You've hoisted your last petard. #OldeIsNew

remember to treat your daughter like a princess (marry her off to a head of state to consolidate power)

I go under predictability’s cascading bitterness with a taste for sweet solitude burning my tongue.

Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons

it is what it is it is what it isn't it is what's unnerving it is what was hidden it is what we didn't want it is what it shouldn't be it is what we never meant it is complete utter fuckery

Fuck a credit score. I need a way to quantify a person's kindness.

Have you considered your endless posts sharing the latest government outrage is effectively scrapbooking for evil empire? Don't lose yourself.

The hobo symbol for “gives out free pie” is very similar to “buggers you behind woodpile.” Stay woke.

Guys obsessed with huge breasts had mothers who breastfed by closing their eyes and thinking about other babies.

mom used to put notes in my lunchbox when I was a kid which was really nice, food would've been nicer

You're sliding in her DMs on my ectoplasm.

Please, exposite away.

Had some corndogs for dinner tonight, idk maybe everything’s gonna be alright.

Sorry for all the posts, I'm reveling in one of our last beacons of free will.

The Bluesky is torn asunder to reveal a gaping maw.

Quick heads up, Bastille day is in a couple of weeks.

I’d like to think that every time I use the tide app on my phone an old gaffer wearing a flat cap, vest, and rubber boots walks down to the river carrying a stick with obscure markings on it

Shoutout to OG @saltymactavish.bsky.social the sentinel weirdo I found here, who in turn afflicted you with me.

My contribution to the betterment of society is taking religious books out of those little free libraries so nobody reads them.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be persecuted by moderation robots for crimes I didn't commit

You have main character energy, but NPC subservience.

Please close your thesaurus, the Americans are awake.

I care about you. If you care to stretch your legs, I need to clean out your cage.

I'm just a pigment of your imagination.

It's all fun and games until it's just games.

Losing my senses while sensing my losses.

Emotionally mature adults don't strike out irrationally at people, idiot.

Siri what year is it

I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.

I’d like to be quarantined please.

time travel via music can simultaneously heal and break your heart

motivate yourself to inspire others to give up

“Every over serve is someone’s under serve!” I rejoin, walking through a plate glass window.

It's a small world, and you're making it smaller.

Do not go raging into that oblivion. Ease, ease, ease against the mangling of all magic.

No one tells you when you join the capitalist grind that it will be you who ends up being minced in the clockworks.

Pray, let me search Endlessly to find Words that come close To naming my scars Rather than live An unremarkable life Unfit to be writ Or remembered at all. Milo

I’d carry my dying spirit by the light of the heart until its cheeks grow pink with the glow of life.

An incantation of the true name of your demon will not banish it, but will summon it for a dance in the darkness.

Want never again For a glance of a ghost.

Could a reporter please ask Him, "Does your wife know you are a pedophile?" and let nature take its course?

Hell is what you make of it.

I told you I'm living vicariously through you. Please respond.

nah, I know who my people are, thanks

I'd like to say being unpopular is a new experience, but I was ghosted by my Big Blue Marble pen pal.

Not everyone is going to like you. The important thing is to not like yourself

Stay, if you want.

And the heebiest of jeebies to you.

You can’t hurt me. I read the news.