imagine we all summon all 3 Egyptian god cards and absolutely skullfuck this administration!? IMAGINE

you can not call yourself an ally of black/brown people and refuse to acknowledge and speak up about what’s going on. especially if you are not doing any community work, attending protests, or crowdfunding. reading the news isn’t enough. you need to actively care about black and brown people.

🤘🏽💕💀🎭

A visual representation of what the fuck I do at work all day

getting paid means my digital girls get their much awaited girlypop skins 🥰 (Luna and cloak)

1 like = 1 potato chip consumed

I usually don’t do these but this one is pretty on point! (minus the catchphrases)

loverboy at heart living in a hookup by nature society 🙂‍↕️✌🏽

good morning mutual patutuals ✨ I’m late to the app because this morning, I realized I didn’t have my brown cocaine in the lab to produce my hot bean soup 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

tonight, I learned if a guy is talking to you about NFTs and you keep calling them “niftees”, they get super pissy

tonight, I learned if a guy is talking to you about NFTs and you keep calling them “niftees”, they get super pissy

Introduce yourself with 4 video games.

alright ladies with NFL playoff season next week, it’s the perfect time to go up to guys wearing jerseys and say “oooooh I love your little cosplay!” subscribe for more pookie facts!!!

bitcoin? that’s like kohls cash right?

bought a cheap pair of jeans at primark for $20 just for work. I figured they’d be rough and uncomfortable but whatever why is this lowkey one of the best pairs I own?????

11:11 be a slut!!! ✨❤️🧣

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. The New England Patriots are 14-3 and are the #2 seed of the AFC. Have a great night everyone

bitcoin? that’s like kohls cash right?

Since I’m on break and curious going into the new year… what IS your opinion of me? you can dm it if you want. no need to sugarcoat it lol

music festivals but it’s not gridlock crowded 🥰

when you don’t speak Spanish but need to call someone a bitch

accepting apologies in 2026

If your book page binder looks like this, it’s being bought ON SIGHT

hey! it’s me. pookie sage here. abt to go on an adventure today. i hope sushi is involved ✨

happy Saturday mooties :3 ❤️✨‼️

me lying so i can smash

the worst decision of 2026 by anyone was by the Dallas Mavericks. why the hell would you trade Luka man?!

one good thing about winter is wearing your jackets again and finding the stuff you lost a year ago in your pockets

i require attention

and just like that, I’m lord gambit! lil update on me lords :3

🧞‍♂️💞🧣new year #promosky || #moothunt ! 🧣JRPGs 🧣Rivals/Overwatch/Valorant 🧣the legend of zelda 🧣pokemon 🧣yakuza 🧣bachata 🧣cooking 🧣fashion 👗 🧣anime (blue lock, shangri-la frontier, solo leveling, jjk) 🧣kpop 🧣pho 🧣city adventure 🧣🏳️‍🌈 friendly 🧣animal lover 🧣cozy gaming 🧣empathy 🧣literally too funny 🔁/❤️

fuck sex, are you skilled enough to summon this on the battlefield?

New year, new #promosky & #gamersky ! Angela✨29✨she/they✨CST ♥/⟳ appreciated! *ੈ✩‧₊˚🥂*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Interests: 🛡️Zelda ⚡Pokémon ⚔️Fire Emblem 🎮SSB 🍄Mario 🕹️FN🎤KPDH 🎶Music 🍃420 🌠Astrology/Tarot 🦇Creepy/Macabre 🐶Animals 🖊️Writing 🖍️Coloring *ੈ✩‧₊˚🥂*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 21+MDNI! THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! FUCK TRUMP & FUCK ICE!

First double you of 2026! made friends with someone on the internet and her and I are going thrifting on Saturday!!!

How is there STILL not a remove followers option 😭 pleeeease I've been on my knees

i promise to my hoes I’ll be more open to the grippy sock baddies 🫰🏽

my entire feed is fucking promoskies and pink areolas

#promosky for the year! I’m Hierophant, if you’re 21+ come talk nerdy with me! 🖤 Overwatch 🖤 DnD 🖤 Vampire the Masquerade 🖤 Magic the Gathering 🖤 Zelda 🖤 BG3 🖤 Anime 🖤 Star Wars 🖤 Mental Health 🖤 Cdrama / Kdrama 🖤 Tattoos 🖤 Goth - music, culture, etc 🖤 Occult and witchcraft 🖤 Dogs and cats

2026 and I’m still HIM in overwatch 😤 (technically her, since I main mercy)

2026 and I’m still HIM in valorant 😤 (technically her, since I play sage)

fun fact I’ve taken the same exact mirror selfie for new years eve with a white sweater for the past 4 years this is long term story telling, pls like

🧞‍♂️💞🧣new year #promosky || #moothunt ! 🧣JRPGs 🧣Rivals/Overwatch/Valorant 🧣the legend of zelda 🧣pokemon 🧣yakuza 🧣bachata 🧣cooking 🧣fashion 👗 🧣anime (blue lock, shangri-la frontier, solo leveling, jjk) 🧣kpop 🧣pho 🧣city adventure 🧣🏳️‍🌈 friendly 🧣animal lover 🧣cozy gaming 🧣empathy 🧣literally too funny 🔁/❤️

i promise to my hoes I’ll be more open to the grippy sock baddies 🫰🏽

if you drink and drive tonight you is a whole ass BITCH call pookie, I don’t drink but do drive. I’ll drive all you drunk fucks home (head preferred but not required!)

I promise my fans that in 2026 I’ll be even more of a whore

Take yourself on more solo dates in 2026

it’s only new years when it hits 12:00 EST it’s kinda the only time zone that matters.