I'm binge listening to this today and it's such a beautiful soundtrack! I went to a candlelight concert Saturday of Hans Zimmer and I would LOVE to see this soundtrack as a candlelight concert!

I fucking love consistency

i need someone to fuck the sadness outta me. like yesterday. 🙂

you’re automatically gay if you live in my house 🤷‍♂️ I don’t make the rules (yes, I do).

Sitting on my couch with the tree lit listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas record

I’m not going to make you

I don’t wanna be rocked like a hurricane today. I wanna be swaddled and rocked like a baby.

I put my tree up and Latte slept through the whole thing. Look how cute she is

Being with you is like breathing I don’t even think about it But when I do Everything goes wrong -Winter and Spring by Millie Saint-James

oh sweetheart, i would never fuck your dad, it’s your mom im after.

Boobs are great

When I was a kid my mom rarely ever washed our sheets so as an adult I never knew how often I was supposed to wash them so I always ask people how often they wash their sheets, which I’ve recently realized is probably kind of an invasive question 😂 So how often do you wash your sheets? lol

I think I was an explorer in my past lives

🎶 Instead, I’m typing you a message That I know I’ll never send Rewriting old excuses Delete the kisses at the end When I see you, the whole world reduces To just that room 🎶

My heart is ready to hold yours if you wanna.

Remember, gratitude works because the universe has a praise kink ✨️💅🏾

Who’s up not sleeping after they said they were sleepy

The lady at the grocery store (who was my age) asked me who was on my t-shirt and I said “Biggie” and she looked confused so I said “Notorious BIG” and she still looked confused so I tried to explain that he was a famous rapper… but like, who doesn’t know Biggie?! 😭

I only think of you all the time

I’m so tired

I need to buy warmer office clothes because the basement is cold in the winter!

If it could stop snowing that would be really great

Normally I don’t eat meat but when they’re making huckleberry bbq chicken sandwiches… I’m in

Does anyone want to pay me to cut paper... idk what kind of place needs to have paper cut, but it sounds like a fun job

I like the way British people say "Happy Christmas" instead of "Merry Christmas" so I've decided that's the way I'm going to say it from now on

I need a driver to drive me around in the snow

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Sometimes I avoid things because I don’t really want to know, even if I think I want to know

Always craving softness..

Just started Howl's Moving Castle. I've never seen it 🤫

I begging my brain to find ANY book interesting enough to read for longer than 2 minutes... PLEASE

Let’s go back to bed

I think I prefer the Christmas music to what they normally play 😭

Idk I kinda like taking the bus besides the fact that I have to get up so much earlier

i hope you know that i constantly think of you.

“Oh my god! That’s my mom’s most favorite piece!”

The Neverending Story and chill?

The porn accounts found me. Maybe it was the dickle

Want some dill dickle?

The Christmas music has begun at work 😭

Snowing like crazy on my way to the bus stop

It’s illegal to be up this early

Too much snow on the ground for me to brave driving to work at 6:30am. So it’s either the bus or I tell them I’m not coming in until later after the snow on the roads hopefully melts

i have a crush on you

Second time I’ve leaned up against a counter in the kitchen at work and walked away mysteriously moist. Lesson learned universe

⚠️caution: this user will bite⚠️

I didn’t sleep great last night for no reason of course except maybe “getting old”

Come here and lets get lost in days off, hot drinks, and a cozy blanket on the couch.

I'm about to make this speaker at work (or myself) disappear so I don't have to hear this terrible music anymore