Day 9: Smoochies

Day 8: The Weight of The Dick on His Shoulders

Day 7: The Kiss

Day 6: big gulp

Day 5: the dick-tator

Day 4: Have yourself a stroke Trump

Day 3

Day 2

Droopy McCool looks like Trump without the wig and orange paint.

Day 1 of dick-doodling on Trump’s face.

After we investigate all the ways that Harvard helped whitewash Epstein can we just continue on investigating all the ways the Ivies function as gigantic reputation washers for a whole rotten layer of evil doers TYSM.

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.

Quiet Piggy

If some guy ever said "quiet piggy" to one of my daughters then they better run fast, because I would make him squeal.

US intelligence determined that MBS approved the killing by Saudi agents of a US-based journalist inside the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, according to findings declassified in 2021 at the start of the Biden administration. Trump officials had refused to release the report. apnews.com/article/trum...

Remember Jamal Khashoggi.

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

The writer’s have gotten so lazy this season. There are literally TWO villains named after cows and they even look similar. — From the Latin bovinus, meaning "relating to cattle” In English, it can describe someone or something as having a dull, placid, or slow-witted quality, like a cow.

The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!

Things that are pretty great: The CD you bought on a whim is actually really great Click-shut LEGO pirate chests that have little LEGO gold coins in them You remembered to put free sheets on the bed before getting tired That first bite of your favorite dessert Looking at your pet looking back at you

Maybe it took a vile thing like Donald Trump for our country to see its seedy underbelly and finally reflect on our failings; so that we can look towards a brighter future guided by the light from mountains of burning MAGA hats. Or maybe we’re fucked, I dunno.

WSU is playing shout and I’m not okay with that. #goducks

Random shoutout to Frau Essex making us listen to and sing a song about cat litter in German class. I hope your cats are happy wherever you are. youtu.be/o99uuZ6pNv4?...

Wait. Why would Marjorie Taylor Greene calling to release the Epstein files be a betrayal to Donald Trump and the entire Republican Party?

Kash seeing proof of the Trump/Bubba photos.

Is it possible they CAN’T release the Epstein files/evidence because they‘ve already destroyed it all?

The GOP would rather normalize pedophilia than admit they hung their entire party on the main pedophile.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

If it looks like a pedophile And talks like a pedophile And acts like a pedophile Well…

Using proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation is vitally important, especially on the off chance that Congress ever releases your emails as part of a probe into your perverted sex life.

I notice Karoline Leavitt didn't wear her 2-lb. golden cross, because she knew she had to tell some particularly grievous lies today ...

Saxophonist Cleto Escobedo III, the longtime musical director of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and childhood friend of the late-night host, died early Tuesday morning. He was 59. latenighter.com/news/cleto-e...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Greg Bovino is evil incarnate.

I’ve seen too many Alien movies to ever own a shower head like this.

A gift from an American friend: a War of 1812 scented candle. Yes that is the White House. Via @ektaroc.bsky.social

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Holy crap! Please vote!!!

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

8 years. 3 dogs. 1 window. bear (mastiff/bernese) lived here for 3 days in november 2017. roxy came along in august 2018. and now cocoa has taken over the neighbourhood watch.

Breakfast with dear leader

The head of security at the Louvre

LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections Q: What's the evidence of that? LEAVITT: It's just a fact

Yeah, hell is like that.

Too soon?

Breaking News: The actress Diane Ladd has died at 89. She was an Oscar contender for three roles, including one in which she starred alongside her daughter, Laura Dern.