The autos are stickers, no thank you.

I took one of my kids to see Back to the Future in the theater last night and I forgot that the plan to get the timeline back on track quite literally started with: Step 1: I will sexually assault my mother

God as my witness I'd rather throw the whole #RedsHOFCollection in the damn trash than buy a Zack Cozart RC www.mlb.com/reds/news/re...

Normally for the #RedsHOFCollection I wait until they're graded to share, but I'm pretty jazzed about this one. Cy Seymour has a couple T206 but he's with NY, and this 1906 Fan Craze is his only normal-size card with the Reds. Never thought I'd get one #cardsky

Welp

Too much time left with this defense.

Oh no, what'll they do without a kinda ok fielder whose best case scenario is a slap single through the right side of the infield?

I have nothing against Danny Graves, but for some reason buying a first -year Reds card and paying to grade it was a deeply unpleasant experience. Anyway here's the Reds all-time saves leader for the #RedsHOFCollection

Vladdy just booped home plate

Over there? OVER THERE?!?! Motherfucker you're the head coach, there is no 'over there'

Seriously you can't keep this guy anymore. Imagine being a head coach in your seventh year and saying something like this

If the Bengals were a serious organization they'd fire Taylor after that. They won't because they're not, but that was a fireable offense.

What exactly does this guy think his trade value is? He got benched by one of the worst defenses in the league! www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Ontario buying ad time during game 7 and just playing a Reagan clip about tariffs and trade? Wat?

Another addition to the #BengalsROHCollection - Corey Dillon. My god the swagger on this card. Find me a guy who had this much swagger on a draft pick card and 100% lived up to it like Dillon did

Pointing out the obvious that 'AI sucks' and 'holy cow it's transformational' are not mutually exclusive. Like the addition of AI to Google search fundamentally changed the product for the worse

[Wacko levels intensifying]

I've seen this Bengals movie before and I don't like how it ends.

Topps: hey Andy, did you finish up that self-portrait we can use as a SSP in your new set? Andy Friedman: sure did Topps, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Topps: what

I have an extremely half-baked analogy where Elisabeth Sparkle represents the Nixon GOP, Sue is Ronald Reagan, and we're currently living through the Monstro ElisaSue New Year's Eve special.

It appears that Flacco has cracked the code that Browning couldn't figure out: fuck it, Ja'Marr is down there somewhere

My god that catch by Chase just now, holy shit.

wife: What's wrong? you're barely touching your Skyline me: [heavy sigh] I don't know, I guess I'm wacko for Flacco now.

Had a couple of these come in the mail today and man, Topps should make every hobby box like this where you can use it for storage

The Flacco signing really robbed us of a completely bananas year of Jameis with the Bengals.

I'm sorry

I don't even know who's behind Browning but what's the worst that could happen if you give him a shot the rest of the game?

Like my #RedsHOFCollection, I started a #BengalsROHCollection as well. First up is Tim Krumrie. It's not really fair to him that his legacy is his leg flopping around like a pool noodle in the Super Bowl but that's what happens when you're 8 years old and they show the replay 20 times

I'm not on year 3 of watching my kids play middle school field hockey, a game that appears to have these two foundational concepts: 1. Fuck you if you're left handed 2. Godzilla is goalie

This Bengals team is trash. This is a 90s era game and not a fun one with Jeff Blake.

So the punt returner bobbles it directly into a defender who has pulled up and it's interference? What?

Celebrating a Reds playoff berth the only way I know how

Little prediction that I'm going to put a pin in - Connor Phillips will take over as the Reds closer at some point in 2026

Apparently Scott Barlow travels with his blue throwback cap

Reds

I only ever buy Topps Now for Reds debuts anymore and haven't hit a parallel in a while. Nice to get a heater every now and then

At least one guy wearing Bengal-stripes on his helmet won today.

R....Reds?

This is such a laughably Bengals move - "hey let's sign that one guy who beat our really bad defense a few years ago and another guy who went to high school nearby" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

New addition to the #RedsHOFCollection is this well-loved W516 Eddie Roush. You cannot find a pic of Roush where he doesn't look like a mean old bitch. #cardsky

Love a good 4 strike walk

I've slowed down on doing breaks a lot because the Reds got really expensive last year with the Elly tax, so when I do jump in it's nice to hit a banger

Happy birthday to this future Hall of Famer

Jeff Brantley every time there's a pitch-comm issue

Baltimore sprinting off the field when there's still :01 on the clock - the cattiest, bitchiest team in the NFL

A real tug of war between early-season Bengals and the Browns trying so hard to give the game away.

I know the Bengals are on and the Reds are cooked, but it looks like I need to tap the sign.

Elly just walked in a run on Marty Brennaman night. Marty mumbles under his breath "this kid will never get it"

Strike 4 is called ball 4, cool

Checking in on the Reds and apparently we're having a stupid game tonight