They should make a pitcher without elbows

Woohoo, my (mildly) vulgar cross stitch is up to $55 on the @romancingthevote.com auction!

currently reading one of these (honeytrap) and strong concur

So if you start a brawl by shouting racist shit at someone, the guy you shouted racist shit at gets the same suspension as you. Good to know!

Texas brisket technique comes from the many Jewish immigrants who came through Galveston (the Ellis island of the south) much in the same way corned beef and cabbage came from Irish contact with New York Jewish delis and fish and chips came from Sephardic immigrants to England

These appear to be designed by local artists 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Auction link for one of the best things I have ever made. You think the pics are beautiful, but in person he is dazzling: www.32auctions.com/organization...

Guess I’m going back to the old me (looking at player ejection data)

auction.romancingthevote.com GO FORTH. SNIPE. FIGHT. WIN.

hello if you would like a very rare printed (!!!!!) edition of unwritten rules and also to raise money for a good cause www.32auctions.com/organization...

mlb players are really conspiring to make me hate baseball

So uh…hi friends! We regularly forget that bluesky exists but we had to come over and join the fun for @romancingthevote.com! The auction starts TOMORROW and we went ahead and dropped in a full year of personally curated romance shipped every other month right to your mailbox!

the correct plural is maxes muncy, not max muncys

when people ask me what genre I write in, etc etc

Feels like a real missed opportunity not to have benetti and Suzyn Waldman in the same booth

Thanks for having me!! This was really fun.

This is today!!

Sees the blue jays fandom sending Alejandro Kirk to the ASG: all players should be able to bring an emotional support catcher actually

TOMORROW! The Out of Your League Book Club with @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social, where we'll be discussing BREAKOUT YEAR. It's for All-Access VIP & Biggest Fan tier subscribers & I'm offering a 20% discount on paid subs through the end of June!

however much you hate your ex, I promise you zack wheeler hates his more

Bookshop is shipping free today, so if you haven't yet picked up a copy of Soon By You, you can get 10% off *and* support independent bookstores *and* support LGBTQReads by buying it through my affiliate link! bookshop.org/a/2228/97812...

watching the mets game from wednesday because I would like to see the errors

the pope's second encyclical or exhortation or whatever is gonna be about the andrew vaughn trade

once again

let's goooooooo

We are closing in on 800 submissions, which means there are 200 spots left! I'm told that in 2024 we got close to 300 submissions in the final 72 hours so NOW IS THE TIME!!!! We haven't hit the limit since 2020, but we might hit it this year... (must be that bluesky bubble I keep hearing about)

baseball players at the ballot box: ha ha free market baby baseball players during CBA negotiations: who'll sing me one, red fly the banners, oh

When we say patriarchy hurts men too, this is what we mean

A big thank you to @theyarejett.bsky.social and their friends for speaking to me about pride night at Nationals Park and what the event meant to them: app.thebaltimorebanner.com/VG6JLGQ37ZDC...

Can comfortably report that the nationals pride night jersey crop top is in fact cute as hell

Nats pride night is Aaron Nola vs miles mikolas. Oof.

natty says happy pride !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🖤🤎🩷🩵🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

the etsy witches took being pro-mariners seriously

Buster Posey is embarrassing himself in front of Buster Posey

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gerald, get your shit together

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jfc patrick (complimentary)

“Good girl” during sex scenes: fine boring expected “Good girl” during mound visits: incredible iconic life changing

Game misconduct by @aribaranwrites.bsky.social

the lower right quadrant could just be called "war or WAR"

“They were either blowin’ someone out or gettin’ blown out” happy pride month from Joun Kruk everybody

John Franco taught John Kruk how to use voice to text on his phone I love baseball

zach wheeler really reminds me that, if you can't do something with love, do it with spite

Happy Father’s Day to Joey Votto’s butterfly neck tattoo

Happy Father’s Day to Joey Votto’s butterfly neck tattoo

persecution fetish injury

I know the yankees are doing hope week and so did the stonewall scholarships this week, but the timing of this interview feels, um, somewhat pointed at certain other front offices www.outsports.com/2026/6/19/24...