So I just turned 62 a few minutes ago! (Yikes...) It's always an honour though to share a birthday with these 2 cats! (And yes, the amazing computer graphics were done me) RS

Waiting......

So then I said to the window washer "Let's make one thing perfectly clear!" RS

In honour of Kenny Loggins birthday Ron sings "Love Song" RS youtu.be/TPi-TVzyEzA?...

I wish Trump and his evil goons would just concentrate on Orangeland and leave everybody alone RS

YOU: Aren't you good friends with the lady who owns the Vegetarian restaurant? ME: Why no.. I've never met herbivore RS

Woh oh oh! Put on some antlers Give mystical answers Shamanic dance, go in a trance Woh oh oh! Wanna be free to wear to this cool white robe And Man! I feel like a shaman! RS

Trump's worried if he loses the midterms he'll be impeached Well, if there ever was a peach that should be canned it's him! RS

The hills have eyes The walls have ears The Lord has flies And the sky has tears RS

YOU: Have you started your New Years diet yet? ME: Nah, I've got too much on my plate... RS

Back in the late 70's disco dancing was my side hustle RS

In honour of Syd Barrett's birthday Ron sings "See Emily Play" RS youtu.be/N8NIqDUVKco?...

Apparently the bells at Notre Dame Cathedral are done digitally now with a Quasi-Modem RS

Listening to Bob Dylan's "Infidels" album RS

Listening to Cheap Trick's "Dream Police" album RS

Listening to Elvis Costello's "Armed Forces" album RS

So I've taken to calling Pete Hegseth Seth Pigsack RS

In honour of Iris DeMent's birthday Ron sings "Let The Mystery Be" RS youtu.be/ZGL5fU2hNYA?...

Surfing is something I could never get on board with RS

Listening to Gordon Lightfoot's "East Of Midnight" album RS

Listening to Leonard Cohen's "Various Positions" album RS

Listening to Terry Jacks "Seasons In The Sun" album RS

My New Years Resolution this year is to be less hard on myself.. Even though I don't deserve it! RS

Some music for your Sunday RS youtu.be/JKprcdMw31U?...

YOU: On the nature channel I watched a great documentary about beavers... ME: Oh? How was it? YOU: Best dam film I ever saw! RS

YOU: So did you do that "Polar Bear Swim" in Vancouver this year? ME: Nah, I got cold feet... RS

In honour of Van Dyke Parks birthday Ron sings "Orange Crate Arts" RS youtu.be/TxTYtxou-EM?...

ME: How was your trip to Arizona? YOU: Well, in Phoenix I got really sick one day and had to go to a walk in clinic... ME: Oh I see.. Walk-In Phoenix eh? RS

Rodeo killed the studio star Rodeo killed the studio star In that pen On that bull The bull broke wind He lost control! RS

Some people avoid dentists like the plaque RS

Trump's a despicable chump With his brains in his rump A humourless petulant thin-skinned jerk Who's never done an honest days work He's the A-hole of all A-holes And a lying sack of shit He got no redeeming qualities Just an ignorant blowhard twit RS

CHECK THIS OUT Y'ALL! My first "Sexsmith Sings Zevon" show on Feb 6th has sold out SO they've just added a second show on Feb 5th! RS Here's the ticket link: www.showpass.com/show-added-s...

ME: This is an insane amount of snow! OLD MAN WINTER: Well, one person's crazy is another... ME: Nope! I'm gonna stop you right there.. You are certifiably coo coo for Cocoa pops buddy! OLD MAN WINTER: Yea? well.. it's not my problem.. ME: You're kind of a dick aren't ya? RS

Second coffee of the morning Really gets me humming Makes me do my underwear dance Really gets me strumming Just look at all that snow Procrastination won't make it go away Until my third coffee of the day! RS

Man, this winter in Stratford is more relentless than the humorous comparison to something that's very relentless RS

An apiary worker must always be on their best bee-hiveiour RS

In honour of the late Roger Miller's birthday Ron sings "King Of The Road" RS youtu.be/_h7yHbrYsz0?...

Here's Travis Good and I in action at last night's NYE party with The Sadies RS

Donut make my brown eyes Donut make my brown eyes Donut make my brown eyes glazed! RS

Saliva is a word that rolls off the tongue RS

Overheard an old man in a cafe yesterday talking to his friend say: "We're only good looking for five minutes Then the rest of our life shows up" RS

Happy New Year Everybody! RS

Helena Rugby Lives in a house with an attic infested by squirrels Clutching at peals Eats in the window Wearing a frock that she bought back in seventy three Who does she see? All the local people Where do they all come from? All the local people Where do they all belong? RS

Bubba doo wow! Hubba doo now! Boobity doobie boobity wow! (New song I'm working on) RS

ME: Hey, how's it going? ACTOR: Great! I just landed the role of Robin Hood in a new movie! ME: Cool! I bet that'll be a real feather in your cap! RS

In honour of the late John Denver's birthday Ron sings "Looking For Space" RS youtu.be/jeyafXf8noc?...

In honour of Burton Cummings birthday Ron sings "Laughing" RS youtu.be/qb8LURa-ozU?...

In honour of the late June Stone's birthday Ron sings "Time After Time" RS youtu.be/g1oIg7WNCoU?...

Film could've only been invented in a developed country RS