Shut the F*ck Up!: Lazy Writing and the Art of the F-Bomb www.authortombradley.com/shut-the-fck... #Writing #WritingTips #WritingLife

Post a rabbit. *I’m going to hell.

deplurailze a movie A Wedding and A Funeral

(reads obituary page) "Dammit." (throws obituary page in recycling bin)

Post a perfect movie.

It's movie night at Casa de Bradley!

Last night, I was teleported to Popeye's, and it was delicious.

New! #books #mystery #novella

Question: Did the door, in fact, hit Pam Bondi's ass on her way out?

Better Half has been out of surgery for ~4 hours. She's out of it but wanted me to turn on her TV. I suggested HGTV to avoid Mango Mussolini's "speech." Through her anesthetic haze, she said, "No Trump!" And then she went back to sleep.

You know, there is a streaming service that doesn't bombard you with ads while simultaneously increasing its subscription fee.

As part of the pre-order campaign, Penguin Publishing Group will donate up to 500 copies of @maliamaunakea.bsky.social's "The Shark Prince" to Hawaiʻi Literacy, a local nonprofit that provides free reading and writing programs. alohastatedaily.com/2026/03/30/n... via Aloha State Daily

Let yourself be transported to a small Nevada desert town with a haunted hotel and casino, and the women who fight to survive. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BT6LWQ27 #paranormal #suspense #mystery #womensfiction #supernatural #romance #murder #ghosts #haunted

Humble Book Bundle: Tony and Anne Hillerman: The Leaphorn, Chee & Manuelito Novels (pay what you want and help charity) share.google/2nfXyxf2RgK7... Mystery book bundle where proceeds go to charity! #booktwt #booksky #bookstagram #mystery

I filled the Blueberry's tank last night. Doctors are hinting that they will keep me in a medically-induced coma until the end of the week.

Better Half caught a bug and is down for the count. I suppose my incessant "can I get you anything?" inquiries aren't really helping.

Due to a lack of compelling new stuff to stream, I'm rewatching Dept. Q. No regrets whatsoever.

This is Mimi Dawg the Basset Hound. Ostensibly, we're fostering her. But Better Half has declared we have adopted her. Overall, she's a good dawg. Except for the jumping on furniture thing (patio is fine; indoors, nope). Words most often spoken to her: off, no, and good girl.

Me blocking someone

"I put up some microphones, do a quick soundcheck, roll tape, and the first thing he does is 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow.' He played and sang, one take, and it was over." www.hawaiipublicradio.org/local-news/2...

Even after all these years, Elin's wrath shows no sign of abating. sports.yahoo.com/articles/tig...

Found out today that our Trump-loving pool guy, a registered Democrat no less, is no longer en amor with Mango Mussolini. (Gas prices acting as smelling salts.) He’s still pretty darn conservative, but at least he's seeing a little bit of the light.

Prediction: More strippers will begin accepting Venmo. apnews.com/article/trum...

Checking out box scores and seeing by and large it's been a pretty good day for southpaws.

It is incumbent on as authors, living vicariously as we do through our characters, to keep these names alive. Except for Atharv and Zaylee. Those can go away. www.huffpost.com/entry/baby-n... via @huffpost.com #Writing #WritingLife

Wake up #baseball fans, it's Opening Day 2026! ⚾️ #MLB #OpeningDay

Pleased to see @dailykos.com is out there doing vital work:

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

"Mutilization"? Trump and his team stumble through an oath-of-office ceremony that avoids all mention of new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin’s predecessor, @jbowden.bsky.social writes ... and barely mentions the man of the hour www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... via The Independent

Alright y’all this is a small thing but an easy one Stop buying books from Amazon Instead buy them from Bookshop.com which supports your local bookstores Here’s a 20% discount on your first order refer.bookshop.org/jen52349

Whether to Write About Weather www.authortombradley.com/whether-to-w... #Writing #WritingTips #WritingLife

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid (Not the entire movie, but those flying monkeys scared the bejeebers out of my young ass.)

My Was? Not Was.

Meanwhile, you can count on two hands the number of folks in Vegas who are hyped about the impending arrival of the A's. www.sfgate.com/athletics/ar... #Baseball #MLB via @sfgate.com

Ends tomorrow: Someone Murderous at The Midnight Motel: an Accidental Detective #mystery is FREE everywhere! "It’s a fun mystery with a quirky cast of characters. I particularly like the Coffee Shop Irregulars..." storyoriginapp.com/collections/... #cozymystery #books

Instead of live-action remakes of animated films, let's turn it around and animate live action films instead. Snakes on a Plane? Yep! Tombstone? Sure, why not! Cast Away? Imagine the possibilities!

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake

I suppose this thing with ICE thugs at airports means we need to delete social media before boarding/disembarking.

Date night last night was a one-woman show by the dazzlingly talented Sue Foley.

Though there's no history of Alzheimer’s in my family (except for my paternal grandmother), I still sometimes worry whether I'll be addled and demented in my late 70s/early 80s. But whatever happens or not, on the bright side, I won't have access to the nuclear codes.

One day in the future... In the unlikely event there's still truthfulness in network news chirons... DONALD JOHN TRUMP: 40% of a Nation Mourns

It pains me to say our champagne is STILL chilling. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

The President of the United States is a __________. Insert the epithet of your choosing.

Our beautiful Lola Dawg the Basset Hound crossed the Rainbow Bridge today. I'm happy to know Molli and Sadie and Beulah and all our wonderful Katz were there to meet her.

"Sigh. I get blamed for so much shit. So allow me to explain a few things about Donald to you." Don't Laugh, But I’m Traitor Tяum☭'s Brain themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/dont-laugh...

The WIP poked its head above 50k words yet I'm still won't be satisfied until I read all of them again for the 476th time so I can conjure a feeble idea or two about what happens next and then write it in a month or so. Sometimes I wish I could physically kick my own ass. #Writing #WritingLife

They can't help it. It's obviously genetic. Another Duggar has been arrested for sexually abusing a child open.substack.com/pub/friendly...

Please keep Lola Dawg the Basset Hound in your thoughts; she has almost no motor control over her rear legs. Trying to get an appointment with the vet; they told us on Tuesday she had arthritis and some degeneration in her spine. We can't lose her. Positive vibes for our baby dawg!