My daughter has entered the poster board presentation era of school and I'm taking it as a personal attack.

I aspire to the "eh, that's enough" style of a red-winged blackbird.

I'm never angrier about a purchase than when I have to buy final draft again

(banging gavel) perfect amount of seasons for an american sitcom is: long enough to do a rashomon episode but not so long that it does a musical episode

I think one of my favorite genres ever might be people who don't belong on local news in the morning: youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw

I've taken the rat taxi many times

The people who make games are smart and cool and kind.

What 11 years at Fortnite looks like in pins.

I'm not naming anything for at least a month.

I've just received word that the red wheelbarrow glazed with rain water has died.

the world is not very good right now but you could Rosalía's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

I must meet him

new James Blake just drop't youtu.be/neglkknTYB4?...

The most uplifting thing you can say to a clown is “who’s this clown?” because it shows that 1. you recognize they are a clown and 2. you want to know more about them

The “see” followed by the dramatic synth flourishes will always be hilarious to me.

Sunday reading: The Reformatory Surprised I haven’t heard more about this book

James Baldwin, 1970

The team returns to work www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vu...

[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*

who is your favorite shrek I’ll go first: Shrek

Getting sworn in on a cheesecake factory menu to demonstrate my refusal to self edit

Dinner flowers going for a real crime scene vibe

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

Looking forward to the great meme reset, and the chance to understand nothing in a new refreshing way.

2026 resolutions: Wordless scream, point at sky (5x) Lingering dead-eyed stare into camera Ontological shock (enjoy or cause) Hiking

How DARE you introduce a touch of chili heat to my hot chocolate? Unforgivable. The ultimate betrayal

Yoko Ono exhibit at MCA

Sufganiyot! Made by me!

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

Here’s a fun game you can play. Spend a few moments imagining what a Flea solo track might sound like. Then go listen to the song. Then give yourself a grade. I get an A.

I’m legit in awe of the concept of poems that are too dangerous to fall into the wrong hands

I just learned what a seiche is, and it seems pretty embarrassing for the lake.

I genuinely love a hyped up local meteorologist.

IG served me Laura Snowden explaining a thing she does with singing over a harmonic to mimic a note bending and it was rad so I looked up her album and it's fantastic. Guitar and voice and that's all you need when it's this clear and focused

Fargo is still good.

Reading King Sorrow on a snowy night. I even have tea and a cozy blanket.

I’ve been kind of fevery today (I’m fine) and it’s always very funny to me that when my brain is working its absolute worst it’s also so so confident in its output You are too hot. Your ideas are bad. Go to bed, my friend.

IMPORTANT HALLOWEEN DISCOVERY Scout’s costume is the original Heathcliff comic.

I’d make a good mothman. I constantly bring up upsetting topics and I’m often almost helpful.

The guitar learning curve has saved countless innocent people from being serenaded. We can’t let this happen. m.youtube.com/shorts/RtFrz...

Some of you inspire me to be even more annoying

Spirit Halloween getting closer and closer to the good stores each year seems like a not super great economic indicator.

All in on Women Wearing Shoulder Pads

As anxiety songs go, Close To Me is an all timer.

official video for 'my co-worker Clark Kent's secret black box' youtu.be/gFzs8YJuAbE

I love it when someone on TV says “wait, say that again.” because I was also not listening.

are there money designations beyond “fuck you” Is there like “hey now” money?