BREAKING: Spain enacts nationwide ban on American football

Anyways Jonathan Vilma is still a piece of shit

This might be the most both teams deserve to lose game I've ever seen

It feels like we should apologize to Spain for this

END THIS GAME AND GIVE BOTH TEAMS A LOSS

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Lol what is even happening

Man what the fuck

Coming away with zero on that drive is fucking awful

MARCUS

...I guess Mariota is ok

How many people are googling and accidentally (?) falling down a @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social rabbit hole right now 🤣

We don't need a QB right

First TD in Spain!

...I was not expecting Daddy Yankee

How do we still not have a game time for next week 🫠

OH MY GOD OHIO STATE DID A GOOD SPECIAL TEAMS THING SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE?!?

WEEEEEEE!!!

Fuck Kim Davis!!! 🥳

May Vilma's legacy be of him grinning like an idiot next to that fascist piece of shit. He was a coward when he blocked people for calling him out for homophobic bullshit a decade ago and he's still a coward now. It's pathetic.

The incidentals are bad, and the play on the field is bad, but at least the vibe today are ALSO EXTREMELY BAD.

stupid move.. but at least he punched the guy that did the trump dance

Is Jonathan Vilma still a homophobic asshole or nah

TURN THE VOLUME UP

Liberty loses yet again lmaooooo. cc @dreyesceron.bsky.social

That was a 69 yard scoring drive

Maybe the throwback uniforms were a mistake

If you enjoyed, for lack of a better word, baseball bluesky tonight stick around for WBC in the spring

Is it bad if we have the same odds as the Rockies and White Sox

here, if you need more baseball now that MLB is over for the year bsky.app/profile/kdca...

Seems like this should be included in the @tippingpitchespod.com jersey patch rankings. Relatedly, yet another glorious example of how AI is going to put us all out of work. The accuracy is impeccable, no notes

Lmao when somebody is clearly Posting Through It™️ I don't care if you're joking or whatever, don't tell them to lighten up. Anyways in like 6 months somebody remind me to go through my mutes and release everybody. (The mute function here is A+ tho, just *poof* gone ✨)

we did it, everyone. we posted through it, even when it was bittersweet

Ok fine FINE I can be happy for Enrique and Enrique only. Don't make me fucking tap the sign

The only, and I mean the actual ONLY thing that could make this suck even microscopically less is another Kendrick victory over Drake

Fuck the dodgers and fuck their fans who will cheer for this.

They better not go and shake that man’s hand while he’s kidnapping folks from the community that made them

ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING SPRING TRAINING SCHEDULE YOU COWARDS. Anyways a bunch of days until pitchers and catchers report, probably

I hope you step on a rusty nail at the white house you piece of shit

Look, fuck the dodgers. Fuck Clayton Kershaw. Fuck Dave Roberts and his cowardly waffling. I hope DC greets you with a massive fucking riot when you come to grovel at your king's feet. Fuck you all, Canada deserved to win, fuck you.

Ok look I'm anti bunting but that was actually a beautiful bunt lol

I heard "now through October 29th" but it didn't register 😆

BASEBALL

You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did

The Langoliers sequel we didn’t know we needed

Gahhhhh

1 pitch out Ohtani? Again?! 🤯

I'm so proud, we really did it y'all, we brought baseball twitter here and it actually worked 😭

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here