I hope when he dies there won’t be some journalist with a book called “I Saw What He Did In The Epstein Files and It’s Worse Than You Think But I Choose Now To Tell You!”

So … the thing with the Epstein files? Is there nobody with access to those documents who can leak them? I mean, this administration is as dumb as it is evil so I don’t imagine it would be hard to pull off.

Finally saw a recruitment ad for ICE and what in the Starship Troopers is this? “Are you drowning in debt and have anger issues? Join ICE! Service means citizenship!”

If you see this, post a concert pic you took (if you feel like it) The Halluci Nation. Saint John, NB. May 30, 2025

When I was going through the questions on my kid’s ASD assessment, I kept having these realizations like, “Oh, is that why I think it’s appalling that juice from the beets on your plate should touch the other vegetables?”

*starts watching The Lowdown* “Is that Tim Blake Nelson? Oh, fuck yes!”

Dear neighbour: You’ve been running your table saw since 9 AM which sounds like an 8 hour dentist drill so I just need to ask: DO YOU THINK YOU’VE CUT ENOUGH WOOD YET?

I’m honestly a bit surprised that Tylenol’s army of lawyers hasn’t descended upon Washington yet. Do they have some drug patents pending and have to stay in the good graces of the FDA?

One of the most tragic things they don’t tell you about middle age is the gradual inability to handle anything hotter than “white people spicy.”

quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

Waiting for the rapture like

Waiting for the rapture like

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

dan akroyd erasure

I’m just gonna assume Tylenol has a large legal department because, if I were them, I’d be concerned if the president warned people against using my product based on zero evidence.

A few years ago this hateful “theory” — that Jews conspired to replace whites with people of other colours — was so obscure I was easily able to trace where the Christchurch and Pittsburgh synagogue murderers learned it from. Now the US and Israeli leaders celebrate one of its adherents

Finally watching Somebody Somewhere and everyone was right and I’m completely invested now.

girl are you the rapture because you keep saying you're going to come soon but I think you're gonna be disappointed

Tonight’s viewing: Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Filmed in 1965. Obviously.

Canada’s tepid recognition of the state of Palestine vs Poilievre calling it “the Hamas state” reminds me of those Australian YouTube videos about the Shit Party and Shit Lite™️ Party.

Willie Nelson.

oh fuck off

Current religious affiliation: nonbeliever but follows a lot of progressive clergy on social media.

I’m hitting that bittersweet moment as a middle aged maritimer when I realize my constitution ain’t what it used to be because this donair is not sitting well in my stomach.

Me when my standing desk is rising.

Jeez, is everything getting banned this week?

I’m reading Margaret Atwood’s Dancing Girls. I used to struggle with her writing because I can hear her, well, nasally monotone voice in my head which makes the story feel dreary. I switched to reading in Olivia Coleman’s voice and now her writing is delightful.

Buddy the Elf lookin ass

Dildo stands with Kimmel!

Post a female character you like. Current obsession:

Listening to a Discworld book read by Indira Varma and her voice is so damn pleasant I’m listening at normal speed.

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

How many Rubicons must be crossed before people realize they’re no longer living in the same country as last year.

Watching Ted Cruz whining on CNN that Bluesky is a cesspool of violent leftists celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk. Meanwhile my most popular post so far was about my delight in the library’s new logo.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

“[Witches] cherish the past because part of them is still living there, and they can see the shadows the future casts before it. Granny could feel the shape of the future, and it had knives in it.” Terry Pratchett, “Wyrd Sisters”

RIP

Thinking about this episode of the Twilight Zone today.

*looks at the news…

Heaven just got an extra supply of handsome.

Report: At this point we are just trying to figure who Canadian Parliament WON'T give a standing ovation to

Guys. I’m in love with the newly updated New Brunswick libraries chickadee logo.

*Doofenshmirtz voice* If I had a nickel for every time the House of Commons stood and applauded a Nazi, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Finished Katabasis by RF Kuang over the weekend and while the author builds an enthralling and well crafted narrative about a sojourn to Hell, the protagonist is kind of the worst and the plot falls apart a bit as it rushes the ending. Anyway: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Reading Margaret Atwood’s Dancing Girls and suddenly I’m back in my university CanLit class being asked if I can identify the major themes present in the text.

Emmy win for Andor!

Is CBS gonna have to pay another bribe to him now?