Dear Walter, Please go fuck yourself. Love, Phil

60 seconds? Must be some kind of super human

Old people are terrifying

Need to hire @ohnocoop.bsky.social ‘s mom. Nobody controls balls like her

Me becoming a big soccer guy during the World Cup

To be fair, neither am I

This is fucking insane

Goddamnit, there’s a joke here that needs to be told. Where is @ohnocoop.bsky.social when I need him

Fuck you @stephenking.bsky.social

I’m not made for 2026

The fucking Nazi is a rapist? Shocking!

Still younger than @skullcrshr.bsky.social

Watching the Rockford Files for the first time

This will wake you up

John Adams, died 7/4/1826 Thomas Jefferson, died 7/4/1826 James Monroe, died 7/4/1831 Just sayin

Happy Saturday to my non American friends

I don't know about your neighborhood, but so many of my neighbors are celebrating Taylor Swift's wedding tonight. Fireworks up and down the street.

I’m a horse holder at Madam Orr’s house

Bayonets!!!

The last thing you see at the end of your heretical sermon

HAPPY X-MEN DAY! 63 years ago X-Men 1 hit stands and introduced the world to mutants! Romance, drama, character development, death, fiery space chickens - X-Men comics have it all. What got you into the X-Men? Why do you love them?

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

This mofo forgot the “a” in goal

Speaking of getting hammered from all sides, that reminds me of @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom

Haven’t watched LA Confidential in years, it’s going on the top of the list

Shoutout @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom!

Jonathan has been kidnapped send help

Mazel Tov!

Happy Canada Day to Joey Votto

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

I’ve never seen Avatar

I’ve never watched Happy Gilmore

I’ve never seen The Notebook

“the voice of Willy Wonka is that of Gene Wilder, recreated by GenAI”

Hey @robreds.bsky.social there’s some cool NCIS origins news out you should go look up

Today has been a hell of a decade, huh? Trans friends I have and trans friends that I don't yet have, I'm sorry. There are a whole lot of us out here who want the best for you. Stay you. Stay safe. Don't let these monsters win.

Love to all my trans friends ❤️

Trans rights are human rights.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

I hate this world

Want to know how small the crowd is? My friend @dougdirt24.bsky.social has dated more people than are seen in this video

researching baseball