11:23pm. Current situation at work: 4% battery left in my tank. Hangry. Shoveled sour gummies in the gut to get through to lunch break. Extra large dark roast pouring. Give me space tonight.

"Don't let them treat you like a second choice." Bro, I wasn't even on the list.

Dang. I bet horses get jealous of your hair. Me flirting.

Icy sidewalks are a major cause of involuntary ska dance moments.

One of my favourite bands is back. Single released ahead of the full album later this year. youtu.be/7tKRm_xgbLs?...

Alright hockey fans. Watching best on best for a few weeks. Tonight!! Time to keep that excitement up by watching Winnipeg play Vancouver in the garbage dog days of the season. Big time hockey is back!

Looking back, with the clarity of time, I think I peaked at age four. Summer, with my gal, got a new whip, shirt off to get a tan, yet wearing wool socks halfway up to my knees, safety first with the helmet. Man, I was livin'

Laine is currently being used as a defensemen in the drill at Habs practice even though Suzuki and Slafkovsky aren’t there. Doesn’t look like there will be room for him anytime soon … #GoHabsGo

I know it's just on a cup. I know they're mandated to have something on every cup that is sold. But still, I was having a crummy morning and this meaningless corporate mandated gesture meant something.

I complain a lot about public transit. But not locally. For a small city of 18,000 we have 5 routes and reasonably frequent service, every 40 minutes-ish. Again, under 20k population I think we're punching above our weight.

I have a lot of faults, but I've never commented on an AI model's instagram, "Good morning my beautiful."

Me: My friend disappeared completely from social media. I can't tell whether she's alive or dead Them: You could call her..? Me: Them: Me: I guess I'll never know

I'm a metalhead. Buddy, let me tell ya. Richard Marx on blast drinking a coffee while swaying in the kitchen is a snowday vibe.

Unpopular opnion. Driving road tests should be mandatory every 10 years and more frequent with infractions and age. Here's a 2 ton metal death machine. We judged your safety 7 decades ago, it's fine.

Seen on my run. I lol'd. But hey man, don't litter.

I heard someone call it, Bass n Body Pro Shop and that is it's name forever.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Trade freeze lifts at midnight. Only move I want this year to get some asset for Laine. As much as a liability he is, he is a PP specialist and can help someone. The East is wide open, but we're not contenders. Dump Laine, stay the course on the rest.

After watching hockey players socials after Charlie Kirk... ... ....they're definitely going.

Thanks for the heads up.

Meta's AI safety guru, folks.

Youth is looking at the snowfall amounts. Elder wisdom is looking at the wind gusts amounts.

We need an apocalyptic polka but rock it up and work in lyrics about laying housewives by the score and going to Monte Carlo to spend francs on a prostitute. Warren Zevon, "I understand the assignment." www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dkp...

Name a cover of a song that you love more than the original. www.youtube.com/watch?v=czaF...

Longer watch on a niche topic. My Dad started off his career on the Sabres. Everyone romantically talks about the Arrow. In the before time of missiles and weapon platforms, Canada actually built the BEST dogfighter. We exported and sold a ton. www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4fZ...

"I am not a hipster doofus.": OH MY EBAY PURCHASE ARRIVED. Time to drag this to the coffee shop and send some skeets the old school way.

Werner Herzog as a talking head interviewee on I Love The 80s, detailing Wilma Flintstone’s vacuous marriage set in a rocky wasteland intended to mirror her sense of emotional isolation. The power of his words bleeds into the next interview, where Tabitha Soren sobs uncontrollably.

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

Productive weekend. That being said, I have pretty severe mental illness that ties my worth to output. Firing up The Legend Of Zelda, A Link To The Past and doing sfa for a few hours.

I know. I'm the old man back in my day..... 15cms over 12 hours. Six inches falling over a half day. "Stoooorm!!!! Get ready!!!!!!"

Few months from now. Winners get the Stanley Cup. Losers line up and get a voucher for Swiss Chalet's Holiday Feast.

On the plus side, Canada: We no longer have to, 🎶do the bearcat🎶

Unless I'm an orphaned baby monkey, don't be handing me a teddy bear immediately after I lost.

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

Too much loyalty to guys that won in the past. Half dozen plus guys should not be there. Not even on the black aces if they had that in the Olympics.

As the tourney went on I got more and more angry with the team assembled. This and the women's team. Force. Changes. Fire people.

Everyone handles things differently. I'm in a certain program that involves steps. And I'm watching this.

We played better, partially because the US played possum. Now we'll see if overusing McDavid etc and not rolling lines will be a bad decision in the third. Top guys gassed etc.

US sat on the lead, they came back on once it was tied.

St. Patrick's posts.

There’s a producer wildly misjudging the nation’s interest in seeing Wayne Gretzky.

Nick Suzuki is back out centering Mitch Marner and Mark Stone and it instantly leads to a good O-zone shift

Nick Suzuki, the NHL player with the 3rd most PP points this season, has gotten zero powerplay time for Team Canada 🇨🇦 all tournament

Why. Was. Marchand. On. The. PP?

US is calm and collected. We're squirrels on cocaine. Don't like this so far.

The Avs. They have zero defensive awareness.

Matheson or Dobson should have made this team instead.