Tarps on please

1 hit for each team through 5 in this slugfest.

I’m ready for disappointment

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

I beg your fucking pardon fox59.com/indiana-news...

Could use reporters like this in America.

Some slap dick Phillies coach tried to get rowdy with an ump lol

Mitch McConnell just caught that Kyle Schwarber home run.

Just got back from having a drink with Mitch McConnell.

When I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes earlier he promised me a brand new Kei truck.

I don’t understand why the Reds haven’t claimed Robert Hassell III. He’s right up their alley…..former 1st round pick who hasn’t produced and can be had for cheap.

I flipped Mitch back over when he tripped and landed on the back of his shell.

“Who is better, Messi or Pete Crow-Armstrong?” - A Cubs fan in Mason, OH

I’ve obtained this exclusive picture of Mitch McConnell talking on the phone to Scott Jennings.

Farts

The US should just kick the ball into the goal more often iyam.

Folks. If I could get serious for a moment.

Decent match iyam

England trying to park the lorry or whatever the fuck they call a bus.

There’s your problem 🥴

More like Nextico for England

It’s official: The Reds hate America.

11/22/63 The Shining The Stand It Misery

Legit laughed out loud when the ump shows up to bat.

Oh no

The Castellinis were too cheap to spring for some green spray paint for the dead grass in the outfield from that Shaka Khan or whatever her name was concert.

That’s ok, too hot he should stay home a couple more months.

That’s ok. He can just stay home.

Ghosts aren’t real. I’d do this no problem.

These targeted ads on facebook are hurting my feelings.

I will be the king of this course.

It’s looking like July will also not be kind to your Cincinnati Reds.

I haven’t seen a better shot in Bosnian territory since Franz Ferdinand.

That was not good sportsmanship imo

More like Bosnia HurtsToGoHomeA

Wear a wool coat if you’re not a pussy

Is this bad

Lady just ate shit spinning the wheel on The Price Is Right

The only thing bad about this World Cup is Alexi Lalas.

That seems like an awful lot to give up for 97 year old Kawhi Leonard.

There’s are more people on the stage than in the “crowd”

UPDATE: We are now under an Extreme Swamp Ass Warning. Expect copious amounts of ass moisture within minutes of stepping outside. Plan accordingly.

4 justices thought the constitution doesn’t matter