I’m so grateful for my friends, who share succulent Chinese meals with me and put their ordering fate in my (very capable) hands

Is this a good day for me to confess that I’ve never seen The Muppet Christmas Carol

“The NBA is now allowing hand-to-hand combat”

We’re recreating twitter, in the aggregate

The existence of Paycom and Paycor both as “products” and sports arenas is straying from the light of God.

Imagine watching any sporting event that isn’t the NBA right now

Bluesky, this is your warning (New Yorkers weatherposting in 24 hours)

@JeffPassan tweeted Merry Christmas, everyone.

ITS CHRISTMAS DAY DAVID

The Tyler Kolek game, sure, why not

The Cleveland Cavaliers situation is alarming: defector.com/the-clevelan...

okay I’m not going crazy (the other Tyler Kolek) www.baseball-reference.com/register/pla...

Marquette legend* bowl cut child

The Knicks have a bowl cut child on the team now???

i love to watch live events on Netflix - endless buffering, god awful promo integration, dogshit color grade. you simply love it

Mike the Tiger in possession of Tiger team and mascot supremacy on Bluesky (looking at you, Detroit)

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Wishing each and every one of you a very Nabil Crismat.

My own personal Christmas miracle 😍

“Trash Tuesday is a mindset.” — @cooperlund.online, trying to describe Thirst Trap Thursday, on a Wednesday.

Always spatchcock

Honestly, I’m so excited to learned about Canadian Cottage™️ culture in the Heated Rivalry season finale, in addition to all that other stuff (period-accurate Polaris Prize nominee needle drops), y’know?

Might as well post the most recent one , lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=26H_...

This year I’m thankful for the MACcoon. (Reposting with alt text because this deserves to be searchable)

We are watching an episode of Star Trek TNG and I realized the reason why I found the guest star attractive is because he reminds me of Justin Morneau

Sing, goddess, the anger of the parking lot and its devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon that one girl (right?) hurled in her minidress to the pavement of Hades strong souls of heroes, but gave their bodies to the dirty concrete

Its the Christmas Adventurers!

You should watch Pluribus!!!

All I want for Christmas is a reasonable between seasons hiatus for Pluribus

Anyways here’s me with Spencer Krug back in 2014 in Beijing

An adult who refers to a touchdown as a "tuddy" needs to stop.

Do we think Joey Votto is the baseball player mostly likely to have watched Heated Rivalry

If you like the hockey boys kissing show, you’ll love the good Jewish baseball boys kissing book.

[old man post incoming] EVERYONE ON THE MNF PLAYBOOK ALTCAST IS UNDERDRESSED. TUCK IN YOUR SHIRTS YOU ANIMALS. PUT ON A TIE ORLOVSKY.

It is so essential for People In Charge to remember that, when it really comes down to brass tacks, they actually don’t have a CMS login

Different phenotype and same personality as Jim Leyland DOES appeal to a swath of fans (it’s me, I’m swathes of fans)

The Idaho®️ Potato Commission are our strongest soldiers.

✌🏼This is ALSO a Rancho Gordo household, except on the day of the Bowl o’ Beans🫘 @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Heated Rivalry (2025)

In my opinion everyone at Ford Field can go ahead and kill and eat the referees.

going great

The main issue with the new fare gates is that they aren’t really equipped to handle the entry/exit flow after any train discharges and passengers try to exit the station

y no coffin drop

Lord I see what you’ve done for others!!!

Huge game for all you Battle of Verdun fans.

Turns out Miami-A&M was the Bama-Oklahoma game that was promised

My prediction is that Tate Sandell is about to embrace a 20 inch inseam next season

my friend just got out of surgery and she was able to send me her version of the I LIVED BITCH meme I love friendship