A third spreadsheets boy has entered the villa

REESE MCGUIRE VINDICATED

what the actual fuck does the scorebook on the texas tech side look like after that game?? mods??? Kevin Brown????

Going from the dulcet tones of Jason Benetti to the dulcet tones of Kevin Brown >>>>>>>>>>

I dont like that they let the bird have thumbs

Michael Conforto is the Luis Torrens of the Chicago Cubs, I guess

I turned to @cooperlund.online when they showed Gustavo Kuerten on the broadcast and said solemnly, he’s very famous. “Okay.”

Looking forward to the wedding of the century (Dua and Callum)

Esteury Ruiz sighting!!!

i don’t want empathy i want blood

Imagine embarrassing yourself in front of your childhood friend Paige Bueckers

Congratulations to my Finals participant Harrison Barnes

LE WEMBY

@theamitie.bsky.social I think I have to watch the new Minions

How can you not be romantic about basketball

Every Jared McCain basket is a deserved slap in Daryl Morey’s stupid face.

We have met a man at the bar named JOHN MERRICK !!!!

Can’t even tell the entire opposing team to suck it anymore because of woke

This is how learned Mason Plumlee is still in the league

Carter Bryant Innocent!!!

Carter Bryant 🫡

Ja(y)l(i)(e)ns Williams!!

Showing up to a sporting event with strangers means a poor man got stuck with me talking at him about how Mark Walters spending his money was not my problem and also an extended summary of Evan Drellich’s “bUt mY fRaNcHiSe vAluAtIoN” article in the Athletic in the style of this:

scored only one run! off of literally 2026 grayson rodriguez!

tied! for the worst record in the american league!

Important update/correction!

I will say seeing “spamming the tall play” in person rocks

Real wnba knowers please weigh in: are there too many Europeans on the Liberty rn

An early season mid week Liberty game is prime time for every kind of lesbian in Brooklyn (love you lesbians, I went to Wellesley after all)

Go New York go New York go etc

no better feeling in the world than hyperspecific validation defector.com/enough-with-...

Spencer Pratt has zero redeeming qualities tho (doesn't live in a studio with over 20 cats, including two cats named Tuna and Tuna 2)

Combined no hitters are unethical ball, but challenging the last pitch of a combined no hitter sight unseen is praxis

This is happening just down the street from Wing Bar, one of the better places to watch sports in Brooklyn

Alright the Cavs aren’t winning this game or the series but they’re REALLY not trying to either (New York is wearing white??????)

Eduardo Rodriguez, who did NOT retire

In short:

COKE ZERO IS NOT OUR DEITY

@ltotheucy.bsky.social 😭

@cinquinho.bsky.social I think this looks very promising. youtu.be/wc2UjmPzN8c?...

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

Some people get a Taylor Swift rain show but I had a marvelous time at the Belle & Sebastian rain show. Always go to the gig!!!

Running into an old friend unplanned at the show >>>>>>>

Riding the lightning (drinking a Celsius at 7 PM)

We should all know less about each other, interpersonal relations department.

Fully 3 out of the 12 people at the breakfast pop-up I attended today were wearing Whoops and yet none of them were a SEC position coach

Last month, after I shared a link to The Chris Gethard Show's dumpster episode here, I realized that the 10th anniversary of that comedy classic was coming up. So I sent some emails. And I got an interview that has never been gotten before. consequence.net/2026/05/chri...

Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers.