Soft cookies are superior to the crunchy kind.

If you see this post a bridge.

“You see anyone pull a gun, step in front of it.” @keithroysdon.bsky.social looks at the contributions the legendary Elmore Leonard and Robert B. Parker made beyond their vast crime novel canons crimereads.com/elmore-leona... #Authors #CrimeFiction #Television via @crimereads.bsky.social

At what point does he completely degrade from Useful Idiot to Useless Idiot?

"Amidst all of today’s noise, the quiet, confident, morally grounded man, the one who builds more than he destroys, has become nearly invisible." airmail.news/arts-intel/h... by Emily Wachtel via @airmail.news

Yep, I know what I'll be doing tomorrow night. www.bbc.com/culture/arti... by Clare McHugh via BBC

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They Pump So Much Stuff Into Those Beautiful Little Babies www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

"'Marry rich New York American,' they tell me. 'Never mind he has tiny hands and itty-bitty man part - he make you very happy,' they tell me. So vy is he can't make moving stairway go up like Kenyan guy did?"

Escalatorgate.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture:

"The phenomenon existed before Streisand’s lawsuit. It is described by the Chinese idiom yù gài mí zhāng, which loosely translates to 'trying to cover things up only makes them more evident.'" www.britannica.com/topic/Streis...

Come on, people, Hulu isn't all that bad. At least they let you choose which annoying commercial to watch.

Ruin a band with law Prima Facie! at the Disco

Honk if you've ever walked up a broken escalator.

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The NBC affiliate in Las Vegas is owned by Sinclair. The CBS affiliate in Las Vegas is owned by Nexstar. Jimmy Kimmel airs on the ABC affiliate, which is part of the Scripps News Group though Disney owns the network. #Conundrum

Must one complete a Captcha before the Raptcha?

"Sometimes, the most effective twists are the ones that emerge, rather than those you engineer." @rebeccakanner.bsky.social on how to surprise everyone with your plotting...even yourself.* crimereads.com/theres-nothi... #Writing #WritingTips via @crimereads.bsky.social *It's happened to me.

People who need to be target Raptured: 1. FDT 2. The neighbor lady who lets her dog piss on my lawn. 3. MTG 4. Freeway tailgaters 5. Whoever thought it was a genius idea to put silent letters in everyday words.

On days such as this, when the optometrist dilates my pupils, I wish I lived in the dreary North Woods of Maine instead of the sunny southwest desert, because it would be easier for me to read the Epstein Files.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Sunshine 2. Rain 3. Freshly-brewed coffee 4. Quiet moments 5. Knowing the person you've loved for 40 years still reciprocates the feelings in spite of your many, many quirks

Apropos of nothing: youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

What I'm wearing to the Rapture

This doesn't mean we should stop canceling all our Disney subscriptions.

Make that almost always.

Free speech and fearless I to thee allow.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Nobody doesn't stop believin' anymore.

Somebody remind those 95 Dems that "present" is a voting option.

You know you *really* looks like hell but doesn’t know when to quit?

Drop some TELEPHONES.

Questions the White House press corps should ask, but won't: Why do you keep covering your right hand? Why are you sitting behind the desk and not standing, like a normal president? Why did you marry a floor lamp? How many frequent flyer miles did you earn from all those trips on Epstein's jet?

Rainy, cloudy days in Vegas = my jam.

Wrote about the Kimmel firing, which felt like a dam breaking. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

There are so, so many reasons to not drink Pepsi. There are many more reasons to boycott it.

FURFKJR

Wonder what the “Twitter Files” free speech absolutists that accused the Biden Administration of “censoring” disinfo on Twitter think of the FCC chair getting Kimmel fired.

Seriously, I can't wait to see the ratings for whoever they hire to take over for Colbert and Kimmel. THEN we'll all have something to laugh at.

Say what you will, but it was nice to see Melania's body double in public again.

We've reached the "sell your TVs and throw your Fire Sticks and Rokus in the trash" phase of U.S. history.

Slava Kadun is one of Putin's hitmen, but he doesn't kill his victims, he relocates them. He arrives in Ottawa to find his latest target is already dead, and all the evidence points to him. With the police hot on his trail, he has to find the real killer. Order SHADOW PLAY from reboundpress.com!

Suppose a Democrat wins the White House in 2028 (assuming elections are still a thing). Could they demolish that disgusting ballroom and dig up that god-awful patio in what was the Rose Garden and - at personal expense, no taxpayer dollars involved - ship it all to Mar A Lago, where it belongs?

Today's lunch featured a Trader Joe's chicken burrito bowl made in Canada, which qualifies it as the most NAFTA thing I've ever eaten.

Welp, time to drag the DVD player from the closet.

Those Meta glasses are bound to be the Cybertruck of eye wear.

I want to boycott ABC so bad, but I would miss Will Trent. Then again, @karinslaughter.com's novels would certainly fill the void.

My personal TV theme song top 5: 1. Justified 2. Magnum PI (TOS) 3. The Jeffersons 3. Happy Valley 4. Hawaii 5-O (TOS)

Well, I'm not going to point any moral I'll leave that for yourself Maybe you're still walking, you're still talking You'd like to keep your health But every time I read the papers Them old feeling come on We're waist deep in the Big Muddy The big fool says to push on www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnJ...