🤩 It looks like shit because I took 10 minutes taking a pic because I was talking to a worker of co.