Front doors unlocked if someone wants to pop over tonight and move the elf for me 👌 (Can't see how this will end badly)

I'm not saying for sure that a little nap fixes everything, but I am saying if you don't try, you won't know

I'm normally not one of those parents, but I actually can't believe they didn't cancel school today. The roads are a MESS in SJ

Is it considered a sign of good luck if you're woken up by a cat vomiting on your face?

My biggest glow up? Judging people by how they treat me instead of making excuses for their shit behavior ✨️

Coffee cheers to making it through my first weekend working ☕️🎄 Now, onto doing all the things in a much smaller time window to prep for Monday.

Thinking about starting a lawsuit against both Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni for all the unwanted information I now know about both of them

What does Katy Perry have that I don't?

how lucky am I 🥹❤️

Sitting in a coffee shop uptown before going to a second job is absolutely not anything I had in store, but yet here we are

Today is so cold that somewhere a teenager is wearing a coat

This is a reasonable expenditure. Also, if anyone wants to loan me $25k in case of emergencies, my dms would be open for that

A crown corporation using AI as opposed to putting money back into our own economy is a really disappointing thing to see, and I hope this doesn't become normalized

The Sommo lineup makes me feel old

Please accept this picture of a pug in a sweater during the first snowfall of the season

Okay, who is choosing these screen captures?

In addition to my full time job, parenting 2 kids (including a T1D) & 4 pets to the absolute best of my ability, I am now adding in a part time job doing really meaningful work & I am so proud of myself 💪❤️

Which apparently came across as shocking news

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If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️

The irony here. I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭

shut the door for the last time to my dads place today. Feeling a little less connected & a little more adrift in the world 🥀

No, you've just gone to two seperate Popeyes in different cities just to get their Cajun cocktail sauce with no luck.

PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)

Me and all the other left leaning liberal/strategic voters

To no one's surprise, I forgot about this until I read my own status. Wish I remembered what app it was 😑

I need someone to crack me like a lobster

Let's hope for the same results 🙌

Accidentally shook a bag & they thought it was treat time

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Ordered smile cookies to cheer everyone up, only to discover they are all smile-less. 🥺

And, in a turn absolutely not shocking to me, this month continues to absolutely suck

Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭 He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him). Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏

Between caring for my dad then settling his affairs I have not had a weekend home to catch my breath in months & I am so burnt out. No idea how I'm going to manage the looming pressure of the holidays 🙃

No one: Absolutely no one: My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people

Morning meeting. I believe the topic is hostile takeover of the treat bag.

Grief comes in waves. Tonight's a tsunami.

When people are like, "What are your plans for the weekend?" I never know how to say "rot and watch seafood boil reels"

I don't understand why transition housing that will house chosen best prospects for transition housing is more dangerous for a neighbourhood than a bunch of new apartment buildings. Everyone getting a tiny house will have had to jump thru hoops to get one. No such hoops for apartments...

The kind of woman you can't leave cheese unattended around

She brings a "burn the patriarchy" vibe everywhere she goes 💃✨️

spent the day packing up my dads things & once again am asking for back pats along with a "there, there, it'll be okay" said to me in a soothing baby voice

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I can't even express how fucking bad our school system is when it comes to having a child with a disability. Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.

Don't be intolerant of people for the things they can't control like their ethnicity, race or gender. Do be intolerant of people for the things they can control like their greed, their corruption and their intolerance of people for things they can't control. Thanks for coming to my #TedTalk.

My reels liturally only consist of seafood boil food porn, and I'm not disappointed that life has taken me down this path

Summoning a coven

let's put on ornate gowns and run around the desolate, drafty halls of abandoned stone buildings

he is smiling 🥹🥹

Please stop using mouse and rat poison. It hurts my heart each time I hear of an owl that dies a slow and painful death at the hand of humans. 🦉😭