Train is currently 2 hours behind. That's on time for The Ocean.

Algo is dialed in.

I know no one watches the CFL. But the last minutes are so exciting. 27-21 WPG over CGY, under 2 minutes. CGY marches down, eats yards, a deep hail mary, TD, & the extra point. 28-27 CGY. WPG is marching down, field goal range. 4 seconds left. Kicker wins it. 30-28. It's never over in the CFL.

I know less than nothing about soccer. A friendly. Is it like hockey? Game one of exhibition? "No one blow a knee in this game, coast boys. Just coast." ????

If the hardest worker was the most successful, the donkey would own the farm. The system is a scam.

Ruh roh pension funds. A tiny internet provider that needs constant satellite replenishments, a heavy lift rocket for government usage that can end with a new administration, and an AI company. ....sounds good.

Depression. On board of a lifeboat, in the sea of self pity and fear. With a tennis racket as a paddle. Not far away is a coast ... which you can see when the impenetrable brain fog lifts on good days. At night you barely sleep because the currents could drift you farther away from the shore.

Quiet piggy.

I knock it. I criticize. And I love it. CFL is back tonight. I'm a weirdo fan. No team allegiance. Just watch it as entertainment. CFL man, it can be a 2 possession game with 60 seconds to go and the game legitimately isn't over.

Me waking up and seeing that banger story/skeet/post didn't pop off while I was asleep.

Wrapping my antidepressants in cheese because I’m not too proud to learn from a dog

THE WAIT IS OVER. The 2026 #CFL season kicks off tonight on TSN. Catch the opening match between Hamilton and Montreal @ 7:30pm ET live on TSN 1/4/5, TSN.ca and the TSN app.

Today I learned it's from 1979. Almost the 80s. I honestly thought it was of the day when The Rocket was playing.

Sharing can make someone feel less alone. Damn, this made my day. You're not alone.

Counting. If I don't count I'll die. Stop sign. The sides 1 to 8. Oh front and back sides, 9, 10. Count the digit segments on my fingers inbetween the knuckles. 3, 6, 9, 12, 2 on the thumbs. 14. 2 hands, 28. If I don't count I'll die. OCD isn't being tidy. Crippling at times.

Therapy yesterday. "Physical touch is validating, not necessarily sexual, holding a hand watching a show together." "But you isolate." "I create my own hell. Here's to the builders!" "Humour to deflect Dannie." ".. .. .. ...god damnit."

I'm a mixed bag. One thing I can promise you though is that I've never gestured to a woman to take out her earbuds so she can listen to me.

On this date in 1989 nothing happened. This skeet is brought to you by the CCP.

Day 1561 of my 3 day war. This war has now lasted longer than Russia's involvement in WW1. An incompetent Czar presided over endless disasters, mass casualties & economic calamity causing the army to eventually mutiny. I remain a master strategist.

At this point I'm cool with passing a law saying men aren't allowed to gather in groups unsupervised. "Great fucking idea bro!!!!!"

I'm not being jokey. There's people in my life and I do have eyes. May 31st. Subaru sales team meeting. "Buckle up. Gonna be a big month. It's our Christmas season." .. .. ...right????

Hot take, you don't miss Zellers. Almost no one shopped there. I will say though, the only thing I miss is their clothes. For fast fashion, their clothes actually lasted a long time. Not falling apart after 4 wash cycles. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/06/03/z...

Key word hypothesis, but...👀 "Although the studies involved different cancers and different treatments, they pointed to the same underlying hypothesis: that GLP-1s may alter the body’s inflammatory and metabolic environment in ways that make cancer therapies more effective." archive.ph/jvb2r

Released 43 years ago today. Film, now a documentary? It's learning, the only winning move is not to play. Hope fiction becomes reality in this case.

Global Running Day. This is a reminder that no one. And I mean no one. Cares about your run. It's a great thing. It's freeing. No one gives a shit about your pace, new shoes, what app you use. So just fucking run today. No one cares!!!!

Reminder that OCD isn't being tidy. It's taking a picture of the turned off oven. Taking a video of you locking the door. Because your brain can't stop and you need that video 20 times while at work. It's god damn crippling. OCD isn't being tidy with post it notes in a binder.

That's it. He confirmed it! 🤣

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Work life balance. I dunno. I'm almost 50 and never had a job that hasn't crushed me in one way or another. My job is the soul crushing factory but it pays for the life I want. *shrugs*

"A very warm welcome to all passengers arriving today for the Saint Petersburg International Economic Forum. Please ignore the "smoking accident/unscheduled repairs" you can see as we approach the airport...."

Looking ahead to the weather at quitting time. June 3rd morning. 3 degrees, feels like 2.

SpaceX is 3 companies rolled into 1. A tiny 10 million user telecom that needs constant satellite replacements vs a telecom that runs a fiberoptic line and leaves it for 20 years. A rocket company that can go away if a new admin pumps $ into NASA. And an AI company. SpaceX is a grift.

In October, Carter Hart spoke non-specifically about how he’d grown during his 20-month suspension, and about plans “to show the community my true character.” Monday, I asked for an update. He answered. Then his Media Day ended quick and early. Free, full story ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...

I'm repeating myself. If they get to sentience, why do we not think they'll be like us and think.. .. .. ...fuck this work shit. .... ....I quit bro. I ain't analyzing spreadsheets, I ain't making a movie script out of thin air, I ain't welding a Hyundai. Bro, I quit this job.

Amazing. Amazon shuts down leaderboard designed to incentivize employees to use AI because employees used AI to cheat in the contest www.404media.co/amazon-shuts...

8 years ago I went to a lesbian bar where they passed out free oysters and when a girl leaned in to kiss me I was like "ooh no sorry I'd need an epipen for that" and I am still haunted by the possibility that I crushed this girl's self-esteem when I'm just allergic to shellfish

Economy breaking when it craps out. Going to take the index funds with all of that retirement money with it. Fun fun fun times ahead.

"I already spent that money on a jetski!!!!" rando jan 6er.

Quick. Someone find and interview the velociraptor from Jurrasic Park in '93.

Did a bit of a dive. He was only at Much for four years. Time passed differently then. I honestly thought he was a decade plus guy.

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With the playoff run I lowkey forgoet about Montembeault. One year left at 3.5, Gallagher one year left at 6.5. Tidy bit of business if we can offload those contracts. It'll take sweeteners for someone to bite.

It speaks volumes to the way the place is run now that Laine and Brendan both on their way out today didn't take potshots heading out the door. Laine simply said he was healthy in the New Year, didn't bury anyone making the decisions.

Performative. Rattle the cage to rile up the base. Doesn't help the people he represents one bit. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

2FA for a 5% discount code for a donut though.

Love him. But he's playing now like he has three pianos on his back. He's just done. 6.5 mil. Montreal will have to sweeten the hell out of a deal to get someone to bite.

Elementary school phys ed teacher. I was a fat kid. Lined up for red rover. "Look at you Dannie." Someone in charge, a teacher, someone to look up to. She must be right, I'm disgusting. I don't have positivity issues, I think, to this day, I'm repulsive.

Retirement run for a pair of shoes. Now a lollygaging grocery store trip pair. .....rip buddy.

My nieces and nephews after I send them instagram reels they initially saw on tiktok six weeks ago.

I firmly believe the only non internal question is a second line C. I know, get in line, everyone wants that. We have draft capital and roster players and cap room to swing around. It's not overpaying if that's what it costs. Trades, cause free agency doesn't really exist anymore.