The excess cream cheese chronicles continue. Today’s entry, an opera in four acts.

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

theyre making the girls go to hudson yards for the draft that’s so cold

My first frozen four 🥲

Home just in time for overtime hockey 😵‍💫

I finally managed to turn off the AI companion screen in the Zoom app (it makes you do so in browser settings, not possible in app settings) and I feel so liberated.

Ann Arbor and SE Michigan friends: I implore you to see my friend & stupendously talented musician Paul Spring play at The Ark on April 20. theark.org/event/tadhg-...

YOU HAD ONE JOB

In a final gift to the Michigan fanbase, McKenzie transferred to an SEC team, thereby ensuring we'll have an Aubrey-Mathurin matchup next year

ok it is really funny that yaxel is still two years older than danny wolf

Kyle Finnegan I’ve seen enough

There’s a little too much early season Jahmai Jones for my taste, personally.

The idea of doing your taxes on a phone is chilling. Taxes are the most big computer activity imaginable.

PIVOTING: Viktor Hovlund hard launches girlfriend at the Par 3 Contest?????

Framber??????

“Every iteration of Michigan gear known to man (or beast)” — @amandamull.bsky.social

I’m not saying that I would actually follow through with this but the guaranteed way for me to stop supporting a podcast on Patreon or other platforms is if they started putting them on video.

FOURTH WING NIGHT HAS PENETRATED BASEBALL

@hockeybear.space vibes-based agreement that Mevius fits in in a lot of ways! a great #3 (priority, not position) target in da portal

I want to make it crystal clear: Dan Dickerson has refreshingly conventional opinions about 9/11

I am going to enjoy April Jared Young

built for summer entertaining. timeless architecture AND elegant millwork!!! www.mansionglobal.com/listings/106...

Being on Bluesky means that sooner or later, your inner hall monitor finds its level. Mine is: Derek Jeter: posted about Michigan winning Kevin Garnett (Michigan dad): posted about winning the natty A-Rod (Michigan dad): HAS NOT POSTED

Don’t let the President distract you from remembering some guys

asking the important questions: can i pull off maize?

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

SHOUT OUT OHIO STATE FOR GIVING US RODDY GAYLE SHOUT OUT FAB FIVE

shout out to 16 seed Howard, who scored more points on Michigan during the tournament than any other team they faced

Championship delulu hours start now: what if Yax picked Blank Space, famously off Taylor Swift’s record 1989, in order to channel the victory of the 1989 team? MAKES YOU THINK

Congratulations to @timhodgson.bsky.social for the deranged courage of his convictions!!!

Congratulations to @andyreid.bsky.social for the (deranged) courage of his convictions!!! bsky.app/profile/andy...

AND IT DIDNT FUCKIN MATTER TONIGHT

the Daily front page on the Jumbotron is so lovely

and sometimes when you're on, you're realllllly fuckin' on

MICHIGAN WINS THE NCAA MBB NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Lmao Boban the mercenary

NATIONAL CHAMPS!

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

THE TEAM NEVER FUCKING LOST AGAIN

HAIL YES

Yax, the rest is still unwritten

the maize and blue confetti raining down really does hit different

very fitting the game ended with a bitchass hurley appeal

THOSE WHO STAY

cryin in the club

holyyyyyyy shit

fuck backboards

Michigan has been Winning for an hour and a half and I’m DYING

That series almost killed me