Bye mini vacation & breakfast mimosas 😪

Last nights fit, witch transformation complete ✨️

Looks cute, but can't read a map

I'm on trial, waiting til the beat comes out, who's a heretic now? ✨️

"What a great time to overthink", said no one, ever.

The equal division of morning pats between pets is very serious business

Rescued a dog running in traffic today on my lunch, who is now safe with the SPCA awaiting pickup from his family (after we had lunch together, of course). Miss him 🥹

It's not that I'm easily annoyed, but rather, that everything is annoying.

The space mission was actually to distribute invitations to all nearby aliens requesting immediate takeover.

My timing on coming back to social media was not optimal

it's been a minute, but wanted to hop on here to wish everyone a Happy Easter 🐣

It's a good day to be a redhead in a green dress ☘️🍀

PSA: always make sure your headphones are connected before listening to fairy smut

Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Also me: *googles how many panic attacks you can have in a row before death finally takes you*

Supper, uh, finds a way *cue Jurassic Park theme*

The Goosebumps choose your own ending books are the reason why I'm so indecisive as an adult

Knowing spring is just around the corner makes fresh snowfall feel all the more magical ✨️

I'm at the final boss level in the game of overwhelm.

Wanna watch pet adoption videos and cry together?

The kitchen counter wins my coffee again.

#InternationalWomensDay (we don’t even get a full 24 hours ;) )

And today on International Women's Day, I'd like to say Fuck the Patriarchy. ➡️ break the cycles ➡️ ignore the beauty standards ➡️stand up for those unable to speak ➡️fight back against inequality ➡️strengthen & educate the next generation to expect better than what was taught to us.

Hesitantly leaving my classic lit genre & giving into the hype

In a conversation with folks where they were discussing their best "Olympic sex events" I jumped in with asking what quantifiable data could even be used to justify an accurate and measurable scoring system and how excel could factor into the analysis portion.

I pray the universe protect the 2 gentleman sitting at their respective tables in the coffee shop that will not stop directly staring at me while also glaring at each other. So help me, the bold choice of interrupting me with my book and earphones on will not go the way you intended. Bless 🙏

Everytime I see a new sign of aging and feel my old insecurities bubble up, I quickly realize that the society that conditioned me is run by billionaire pedophiles & they are the only ones who profit.

Just wanna throw this out there… the women that carry the most water for the patriarchy are the first ones to drown, and die of thirst.

Did everyone else know birds are not mammals?

I could use a little more whimsy in my life right now. A little razzle dazzle, perhaps.

"Paying your property tax just got easier" - my $98,000 increase disagrees.

Tomorrows Blood moon is not for new beginnings, but to close chapters. It is to release what no longer serves us, and to choose carefully what we bring forward. Trust this realignment. Cleanse. Clarity. Closure. 🕯

When will we ever learn?

While I'm not currently posting on social media, I did want to jump on here with a reminder to blow cinnamon through your front door today, while mentally setting intentions. You can also add a pinch of salt to the mix for protection & to remove negative energy ✨️

while lovely to read, my annual performance review failed to mention "best use of GIF's in the team chats" and now I feel I may be under appreciated

If racing thoughts were an Olympic sport, I would take taken gold

Just a baby

I am both an intelligent woman and also someone who yells at the TV like the people can hear me while watching Love is Blind

I've had arguably one of the worst weeks & unfortunately, things are only going to get harder before they get better. I feel terrified, alone, and beyond overwhelmed. But I got up and did all the things today, just like I will get up and do all the things tomorrow.

Lana's new single White feather hawk tail deer hunter was written for lusty, witchy women with daddy issues & this really feels like my time to shine

I can always tell that sports are sporting when I understand nothing anyone posts.

Fiscal crisis feng shui

I have never been more in love than I am right now ⬇️

Good thing we aren't running a deficit

I'm smart, but not "can understand military time" smart.

What's your adhd level? Mine is continually forgetting I have a life threatening food allergy and eating whatever is in front of me.

Who's your daddy? (So sorry, power tools go straight to my head)

I've had better plans

And then, suddenly, a day comes where you're sitting in a coffee shop reading reviews on cauldron's

I can't top this, so what he said ⬇️