Seahawks!!!!

This was when we peaked as a society youtu.be/lqAOB143KqY?...

I’m playing poker tonight until the snowstorm hits and we all freeze to death

Apparently my proposed reboot of The Little Mermaid isn’t “family friendly” because kids “won’t like it” when the talking fish develop class consciousness and engage in revolutionary praxis, leading to the beheading of the parasites in the mermaid royal family

Goddamnit @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social no you can't change this guy!

Last post aside: we are the most embarrassing country in the world and we deserve everything that is and will happen to us.

Trump's commerce secretary Howard Lutnick was heckled while speaking at a dinner at Davos. Christine Lagarde, head of the European Central Bank, walked out of the event. Al Gore (!!!) openly booed him.

@13thgravegypt.bsky.social variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Just like @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom

I hate the Cardinals and their stupid fans.

Nooooooo

replace rfk jr with this guy

mad king moment from the PBS Newshour correspondent

I’ve watched this horrible movie more times than I’ve watched Casablanca

Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign

They are onto you @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social

I plowed @ohnocoop.bsky.social ‘s mom and didn’t pull out

We've already got Solvang. With that and universal healthcare, well, hell to the ja! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

It happened to this lucky man and it could happen to you! Anyone can become a Publishers Clearing House winner!

Happy birthday @psr1973.bsky.social!

This is such a wildly uneven in tone, yet kinda sweetly goofy movie with a genuine taekwondo master (who actually approved the Rifftrax) and dumb but very catchy songs. It's a good comfort riff.

Give 94 year old William Shatner total creative control?

whole fleet o' dudes on the farm now who were born after Jay Bruce's debut I threw out my back while typing this and my knee hurts because of the low pressure system moving my way

Ain't nobody cooler than Lenny motherfucking Kravitz youtu.be/8LhCd1W2V0Q?...

Pizza rat appears from a subway tunnel, and has an army behind him. Squirrels, pigeons, a pair of owls, and for some reason Mandy Patinkin is leading them. Then shit gets real.

Here you go @ohnocoop.bsky.social

Speaking of Crabs, shoutout to @ohnocoop.bsky.social 's mom

I'm going to workshop a joke about @ohnocoop.bsky.social s mom

Not reposting it bc it was a substack, but I just saw a suggestion that one thing you can do is get CPR certified and this is a fantastic idea. Not just bc of The Troubled Times, but speaking generally. It can make you feel so much more confident in an emergency

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Here Comes the Sun

Bleach companies have been calling me all day for sponsorship deals

Someone get @ohnocoop.bsky.social this shirt.

what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6 fangraphs war on protein: 2.4 baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9

Happy birthday @litwick.net

I just got back from another cash in a tournament tonight. Not much money because it was a low buy-in, but hey, cashing 2 of 3 tournaments in January is a nice start

Goddamnit @dougdirt24.bsky.social did you turn them into McRibs?

And that’s probably the rest of the available money

Just bought my tix for Lord of the RIngs for next weekend!

Thank god it’s Friday

Footage of @dougdirt24.bsky.social commuting to work

Post four TV couples you love

Oh god it’s glorious

What exactly is a Mike Toglia? #Reds

This son of a bitch thinks he has friends