Guy is about to learn a legal phrase, "Discovery is a bitch."

Enjoy every sandwich.

"You don't believe in God then tell me where you came from?" "Mom and Dad got drunk at the curling bonspiel in September '77."

Guess whose broker just told her how her portfolio’s loaded

American pharmacist doing.. .. ...uh pharmacy tourism? Licensed US pharmacist touring a Canadian pharmacy and comparing prices and what is available without a prescription. I swear, his deadpan delivery is hilarious. I watched a 25 minute video on this lol. youtu.be/t5k8lgW2aWw?...

Old people are the single biggest block that reliably shows up on election day. "What do I have to do to get your vote Agnes?"

Trying to crawl back from injury and the big weight gain depression via the injury brought on. Downgraded from the full to the half marathon in Fredericton. Just not where I need to be to safely do 42kms. I'll try my best.

I'm not gonna bully a kid. If someone does, I do understand though.

Another Sunday of smashing ❤️'s on complete strangers post run selfies.

"Hello poors."

Hey did you know Huey Lewis successfully got a settlement from Ray Parker Jr. over plagiarism with the I Want a New Drug/Ghostbusters melody? Then Parker Jr got $ back from Lewis bc he broke a confidentiality clause in an interview? ...yes I'm single why you asking?

"We didn't have celebrity culture like this." My Aunt has a large velvet painting of Elvis hung in a prominent section of her living room.

The last game before the Olympic break. Through a brick wall for this guy. 7pm local time, lfg.

Knowing it exposes them for attacks by talking about the shitshow atop. I can't imagine the back and forth debate of the FBI employees to talk to the press about what they see knowing it can embolden enemies to attack. Ultimately, people need to know.

"Well, the Strait is closed."

legolas hitting on a chick: so you have my number. gimli, out of nowhere: AND MY AXE

I honestly expect him to be like Dustin Byfuglien and just disappear into the weekend fishing tourneys.

HELP. LOST. Had this bag jump out of my pannier holder on my ride this morning in #Fredericton. Grey dry bag with a tag on it that says ‘Porcelain Rocket’ Has tools, bibs, base layer, glasses and some other stuff. Please keep an eye out Somewhere on this route: strava.app.link/9pN5Plsgr2b

My Coachella. youtu.be/kA2n2yDihKw?...

Family did this recently. "Look at these two guys going to their tent in the woods." They're not animals at the zoo to lookey loo at.

yes, yes we are winning 🌸💍🐦‍⬛

I got the documentation right here…oh, wait it’s at home…in the file…under “D”, for “donut.”

A senior exec of business to business applications peacing out before an IPO??? There's no actual plans to make money.

I'm one in a million! Halifax game.

Winnipeg will lose it's team again. 800,000 people is just too small of a market. Everyone has them on their no trade list. Even when they won the President's Trophy no one wanted to go. They'll be bad, sub 10,000 attendance. Bye. Not soon. But I'll be shocked by 2035...2040 they'll exist.

It's the weekend. Do what makes you happy, or at least content. It's not a group project. Who cares if Dave likes what's happening? Fuck you Dave.

Thinking about the mariners caught up in all of this. Common that your contract goes over length. Company can't get a relief worker or the country the ship is tied up to doesn't allow crew changes. Added work term AND oh...look....drones. Buddy, I'm a cook on a cargo ship/oil tanker.

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS FOOL. *once a week twoonie* High roller. I'm now totally invested.

“If you don’t use AI you’ll be left behind” man I don’t even really understand how to sign and edit a pdf. I’ve already been left behind circa 2 decades ago. Just leave me here, I’m good.

We're not announcing a summit on college kids athletes' genitals? www.advisor.ca/economy/poli...

Hey Nike, Here's an ad. 5 year pretty consistent skill hill downward slope. Maybe concentrate on shoes and less on baiting ads.

Canadian military's DART unit might be for this? Usually deployed for post earthquake type scenarios. Provide water filtration units, clearing roads etc. Dunno me, might be a use there?

It's coming quicker it seems. Solid state batteries will change everything in green tech. The economics are already slightly in favour of electric powered cars, home solar battery banks, etc. These things hitting scale is going to blow the doors off of the economics. electrek.co/2026/04/15/s...

First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim.

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As a person who doesn't have facebook, it's next to impossible to get to know councilor or mayoral candidates. No one makes a website. "John Doe For Mayor." facebook page.

"I don't have a podcast."

OTD in 2001 Ukraine dismantled its last Tu-95 strategic bomber, as per Budapest Memorandum. Having given up the ability to strike Russia, we invaded them. The perceived inability to defend yourself makes being attacked by us more likely.

I know Boston is really hard to qualify for, and that's fine. Not every race is for everyone. But this Nike ad in Boston during Marathon weekend is horrendous. Gatekeepers.

Hi, Sorry I hit the laughing emoji reaction to the instagram story about your dog you just had to put down.

Price's contract officially reached it's end. Playoffs starting up. Carey with Cole after losing in the Final. Finish the job. 😥❤️

Trump is in Vegas. It's Wrestlemania weekend, also in Vegas. There's no way Trump dies in the ring at Wrestlemania. But we can't rule it out.

47 year old me booked a hostel stay in Newfoundland. Aren't you too old to stay in hostels? It's only weird if you make it weird. It's not hard to smile and nod hello to people in a room. Play cards in the common room. I'm not Grandpa Simpson yelling in the corner chair.

No one. 11:30pm break room me: "Those siblings were banging."

You *have* to feed the soldiers well on deployment. It's so high up on the list of priorities. I had a cousin in Afghanistan, their cook, no one fucked with him because he was slinging fastballs at chow time. They'd go through hell for him. You gotta feed the soldiers well.

Shout out the Sportsnet crew working the garbage time shift on this last day of the season.

That fourth line will be huge. A shut down, go eff yourself line.

Policy at the convention, voted on by delegates, not an actual plan. Will be ignored by the government unfortunately. But a frequent train running Halifax/Moncton/Saint John would get use. If Central Canada can get high speed rail, this doesn’t seem like too much to ask to get a plain train link.