It's happening

After living in Texas for 34 years, this is legit logic

Enjoy this skeet from the streets of Budapest

Her laugh just makes my day. Happy Friday everyone! youtube.com/shorts/yw7oE...

Obviously scheduling a date with this person

What is with the resurgence of people preferring phone calls over text? I thought we were over that.

I know that at work, it looks like I'm put together and responsible, but I went all day without realizing that I had my underwear on inside-out.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead youtu.be/OMOKpcY12jI?...

Hey guys. I'm back to the same size I was in my early 20s. Time to bust out that one Lip Service crushed velvet skirt I've had since 1998.

I decided to give Hinge another try. Been on the app for 10 minutes. This dude is half my age😆😆😆

Great job 👏

At work before the sun came up. I hate it.

The old fable says that, when an old goth dies, their voice becomes a part of the choir at the beginning of This Corrosion.

Mozzarella is the most overrated of cheeses

Holy shit! Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnel?!

Happy kicks

Really regretting not keeping up with my emails while I was out on bereavement. I am overwhelmed.

I could really go for a bologna sandwich right about now.

IYKYK😆😆😆

Do you like naked bois?

She gave me head.......phones Said "have you heard this sound" music.youtube.com/watch?v=lpEK...

Thank you, God......I guess

And on that note….. #BookSky

It's super weird when people leave a relationship just to jump right into another one. Like, you didn't even have time to unpack your bags lol

Shut the fuck up. The Psychedelic Furs are playing.

Every religion has a food rule that sounds like somebody got diarrhea once and made it everyone’s problem.

Why does today feel like Thursday?

The year is halfway over, guys.

After the Google Play fiasco, I refuse to buy digital media. I spent hundreds on albums over the years just to lose access overnight. Physical copies or gtfo.

I got free carrot cake from the café at work today.

If you do AI art, fuck you. Pick up a paintbrush and learn the skill. Lazy assholes.

The older I get, the more certain I am that there is no meaning. And that's just fine. This is an awesome picture by a talented photographer. Enjoy.

I just came across someone who's listed career is 'yacht consultant'. So that's a thing I guess.

So, hear me out, a Berlin wall, but blue states and red states.

Facts

Alle Kinder singen youtu.be/DocT4AZdZq4?...

I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings I've done all the dumb things youtu.be/ZR-eTR3Dcps?...

I switch until I find SO FRESH! youtu.be/i96dc3Txhco?...

You know what's not in legal briefs in 2026? The Gulf of America😆

I work with the nicest people, I swear! I've been suffering through severe ragweed allergies and the woman from the gift shop came into my office and brought me meds for my cough.

My family just won a lawsuit against ExxonMobil. Cool. Fuck those guys.

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!

Throwin' ass majestically

I want to get on Twitter just so that any time Elon posts anything, I can just respond with "Shut up Elon".

We don't deserve him🥹

I'm thinking about buying a condo here next year, but I'm having such a difficult time acclimating to this climate. I may play the wait and see game to see if things get better.

We opened a Starbucks in our hospital Cafe. Their coffee is bullshit and I don't really drink coffee anymore anyways. But, I didn't have time to make tea at home this morning. I ordered a London Fog. It's just a bullshit as their coffee. I tried. Never again.

Is anyone really surprised that Trump was outsmarted by a single-cell organism?