Currently blasting Total Eclipse Of The Heart rest in peace to the real queen of Britain Bonnie Tyler

I love 2K it’s so much fun and surprisingly enjoying playing for Atlanta

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

A new sequel 🤣🤣💙

DAMMIT IT LOOKS TOUGH 😭

Every cheap Celtics jersey on Poshmark is a Kyrie one of course 😫

NOLAN XAVIER WELLS

Nolan Xavier Wells was killed by his fake friends

I want my kitty

If PG wears 13 this year, I’ll have to buy his jersey 😫

Paul George is my guy now and I hate it

LMAOOOOOO

The Jaylen Brown smear campaign is fucking gross. For a team that prides itself on winning and professionalism and integrity, the Celtics are fucking losers

REUNITE WITH CLAUDIO

Applied to my dream job! Hopefully I can get an interview!

Celebrating our independence as a nation ≠ Honoring our veterans/first responders. Nor does it equal an endorsement for this dogshit administration. We have Memorial Day and Veterans Day separately for a reason

🇺🇸🇺🇸

There are some things that make me proud to be an American.

“You made a mess, and I was the janitor.” - Taylor Swift

UFC stands for Ultimate Faggot Championship

Press conference on Monday

Bill Chisholm is a fucking chooch

Forcing the Australian men’s team to move back to England because they lost this game

MILC: Man I Love Cream soda

I urge Celtics fans to thrift every piece of merch they want going forward

Thank you for reminding me what the Celtics did to IT!

cast yourself as the villain

I made this on Wednesday just because of how fucked everything is right now

GILF: God I Love (F)jambalaya. The f is silent

On a more positive note, go Bruins!

Private equity should be illegal

Brad Stevens is bringing word salad to the 4th of July cookout

Bill Russell is turning in his grave right now

Celtics fans, I offer my kitty as a timeline cleanser! Here’s Fives!

Okay now that the crash out is over, I can look at the trade a little more critically… still a dogshit trade! But something doesn’t add up

The Celtics still need a starting point guard.

“The analytics show that Derrick White-“ SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING LOSER

SELL THE TEAM

Analytics has gone too far. Ownership has gone too far. The Celtics are frauds

I don’t think the front office suddenly got this stupid. Brad never liked JB and I’m now noticing the writing was on the wall for years

With no competition from retailers, Sony has no reason to lower their game prices on the digital store

Tatum’s silence on the Brown trade speaks volumes

The fact the Celtics only one won championship with that core duo is a criminal underachievement. Should’ve won at least one with Kyrie and Hayward, and the Celtics were good enough on paper to win this year too. Very Bruins-esque. Two borderline hall of famers and only one ring to show for it

Brad Stevens = Rick Pitino

Danny Ainge would’ve never done this

ESPN's Shams Charania on SportsCenter: "My understanding is Jaylen Brown, throughout all of this, never requested a trade. He never asked out of Boston. This was all the Celtics."