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Found the new Iglesias replacement over Suarez...

Remember when the mice in Fievel Goes West built their own demise in the form of a giant mousetrap because they trusted the cats in charge? This is somehow dumber than that.

Packers need to fix that D.

Matt McLain just hit his 7th home run of the spring. His OPS is 1.675 this spring.

This is why we have sharknados.

Enjoy!

Alright… this one came through tonight. And I’ll tell you something — this band always sounded like they showed up to party from a slightly better planet. The first time I heard this… it was cranked way up, and half the crowd danced, the rest just laughed. Let’s let it loose for a few minutes.

Vance also is a very awkward doof with negative charisma. I mean, good luck to him when the rest of the jackals decide to make their name by tearing apart his carcass.

Don’t really need to be an economist; just need to have been alive in 1979.

A vote for Mullin in the Senate is basically a vote for “I am cool with what ICE is doing” AND a vote for “I am too dumb to prioritize resources to stop the next 9/11” all while this regime creates a new generation of ppl across the world who hate us with the intensity of a thousand suns.

cc: @13thgravegypt.bsky.social

I will be an old grandpa telling the story of this lovely team in context to great grandchildren and honestly, if this isn’t “why baseball,” there is no why.

Greetings from Kyiv. The Dnipro embankment still holds on to the ice. Like winter’s final cry. No fishermen anymore. Spring winks from the corner.

For those who don't know my lore, @sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social is my old account (actually my second account on here). I delete my accounts when I get too many followers. Anyway. I claim Geno more than anyone else claims him 😤

Last night I spent quality time with a truly high quality human and we shared our immense grief (and he is suffering in unimaginable ways) and I can’t stop thinking about all of it. We are suffering. But I am glad that I can’t stop. I honestly don’t want to.

Tmrw I return to FL but my heart remains in nyc

*pictures you on a church bus somewhere in the middle of nowhere rural Arkansas* 🥳

37 relievers across 5 teams; multiple shares are Leasure (3), Jax (2), Sands (2), Mejia (2), Phillips (2), snd Peguero (2).

Team USA at the WBC might be the most straightforward argument for DEI that I’ve ever seen

I don’t love Newsom but this made me chuckle, ngl

Best thing I will see on the internet today.

I had St Pat’s dinner with my pal @yankeemegs.bsky.social last night knowing she had better places to be and I am eternally grateful.

someday I will be able to find words to talk about my feelings I expect. fml

A finish I would have hoped for!

Rooting for Eugenio tonight as if there is any other reasonable option. 🇻🇪

Spanish broadcast: “the only boring team at the tournament has been Team USA” #wbc

“Do Venezuelans need another excuse to have a loud party?” Brother,

Missing my pal on St Patrick’s but I can hear her bitching about what a shit show working it was going to be and chuckle instead of cry. Progress in baby steps.

i have more allegiance to ronald acuña jr and bill contreras than anybody on that team usa roster. let's rock. 🇻🇪

Greetings from Kyiv! This is the Independence Monument on Maidan Nezalezhnosti. Maybe you haven’t seen it up close.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Does it matter? Any 12 y/o sees this. No one gives us less actual info than say, Karoline Leavitt. Why should the Pentagon be any different?

I had a lot of capacity for things last week. But am on my last thread this week and for the foreseeable future.

Coffee is the only constant. Everything else is fleeting.

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

When oil is scarce versus constant demand, oil prices go up and oil producers make money. “We” pay more for everything not just gas because transportation prices also go up and “we” have less money. #Econ101

Another tough day. Walked the streets in the rain and that actually felt cathartic.

i am devastated. No other way to put it.

Managed to make it through the day. But it was not easy

Baseball 😎

Shoot your shot, right? (20y/o me nods along)

the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

I don't think you have to Nostradamus to figure that bombing Iran might raise oil prices. And it seems pretty obvious that buying oil in advance of causing an oil price spike might just save Americans a lot of money. But... ...maybe there wasn't much planning?