TS, the entire last album: I long for a soulmate, I plead for a great love, I am so deeply wounded, I carry literary greatness in my every word, I've died inside for love, I am so somber TS, this album: jk fam, turns out all I needed was a b** d***

Imagine being Travis Kelce right now

Oh good, we're at the point of the timeline where the most mid cis white men talk shit about Taylor Swift & insult the people who enjoy her music. Small dick energy, bros. 🤏

after a month off from running/working out, I'm back at it. Not quickly. Not gracefully. With a brain full of squirrels. But, I'm back at it. 💪

The real winners of the latest TS album are the partners of Swifties (iykyk) 🔥

First date Idea: We listen to Life of a Showgirl on repeat (Chat, I haven't actually listened yet)

The kind of person you would have to be to abuse the privilege and trust of exceptionally vulnerable patients is just pure evil.

Plz don't flirt with me. My IQ and already questionable attention span struggles enough as it is throughout the day

Happy first day of October. Don't forget to blow cinnamon through your front door 🌹

If anyone wants to know what happens when you drink an energy drink at your kids' evening soccer game, it might be that instead of sleeping, you keep drawing various elaborate reacue plans for the next time a whale gets beached

This AI revolution is really not helpful to those of us who already have trust issues

Have 3 days to get engaged so I can fully relate to Taylor's new album when it drops, but no pressure

@natbee.bsky.social said it was officially soup szn, so I'm kicking it off with a creamy lentil 🔥

Help*, I've fallen down the historical romance novel audio book hole, and I can't get back up. *jk, don't actually help. It's nicer here.

If I were going to dress for the male gaze, it would be like this:

was talking to a guy & mentioned I love doing fancy noodle bowls & even post pictures of them, & without even having any context, he said "bet you wouldn't get any likes on them if ppl didnt know what u look like" and Sir, I hope the male loneliness epidemic treats you well

I mean, if you switched out "victim" and replaced with "cause," then, historically speaking, yes. In other news, tomorrow is Truth & Reconciliation, in which we reflect on how Christian churches committed genocide, but I'm sure the timing of his statement is coincidental.

Emergency chocolate run, if anyone is wondering how my Monday is going

Chat, it's SHOWGIRL WEEK. No, I'm not already crying, you are

Beach, sunset, wine & ttpd 🌹

Be weird louder

Just because we fall doesn't mean we are any less beautiful 🍂

What if I have no personality??

For those who wonder what a modern postal service could look like, one example is in France, where letter carriers provide check-ins on the elderly for very affordable rates, while completing their routes. I encourage everyone to read the whole thing #CanadaPost www.newyorker.com/culture/anna...

What a lovely way to live life.

And,with the change of seasons, I, too, have changed. (From vacation mode to ohmygod I need to start budgeting)

Roses are Red as the encore, I was CRYING

Barbie Girllllllll 🎶🎶

Come on Barbie, Let's go Party 🥳

Last day of last vacation of the year / rapture outfit choice

Little princess in a terrible mess, A kingdom alone but no love to confess. Dreams of a prince on a tall white horse, Runs like a spirit by the castle walls 🎶 (Yes I booked a castle themed room just to sing this song)

I think a rupture is more likely than a rapture but who knows.

The amount of money I would pay to get an Orbitz to pre-drink with before Aqua tonight is exorbitant

What's an appropriate rapture fit?

You’re much closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming rich and wealthy. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of. We need robust social supports & safety nets to ensure everyone is properly cared for.

Fall has sprung 🍂

I'm home visiting a family member in the hospital, and seeing the overcapacity on the geriatric floors first hand is absolutely gut-wrenching. 5 to a room not able to hold 5, no privacy, little dignity & burnt out staff. Our seniors & hospital staff deserve better than this.

Eating a microwave dinner alone in an apartment in moncton just to try and remember what being 20 felt like again

I meant to write "the fragility of life," but it corrected to "the fragility of love" and just so 💕

The parents in my kids' school district will flip their lid when we're told that all the meat served in our schools is Halal but won't bat an eye of news reports of consistently mediocre results in French comprehension at the grade 8 level. Smdh.

I slept fine, why do you ask?

Chat, I fear I've made a mistake.....I....I.... put this fit back. Did I mess up?! 😭

If cancelling a TV celebrity is what finally causes American's to wake up that would be so on brand for them.

Feeling left out cause I had already canceled my disney+ subscription when moving away from US products. Mentally re-cancelling alongside you all in solidarity

we needed a walk

I'm too scared to eat anything 😭

Remember how for 38 years I had no allergies until a few weeks ago when I had an anaphylactic attack over a wasp sting? I was today years old when I discovered I am now severely allergic to more than just wasps. Huge shout-out to the staff at St Joe's for the immediate triage and incredible care.

I need to do some sort of body detox/healthy eating reboot to make up for the lush past 2 weeks, but I'm not sure what that looks like.... anyone have any recs? (Take your time, I've got Aqua next week in Moncton, so we're looking at at least a week out for a start date 😬)

Waited hours up front, through multiple rainstorms, soaked and shivering to the bone. Absolutely worth it allllllll

Perhaps, she ponders, the first meal after a mainly liquid diet weekend should not have been seafood chowder