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STOP DISABLING QUOTE POSTS HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOUR POST ABOUT ME

Just because you don't live there anymore doesn't stop me from looking for you as I walk past.

Sleepwalking through my life, no big deal.

How do I know this thing we have together is real?

I set notifications for @jcsalterego.bsky.social new posts, just so my notifications are always full.

Give up giving up.

It's obvious that the Bagginses were British, and the Sackville-Bagginses were Americans.

i wonder what people without children do with all of their free sanity

Tangle with the brain. Unravel with the heart.

Mood

Believe is possible if you just. Anything

Perfectly buttered sourdough toast.

My gummies are for fiber years old.

its 2 am on the toilet do you know where your phone is

I hear Bugs Bunny is competing in the Super Bowl

Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.

Why are AI companies recklessly racing to achieve AGI? 'It's thrilling to start an exciting fire… They feel they'll die either way, so they prefer to light it and see what happens." Tristan Harris, technology ethicist and co-founder of the Center for Humane Technology. youtu.be/LYgLTraIe2I?...

War does everything it can possibly do to stay alive inside a veteran. That is some really heavy shit.

Don't dead, open inside.

Searching 4 the beauty in it all is the most gangster punk rock hardcore thing you can do rn

Life has a way of making our decisions for us when we hesitate too long to make them ourselves.

Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.

My trauma shall remain unresolved for the foreseeable future because necromancy is not covered by my insurance.

it’s as thick as two short plancks out there

Kids say the funniest things. Today the 2-year-old said, “Angels shall tremble at my merciless wrath.”

Digging so far down that when the walls of my grave collapse in around me, the weight of the dirt turns my bones to diamonds.

Graffiterati youtube.com/shorts/DmwI_...

I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.

Grafting a fresh horror onto the hollowed-out carcass of daily subsistence is a vile sacrilege, a mockery of what it means to be alive. This is not life, but a twitching, parasitic masquerade.

Tired of tired.

All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction

Has your fundamental understanding of reality… what is real, possible and true, been completely shattered by the lack of outrage at current events? Ontalogical shock might be right for you.

My therapist told me social media was bad for me so I told her the pastry she had on her desk was going to give her diabetes.

Where is @oneyebogey.bsky.social ?

Another book with a missing woman at the heart of the story, still not me unfortunately.

The poignancy of listening to a power ballad while having a fried breakfast.

I’ve had a few wuthering lows in my time.

don't worry, even if your life doesn't work out in the end you'll have generated lots of training data for future models

Something bothering me my whole life… Never fully trusted those unserious barrio puppets. Turns out they wholly lifted their theme song. youtu.be/Iw53esk0mZc

Rolled my eyes and caught a gutter ball.

the end🖤

Listening to The Cure hits the same way reading true poetry smacks you in the brainpan.

Remember that one post, not contrived but a sublime whole existing in your subconscious, a perfect dream waiting to be pulled from sleep into reality? Yeah, me neither.

I don’t have a one-track mind. I have an eight-track mind. It gets tangled easily, fades out in the middle of a thought, and is quickly wearing out.

That sinking feeling you get when your feet are bound to a couple of cinder blocks and the dinghy drops you off somewhere deep in the middle of the ocean.

When your crew on point

i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated" and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that

For a badass, I sure do use the term "samesies" a lot