Maybe he’s my dad.

You can certainly make the case...

Did Danica Patrick just talk about sucking dick on Fox?

Ke’Bryan Hayes (Sucking Ass) has been placed on the IL

Maybe he’s my dad

Here are pictures I took of Kyle Busch leading and winning the inaugural Cup race at Kentucky Speedway aka Carmegeddon. Yes, the pics are bad. RIP Rowdy.

WHAT

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

I didn’t vote today. There was only one primary race I could vote in since I don’t defend pedophiles, and neither candidate campaigned or ran ads in my area. Not that it matters because I’ll vote for either of them over Andy Fucken Barr.

The look of a man who’s given up

I just hope the Spurs and Thunder practice good sportsmanship during double overtime

JT just took a foul off of his Realmutos

Nick Krall…..it’s on sight.

I’m going to sound old here….but I miss being able to just flip between games. Now when one or more is streaming only you can’t do that very quickly.

Reds third best reliever could be headed for the IL.

The Reds have a completely unserious bullpen

I just watched John Wick for the first time. I should’ve watched it sooner. Looks like I’ll be watching the rest of them soon.

Dane Myers just tried to knock himself out

The Reds have a bunch of limp dicked losers in the bullpen.

I assume pancakes with beans put into the mix before cooking them.

Happy 25th Anniversary to one of the greatest albums ever.

Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse

My fantasy baseball team sucks the asses of 75 elephants. Approximately.

Shaq almost took out Chuck with a size 22.

That’s not a surprise.

“Right now, wood is in the hole.” - out of context John Sadak

LOL WHAT

I’ve just watched arguably the greatest reel of all time. www.instagram.com/reel/DYHvmKp...

There are people I send reels to that never respond. I’m giving you people absolute gold and I get nothing back.

Here’s the Thomas Massie throuple ad I was talking about.

The Cincinnati Reds hate me with a the burning passion of a quadrillion suns.

Just saw an ad that claims Thomas Massie is in a throuple with AOC and Omar if you’re wondering about Kentucky’s political discourse.

Mark Pope didn’t answer my questions.

It’s possible the Reds will never win again

BBN…bubby. I’m your white knight.

Guys, Mark Pope might actually be stupid.

So….why didn’t Jason Newsted say all this 25 years ago

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

🔑 BH