damn we got soft locked in date everything…. looks like we’re never gonna be able to finish the game

my friend had to fire her florist on monday (her wedding is today) so I made her bridal and toss bouquet for her out of fake flowers lmk what you think

someone tell my cramps to stfu I have a wedding to go to today

In the Name of Venus

did my makeup today for work and gotta say I killed it

bought a faja to try it out and tell me HOW people are getting them on in less than 20 minutes is it cause I have nails or

“this week has been 10 weeks long” I say every week

really gotta start adopting the “fuck it girl do what to want” mentality

Even as a deity.... this one rings true today: You don’t have to have it all figured out. Just be kind to yourself while you learn 💚

return of a very jetlagged noob and date everything www.twitch.tv/noobandkettle

one of my goals is to get over my singing anxiety but one way to do that is to become good bc if I’m not good I’m immediately anxious

apple watch create more fun and whimsical watch faces send post

she’s a 10 but shakes her head to get rid of intrusive thoughts. lil etch a sketch. 🥰

the biscuit maker is too tired, come back later

Jiji and Marie have hissed at each other a few times but also we think Jiji is in heat, plus they’re both girls so 💅🏻

couldn’t ever forget my girl 🖤

Jiji is so pretty 🖤

happy #caturday from these two girls!

the TINIEST dog just walked in here

literally so sad that cats can’t eat pup cups or similar items I wanna give Jiji a special treat for doing so well at her appointment 🥺

Morning ☕☕ Have a great Saturday Friends! @samplaysgames.bsky.social (👀🥄)

in the waiting room at the vet and bae has his auto-catcher in his pocket, and it KEEPS GOING OFF I SWEAR WE DONT HAVE A POCKET VIBRATOR IN HERE FFS

We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

Jiji is getting checked at the vet right now and I keep hearing the bell on her collar

is me needing a sweater every time I’m anxious the equivalent of needing a straight jacket more thoughts at 11

long-haired pikachu

we having a pizza party at work today and when the bosses asked me what kind of pizza we should get I said costco with my whole chest

I get to see Jiji today!!!

kids at work eat better than me they got wonton soup today

ayo how come the first thing I hear when I come into work today was that one of the kids completely ruined their outfit from head to toe like ma’am it is 9 am on a Thursday

cosplaying as someone who can afford life www.twitch.tv/noobandkettle

a tour came to check out my classroom and I was in the middle of eating when they came in oh my lordddd

it’s too dark to be 6 pm

back at my parents’ for the work week and can I just say I miss Jiji already

#Gachiakuta I love crazy and this was so well done I'm obsessed

your god can’t save you now

watched the first two maze runners and bro said he’s tired of running… sorry bro there’s a third one gotta warm up

i’m constantly opening and closing this app like a damn fridge.

matcha hello kitty 💫

I 🖤 u!!!!

love this face gengar makes

so kuma saved teech and this is how he acts with the life he got?? bleh

so hyped for next week

just realized with the cats at my parents’ house I now have…. 4 cats total

good morning Jiji! 🖤 she’s doing really well, still super hungry which we’re wondering if she’s pregnant or not since she’s not spayed/a stray but I’m glad she’s safe 🥰

ayO 💅🏻

bug pokemon: ☺️🫶🩷💕🥹 real bugs: 🙅🏼‍♀️🚫👎✋️🤢