Closest thing I have to wear for a No Kings shirt. I’m not protesting today because big crowds and loud noise set off my PTSD, and I don’t want to get triggered and become a burden on everyone else. But I’m supporting in my way. Justice For All.

THIS. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Martial arts (and not getting beat tf up) 101: DON’T BE ON THE GROUND IN AN ACTIVE CONFLICT. That is the very LAST place you wanna be. Co-signed.

Me: **Drops something profound in the group chat** Me, two minutes later: **Demonstrates why Wisdom is my dump stat**

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s the 1963 Ferrari 250P

Achievement Unlocked: First person in class to stump a project team with a question during their mid-term progress presentation.

**Walks into CS lounge** “I’M EEPY.” Those who know me laughed. Those who don’t know me are very puzzled rn.

I’m selling all my costumes, I just don’t wanna do it anymore. Also Windows is the best operating system ever.

“I have a picture of [training partner] as a purple belt” “OH NO WAY, HE’S SO CUUUUTE!!” “Are you showing people my baby pictures again” “Yes. Because you were adorable.”

**Puts phone down** “DAAAAAD MICROSLOP IS AT IT AGAIN”

“Next time I’m asked to solve a LeetCode problem in a job interview I’m gonna ask them how the solution to it is applicable to the job.” “Oh that’s a good question, actually.” “Like dude I already proved I can code, why did you hand me a boring Rubik’s cube.”

becca's one of my oldest friends and she and her wife need help, any amount would go a long way

He loves me for who I am, and even if he doesn’t understand sometimes, he will always respect that I know myself better than anyone else does. Whatever name or pronouns I use, clothes I wear, I’m his “little girl” and I have no problem with that because he will support me, regardless.

Yeah can confirm.

Someone at work needs this mug. Good thing it's on sale for $10. eatf.art/mugs

“WHO IS SHE” “Did you just assume its gender” “Oh, I’m sorry. What are its pronouns” “Roger/Roger”

Okay, reskeeting with a purpose. I need $350 for some new equipment. Please by my stuff.

I really love the phrase, “you’re not wrong,” because it works for everything from, “You’re right and you should say it” to “I don’t agree with you but you make a good point” without being all that obtrusive about it.

Reminder as big protests are coming up: I will block the shit out of anyone who says those who don’t go out and protest are bad for some reason, or complicit in everything that’s happening because they don’t. It’s ableist as hell.

Since none of my friends or family follow me on Bluesky, you all get to see the more unhinged things I make. :) #woodworking #woodwork

Hey, you. You're finally awake... I sold a Skyrim carve within the 1st hour of the 1st day of the Renfaire this year. However, after employing my "hydra head" method of inventory management, the two carvings did not sell. So now they're available: ko-fi.com/builtbybittl... #woodworking #skyrim

I have been informed I cannot be Slutty Civilian Haruka for Halloween and I think that’s biphobic

Not me and my dojo friends evaluating our personal styles so we can figure out what element we bend. I think we figured out mine and my training partner’s are both fire. Arguments for earth/metal/lava were entertained for me, though.

Even Klingons know the value of Mental Health. World Mental Health Awareness Day. 🖖🏻💚

I am straight-up leaving words out of sentences I write so often, these days. It’s a trend that’s worrying me tbh

Co-signed by the person who is USED to buying expensive costume shit. $600 for anything less than custom is beyond insane.

Eating granola and yogurt, my favorite breakfast. Too bad I had a jaw subluxation yesterday and this was probably the worst craving to indulge in under the circumstances.

OMG THE BIRBS

Anime weirdos: “If you watch the dub of an anime you are a lesser, non-intellectual being” Millennials who grew up watching Sailor Moon: “A bitch said what?”

I just read a comment that said that for Millennials, trauma bonding is a love language. Shit, that explains a lot.

“Dude, you need to get a couch.”

I hate wearing pink. Nothing against the color, it’s just not my color and feels a bit dysphoric sometimes. But you bet your ass if one of the available colors is “safety pink” I’m gonna want it in safety pink.

Not where I’m from but where I lived at one point: Prescott

THUMP. **Hisses** “Sky don’t kick the bags during lessons!” “Sorry, Sir! My kata flew too close to the bag. It was a punch, though.” “Wait really”

Karate problems: Having to jump over the dojo Roomba in the practice area

“Are you competing next weekend with [kata you just learned]?” “Idk it doesn’t look that good yet.” “You’re my favorite to send to tournament. You say stuff like that but then you crush it.” **Whines** “But it’s long and exhaustingggg.” I finally have a new kata to compete and now I’m like WUHHH

Why are Uranus’s fits such a fucking vibe in Crystal. Oh, wait. Probably because we’re both badass non-binary betches. 💙💛

Bad guy: “I shall rule everything because the Silver Crystal is now miiiiiine!!!” Sailor Moon: “Bitch you thought”

My gender orientation is Sailor Uranus

You’d think the bad guys would figure out the Silver Crystal only really runs on the power of love and is much more useless to them than to Sailor Moon.

My group mates have given me the role of “selling” our project during our presentation on Thursday. They said I would be the best at it, by far. When did I become a salesperson. What has happened to my CHA score

I think I’m at the end of the line with stimulant-based ADHD meds. They are basically doing for me now what coffee does - jack and shit. If upping the dose again on this latest one doesn’t do much good, we’re talking about a med overhaul.

You know that “special sauce” every fast food restaurant has that’s some sort of unholy combination of ketchup, mayo, and BBQ sauce? Yeah. That. On top of rotini pasta. Divine.

I love Zoo and her nephew dearly, please consider at least boosting. 🩵

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

Anybody need a really nerdy Halloween candy bowl that can also be a lamp?

Apparently I had a whole-ass conversation with Adam in my sleep last night, and it was hilarious. I chastised him at one point, saying, “You’re not my conscience!!” and I am never living that down. 🤣

Your periodic reminder that the LLMs powering today’s “AI” chatbots are predictive text algorithms with much hungrier power requirements. They tell you what you want to hear, so yeah, if you’re anthropomorphizing it, it will appear to express feelings to you. There is no actual feeling there.

Me: “Sometimes I feel like I’m not worthy of the animal that defines me” Derpy: **Exists** Me: “Okay I’ll allow it”

Me: “I don’t know, if I add flashy flags to my hook swords, they’d cover up all the cool, intricate things I’m doing with my hands.” The iridescent organza fabric I have that’s been sitting around for years: “I’m RIGHT HERE, you know.”