Which ones are squishmallows, which ones are piggies: Hard Mode 🧸

Took the boys to the farmer’s market in their pram today, at a time when we knew it would be quiet and stress-free for them. They LOVED smelling all the veggies (coming home with lots of treats!) and met some new adoring fans 🩷

How exactly am I supposed to work when this is my view?! 💛

Wake up it’s a SNOOTiful morning! 🌞

POV: you started out life as a neglected little piggy, never knowing loving human contact, but now you spend every morning snuggled on the duvet, being hand fed your breakfast, having ear massages and watching YouTube 🩷 #adoptdontshop

Dave’s snoot will boop you right back! 👉🐽

Our lovely boys looking pretty in pink 💕🌸🌷🩷

Caspar’s either hiding something he’s not meant to be chewing, or starring in a new detective show. Hard to say at this early stage 🤔

Looks like the circus is in town 🎪

Why bother with pillows when you can just lie on your sleeping brother? 👯‍♂️

Would you believe this handsome fella is five years old??! Man’s ageing like Paul Rudd 😎 (ps please ignore the ever-present poop in the foreground 🤦‍♀️)

Did someone say lunch?? 🫛🥦🫑

Amazing!! 🥰

Spot the non-plushie 🐙🐽🐦

Happy Easter from these cheeky little eggs 🐣🥚🐰💐

POV: you enjoyed the green layer of your cake a bit too much 👃💚

Happy birthday to our perfect little boys. 5 today 😭 we couldn’t be prouder of them 🎈🎁🎂🎉

I just reminded the boys that it’s their 5th birthday this week! 🤩😮🥳

Smiiiile though your heart is wheeking 🎵

That Saturday morning, sun’s out, cake for breakfast feeling ✨🌺🌞🙌

I was just scrolling through tiktok but the boys assumed it was photoshoot time 🥹

Why does Caspar look like he’s posing for his LinkedIn profile pic?? 😂

Delighted to report that tiny David is back to his usual cheeky self after a very stressful week 🫶 We knew things were looking up when he was back to arguing with Caspar all night long 😂

While Dave recovers from surgery (all going well thank goodness), we just want to give a special shout out to his big brother Caspar, who’s guarded Dave all day every day, spent days in hospital with him as an official ‘companion pet’, and is now delighted his bro is on the mend 🩷 well done Caspy x

Our tiniest little brave boy is recovering after spending yesterday in hospital 💔 but thankfully his brother/bff/emotional support pig was with him every step of the way ❤️

Dave just found out how much his farmer’s market carrot cost 🥕

A real meeting of minds 🧠

Two little potatoes chilling under the bed 🥔🥔

POV: You said the word 'treat'

Someone's pleased with the new box of hay ☺️

The peppers persist, but so does Caspar 🫑

These handsome little chaps wana know if you’ll be their valentine? 💌

Dave is waiting for your call @astonvillaofficial.bsky.social @englandfootball.bsky.social ⚽️

A pile of pellets per pig (say that three times fast) 🐖🐖

Sunday = arm day 🏋️ #gains #boyswholift

Tiny legs, tiny brain, but a whole lot of heart 🖤🤍🧡

Name a more iconic duo… I’ll wait 👯‍♂️

Our hobbies include eating lunch and posing with lunch 💁🥗

These coworkers sure demand a lot of snacks #wfh 💻

It’s a hard life, isn’t it Dave? 😴

Just a boy with his favourite snacks 🌼

The snack monitor reports for duty every time I go near their bedroom door 🫡

Pig therapy > actual therapy 💛

This little fella loves a big box of new hay and forage too! 🥰

Nothing makes Caspar happier than a giant vat of dried coriander 🌿

Caspar isn’t keen on dressing up, but little Dave loves a costume. So we take full advantage 😂🧜‍♀️🪸🐚🌊

BROS 4 LYF 🍻

Caspy auditioning for the goodest boy award 🏆

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New album cover just dropped 📀