can't catch me thooooo i am not a pokemon

They are onto you @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social

tires should be $29.99 at most. is it not a rubber disc with a hole stamped through it

Very exciting to get my new Displ a y frame for spo rts ca rd delivered today

it's my boy Baggins' 17th christmas ❤️

admire my christmas feast, by me myself and i

this shit is so much better mixed with diet coke. my mind cannot be changed

christmas morning omelette by me. goetta, cheddar and garlic onion cream cheese inside

merry christmas!

i need a cigarette. i do not even like cigarettes

fucken doug amirite

my dude George came to see me at work today ⚾️

my lazy fuckass neighbor has their dumbass kid's bus driver honk five (5) times at 6:30am every day to tell the kid they're there, 15 feet from the front door. it wakes me up and pisses me off. currently sitting in the car laying on the horn to let them know how annoying they are

Facebook memories and simpsons tapped out @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social

i need a couple ideas for white elephant gifts around $100 each. if someone was going to spend $100 on you, what would you want that can be opened from a gift bag under a tree on december 25

Why aren’t fishermen generous? 🎣 🎣 🎣 Because it’s their business to sell fish…. This dad joke is sponsored by @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social

admire the baby kitty in his christmas tree house

My dear friend wants to remind everyone that Old People are terrifying

did you know there's a horror movie called Old People on netflix @psr1973.bsky.social

guy on the phone is Very Mad At Me bc i said no, i will not let him bring his 8x9' hand-carved cincinnati reds themed tables into my store & try to sell them for $3000 & pay me $100 in commission if it sells. he is raging. i am cackling. i hate everyone so much lol jesus christ

been staring at the ceiling in the attic from the floor for a solid 45 minutes, in case you wondered how i'm doing

hey real quick i just wanna clarify that a 15-year-old is not a "barely legal" type, 15 is actually extremely illegal because that would be a child. i do hope this helps!

made the mistake of clicking on the comments under a photo of the northern lights. apparently it is not science, my friends. no no. it is chemtrails and jesus

🧡🖤

i'd be jealous too

what up hoes

Ohtani never plays well in Philly because of our well-documented home field advantage (giant casino right next to the ballpark)

randy rob & norm - ⚾️ the homies

antiques roadshow "do you know the background of this item" "well i was always told..." "well actually ur a fucken moron, totally wrong, no one has ever been so wrong, ur bloodline is weak, & no one will ever love you. anyway it's worth $11,000,000 on a bad day. remarkable piece"

need the baseball season to come to a close. clocking too many level 10 hangovers lately

before i cared about sports, i read about 200 books a year. i'm not exaggerating. i read 200 150-400 page bööks every 365 days. i fear i fucked up.

my toothbrush broke in half while i was brushing my teeth. snapped like a twig

house centipede just ruined my bubble bath and also my life. i have to move

bet this is good mixed with diet coke

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

lady who works down the way from me always walks to this end of the shopping center to smoke her cigarettes. ive been here 46 minutes and shes on her third bone. i just know everyone who has to sit near in that office hates her so much

can you have a private profile on here? asking for me, who wants to be sure no one i'm related to can continue to spy on me instead of doing literally anything else with their ample free time lmaooooo

pretty much dark at 8:05pm. someone brick me in the head with a cinderblock

just opened $160 of pokemon cards and all i can think about is getting my hands on more. i need em. gotta catch em all. need to tear those thin foil packages. i need the dwebble alternate art black bolt card. im breaking out in hives with envy. is there a hotline for this

no idea where i went wrong but my entire instagram fyp is vladimir putin fan cams

it's sort of shocking how many people i've had to block on *checks notes* eBay??? y'all are so weird wtf

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

Wow. Calling for Democratic blood and they don't even know WHO the shooter is and WHY it was done. I have to say again, this burning rage was NEVER shown by these people when children are killed in school shootings. One right wing podcaster shot by UNKNOWN and they want VENGEANCE * MeidasTouch

Sigh.

Without comment:

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

The bullet triggered a fentanyl overdose