I’d need some kind of padding

I have an opening on my client list if anyone needs representation for basically any industry. Couple of things: I get 52% and don’t expect me to work that hard. In fact, it’s mostly up to you to get things done. Contact @dougdirt24.bsky.social for a reference

The real rally killers are the friends we made along the way

Geno double!!

Is your team no longer in the MLB postseason? Want to hop on the Mariners bandwagon? We will welcome you with open arms! Here are some reasons why you should join us. - We've never been to the WS, let alone won it. - Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.

Boom

Driving to Iowa tomorrow

He was safe

I’ve already muted the game as I’m not dealing with Smoltz tonight

Wisconsin is lovely

So some of you may not know that @dougdirt24.bsky.social has fired me as his agent for being really bad at it, which is pretty fair, but that means I can’t afford all the drugs and gambling I was doing with the money he was paying me so you should think about that

I’m leaving on vacation when I wake up. Going to be mostly off this site for the next week, but I’ll try to check in during the evenings. Love some of you!

Mariners landing in Toronto like

While everyone is busy with the game I’m going to confess that I’ve never seen Happy Gilmore

Ichiro is on the playoff roster, right?

The only way the announcing could be worse is if it was Rick Sutcliffe

adam amin needs to stop yelling at me

Oh for fucks sakes

I need a blooper and Raleigh chugging that big fat ass around third for a nail-biter at the plate

Geno it’s time

Matilda will send the Mariners through

If he bunts we riot

It really is a huge ass

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

You guys think Cal Raleigh is going to lay down a bunt to start the 13th

Randy Johnson starts warming up

I’d like to see a 1-2-3 inning here: Bunt out Bunt out And bunt out

I’m not feeling great myself

Jesus Christ is that Edwin Núñez warming up for the M’s? @keithlaw.bsky.social ?

God DAMNIT

Can we launch AJ out of the booth

Pheww

Okay Mariners time to win this fucking thing

Good vibes only?

Why the lord made me a Mariners and a Reds fan I don’t know. I mean, as an adult I probably deserve it, but I’ve been a fan of these teams since I was a little kid so what did 10 year old me do to deserve this?

Poker tonight, vacation tomorrow, LFG

I really need the Mariners to win tonight, ok?