It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness that I lack

Mostly @dougdirt24.bsky.social face

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Just finishing up my re-watch of Andor, and yeah it and Rebels are the best Star Wars of all the Star Warsing.

There are multiple train whistles going off at the same time in our small town so we might be on the news tonight

Our best friend and neighbor Gus The Basset Hound just got out of his fenced in yard and came to hang out with us, he has been successfully walked home without incident.

Might go see Kill Bill in theaters tomorrow.

Today's Hot Takes With Phil! (Remember, please contact @dougdirt24.bsky.social if you would like me to sponsor your product). I'm really excited about the new season of Scrubs and fuck you if you aren't.

The whole Olivia Nuzzi thing makes having an affair with RFK Jr. seem like more trouble than it’s worth. A lesson to the rest of us!

Still not as old as @skullcrshr.bsky.social

Starting a new feature, Hot Takes By Phil (I am interested in sponsorships, please contact @dougdirt24.bsky.social Not only should Lou Whittaker be in the baseball hall of fame, any writer that didn't vote for him when he was eligible should have spiders crawl over their bodies for eternity.

Subscribe to my friends patreon account so he can buy that beach house and if you don't I'll put snakes in your bed.

If you don’t subscribe to my client’s Patreon I will put snakes in your bed

My friend @ohnocoop.bsky.social finally made this happen

I would go on a date with your mom and not call her the next day

Me going on a date with your mom

The hair on the teen girls in Stranger Things aren’t big enough, 1987 had really big fucking hair

I’m 5 minutes into S5E2 of Stranger Things and this slaps

Hey @ohnocoop.bsky.social it's so good to see that your mom joined social media

Guess goddamnit doesn’t count

@profanity.accountant hit me please

Bison, badger, prairie dog, dolphin, @ohnocoop.bsky.social ‘s mom

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Last poker tournament of the year probably, $360, $100k GTD with $100 bounties one day event at the Reserve in Toledo. LFG

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

I’ve somehow morphed into the Dude without even trying

See it as soon as possible. For better or worse, Fun In Balloonland is a life changing experience.

Ready for thanksgiving dinner

Alice’s Restaurant

I know that @ohnocoop.bsky.social s mom can foam my creamer within seconds

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Don’t threaten me with a good time

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

RIP to your mom

@skullcrshr.bsky.social out lives another old

Now I know what’s wrong with @jwag85.bsky.social

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My dear friend wants to remind everyone that Old People are terrifying

Take that @ohnocoop.bsky.social

Hey @recpokerjim.bsky.social food bank stuff to circulate

If they actually try to court martial Kelly, this should be his entire defense.

Not having Rebels or The Bad Batch on here is a hate crime, both of which are better than the Mandalorian (which I love)

The article is called "Out With Woke". He specifically calls for sacrificing all marginalized communities upon the altar of the revered white male. Is that how desperate liberals have gotten for any sort of hollow "win"?

Hi, former frequent flyer here. Fuck this shit

#OnThisDay in 1988, MST3K premiered on Minneapolis UHF station KTMA-TV! 🤖📷Before Comedy Central, Turkey Day marathons, or “Movie Sign!”, it was just Joel, some homemade robots & a terrible movie on a shoestring budget. Gypsy! Cambot! Tom Servo! Crowwwww