YOU: Do are you a fan of Schubert? ME: Yes, but I prefer gelato RS

Colleen bought me a box of classic Animal Crackers today My fave! The best part is trying to guess which animal it's s'posed to be before you eat them Kinda makes it like an exciting game if you will.... RS

There's a jerk who's been on my mind I swear he's got no spine Ru-Ru-Rubio! Oh! He knows that Trump's an evil crook And a stupid nincompoop Ru-Ru-Rubio! Oh! RS

Backstage at the Old Town School in Chicago! RS

They're playing The Pointer Sisters in the hotel lobby which got me thinking... It's been a long since I attempted the Neutron Dance! RS

Most corpses never need to re-hearse RS

Hey Canada! Me and these fine talented gents are coming your way to a city near you in October and November starting in my hometown of St Catharines on October 19th! Hope to see you's there! RS

In honour of the late Ian Tyson's birthday Ron sings "Someday Soon" RS youtu.be/xLx7tImlpKo?...

Since Egypt has the Great Pyramids I think Canada should have the great Pair-O-Mitts RS

Coffee for turtles That’s what I’d like to see Coffee for turtles They sure could use the caffeine Muffins and croissants Throw in a doughnut as well Coffee for turtles Help em come out of their shell RS

Bought some Jojoba shampoo... I was skeptical at first but now I'm a Jojoba witness! RS

Backstage at The Ark in Ann Arbor A fantastic songwriter venue! RS

@runawaysentence.bsky.social My wife and I really enjoying the books of poetry you gave us. Nice work! RS

Here's me performing somewhere at some point in time RS

Sometimes I like to hang my bed linens outside Two sheets to the wind RS

Oh I'm in the loneliest hot tub Nobody here but me Bubbles try to cheer me up By splashing merrily Oh I'm in the loneliest hot tub Where'd everybody go? If an asteroid slammed into earth I wouldn't even know RS

In honour of the late Linda McCartney's birthday Ron sings "My Love" RS youtu.be/6HHuhZeX9zM?...

ME: So when will we get there? YOU: GPS says 18:35 ME: Wow, that's a long time ago! RS

Man, this hotel in Ann Arbor is fantastic! The room's are funky! The towels are chunky! Nice bath tub.. The gym too is great and also It's most def my fave hot tub so far If it's possible to be over-bubbled then that was me 30 minutes ago! RS

Check out Tower Records in Tokyo! RS

YOU: Whatever happened to that band you used to play in called The Cadavers? ME: Aw, we were never any good live RS

No hace falta dilucidar si un álbum es mejor que el anterior o buscar un giro definitorio, @ronsexsmith.bsky.social siempre aparece renovado y fresco sin adoptar ninguna nueva postura. Tan juvenil a los 61. “Hangover Terrace” es escritura pop cum laude. ✍️ @raldarondo.bsky.social

YOU: So how did you become an escape artist? ME: I got roped into it RS

I first saw Bruce on The River tour so this one has always meant the world RS youtu.be/n3qvlzxvVm8?...

This one was probably Bruce's masterpiece RS youtu.be/9GlJZzbI1C8?...

In honour of Bruce Springsteen's birthday I thought I'd post a few faves from my channel RS youtu.be/szKeh2XqnG0?...

ME: So is it true you created the oceans on the third day? GOD: Yup... ME: So why were you in such a big hurry? GOD: It was an emerging-sea RS

At Colleen's Mum's place in Ohio for a night off before heading t'wards Ann Arbor tomorrow Now that everyone's gone to bed I'm having bad thoughts of raiding the cereal cupboard! RS

Check this out y'all! NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! I'm thrilled the band and I will be returning to New Zealand and Australia in April 2026! EXCLUSIVE Pre Sale begins Sept 24th at 11am AEST at davidroywilliams.com

Let's give em pumpkin to talk about Some Jack-o-lantern to hollow out Let's give em pumpkin to talk about How about Trump-rump-rump! RS

In the Sept Mojo your new album is reviewed @ronsexsmith.bsky.social spoiler : They liked it.

Saw an interesting license plate today on our journey to Ohio... It was on a car driven by a blonde woman where the first part of it said "OO7" So I guess "Blonde, James Blonde?" RS

Apparently after Pete Best was fired from The Beatles he could be seen all around Liverpool living his "Best" life RS

Some music for your Monday RS youtu.be/J8jl5U1Hyq8?...

ST CATHARINES 1973: YOU: Check out my new bathing suit! It has this cool net interior... ME: Wow... I wish my butt had access to the inter-net RS

Not all heroes wear capes Not all pancakes are crepes Not all Welch’s love grapes Not all stoners use vapes But mostly gorilla’s are apes RS

Happy Birthday Leonard Cohen RS

ME: So did you fight in Vietnam? YOU: No, I had stay home and take care of my Dad's "African Lion's Safari" theme park... ME: Oh I see... giraffe dodger eh? RS

Backstage at Eddie's Attic in Decatur Georgia Looking forward to tonights show! RS

In honour of the late Leonard Cohen's birthday Ron sing "Dance Me To The End Of Love" RS youtu.be/urcwEBz31O8?...

When I lived in Toronto I swam five days a week at the community centre But there were some days when I felt like throwing in the towel RS

ME: Your guitar reminds me of a Steven Seagal movie... YOU: Oh? How so? ME: The action's really bad RS

If I had a dog I'd name him Chris de Bark RS

What will it take for the GOP To grow some spine and integrity? What's with all the shameless fealty To an ignorant Orange turd? What are they so afraid of? Have they all been paid off? They know he's an A-hole But still they fail-O By giving into that clown They outta flush that big turd down RS

Having a fine day off in Dalton Georgia Had some Mexican food and ice cream for dessert Our hotel's pretty nice Now it's almost wine-o-clock! RS

So we have a night off in Georgia tonight and our hotel room is on the main floor with a cute little patio area... There's a couple of chairs for me and Colleen AND a nice little table that my bottle of wine will sit proudly on! Who's winning the game of life? GOD: You are! ME: Damn straight! RS

DONUT: Hey... have you ever tried talking to that apple fritter over there? CRULLER: No.. why do you ask? DONUT: Oh my God! He's soooooo boring CRULLER: Really? DONUT: Yea, whenever he speaks I just glaze over RS