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I am trying to draw you fat little bastard

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Like I have nightmares about my car being stolen and everyone keeps telling me," Since you don't yet own your car, it's always being tracked, so someone stealing it is less of a problem than you think." Which IS NOT COMFORTING! XD Like, what??? O_O; What else tracks me?! *glares sus at the scanner*

I remember when I decided to drive through the Midwest for 5 days solo without telling anyone I was doing so, using a paper map to navigate, and being out in the world having a blast. No one knew where I was, and I gave no fucks. That kind of freedom doesn't exist anymore. *Everything* tracks you.

They’re a descendant of The Dormouse from Alice in Wonderland, who runs a Hole-in-The-Wall Diner (which itself is inside another Hole-in-the-Wall Diner)!

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

A follow-up to yesterday's daily art CW: Huge boobs

Being an artist trying to talk with other artists is just embarrassing. "I like your shapes and colours!" Mortifying playground shit

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Run Orion, Run!🐰💦🍴🐺

The shapes that live inside my brain 24/7

I feel like a disabled autistic 15 year old child going missing and ending up with ICE/HHS should be far bigger news. Especially considering he’s been located yet NOT returned to his mother. This is kidnapping. Yet the combination of racism & ableism means it gets ignored.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's a 1977 Pontiac Trans Am, like from Smokey & The Bandit! 😄

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the 1970s Outspan Orange.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s a Pashley Princess. As Janis Joplin once sang* 🎶Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Pashley Princess My friends all have Bakfiets, my life is a mess Worked hard all my lifetime, can’t take no more stress Oh LORD, won’t…🎶 *Not

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, & it’s the Type 35 Bugatti.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s Lady Penelope’s Fab 1

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the KAR 120C.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Duesenberg Twenty Grand.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Ecto-1

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Suzuki Jimny

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Herbie, the Love Bug.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the yellow fiat from Lupin III

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Toyota Trueno AE86 Apex/Hachi-Roku

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Mach Five

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the 1963 Ferrari 250P

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the Compact Pussycat

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the PussyWagon; featured in the 2003 cult classic, Kill Bill.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s a VW Thing

jeeeeesus

#45: She's Unforgettable, in a Very Literal Sense ~ merrilandbrowne.com/comic/45-shes-unforgettable-in-a-very-literal-sense/ ~

also digging up the Karagans I commissioned from @kokimantarou.bsky.social years and years ago so I can make everyone look at them again

[heavy breathing] just three more weeks

BPD

What several months of eating strange and delicious alien treats and getting dressed up and doted on constantly will do to a mf

(hundred line) this was my favourite part that happened in the game #EDENART25

ZA Hex...

In a nutshell it's all a rehash of "pumpkin spice is stupid and only basic bitches like it" and countless other "what's wrong with society today" fads. You start out thinking you're raging against the machine (corporate mediocrity) but end up, like always, shitting on people just living their lives.

Some Lynnzoi moods

WHO'S *hic* BRAVE ENOUGH TO *hic* SPOT MY SQUATS 😈 🎨: @trinityfate62.bsky.social

Sketchpage for fizzymatter for rahkfumbles!

Chest?

Doodle for bubblesbloomers!

Doodle for mediocremeadow!

Witchy cat! Witchy CAT! Pretty kitty with a pointy hat! Thanks to @dracononite.bsky.social for this absolutely gorgeous pic!

Them: You don't look autistic Me: You don't see it because my autism mostly affects me. I've spent most of my life painstakingly minimizing the impact it has on others... so now it has no effect on you at all, but my life is indescribably more difficult and exhausting

[ #strawbersphene | #saucystrawber | #gposensfw ] (mostly bc of it having a lot more exposed skin) i have no witty caption but i saw the original and was possessed by a wonderful idea

Multiple kofi doodles for diss!

this character just kind of appeared on our canvas. meet tessel, a tenebra! we also drew them pregnant