To those of you outside of the DC area: your jokes may be funny but there are also a lot of people who are not politicians and not responsible for any of this who are the ones getting absolutely shit upon.

To be clear, no matter what Blake Treinen does, fuck him

FUCK HIM UP, REDS

You can't say call stands, the batter was hit by the pitch. If you know he was, it would be confirmed. The call stands, we know that means you don't fucking know. (I don't think it hit him but 🤷)

59 pitches from 3 different relievers to get 3 outs lmao

Like 4 times in a row 😅

STOP SWINGING AT BALL 4

The Reds just standing there while the Dodgers walk their way out of an eight-run lead would be an amusing microcosm for how the Reds got here in the first place

I'm skeptical that the Dodgers bullpen is really committed to the bit. I'm going to need to see a balk or a pitch-clock violation. Maybe a pickoff throw airmailed down the line.

He’s on the mound in spirit, at least

Officially the first time since we learned who he really is that I've been like OOH I HOPE WE GET TO SEE BLAKE TREINEN

Ok now it's getting interesting 👀

Maybe they'll just get all their runs out now

Soooo what are the odds re: TSA/FAA staffing resulting in significant air travel delays next week? Asking for myself with flights booked Mon and Tues

Can somebody make a pitchcom alternative that sucks less

YANKEES NOBLETIGER

I mean I want 3 of these 4 series to go 3 so I guess that's fine. But fuck you for making Max sad

trent grisham in a crucial spot with the bases loaded and two out in a 3-1 game in the wild card round?

Why does it feel like Chapman loaded the bases with no outs just to be a fucking asshole 😅

Trent baby please do the complete opposite of what you did in the 2019 WC

Jazz I am begging you to DO THE DAMN THING

if Ravech calls this Max Fried’s post-season debut one more time im gonna lose my fucking mind

ACTIVELY ROOTING FOR PINSTRIPES IS WEIRD

Oh yeah this is the good shit right here

Friends, the baseball is BASEBALLING

The scream I scrumpt 😵‍💫

fittingly, the 20th anniversary edition of twilight (the best baseball movie, fight me) comes out today

some of y'all are in sports fans mentions hating on sports. joke's on you, no one can hate sports more than a sports fan.

I think there are people on here that would be pleased to know this just was added to the Arlington Library on Libby.

Ugh, Marlins Man. I was hoping he’d died.

I hate the Yankees as an organization, but I like a bunch of their players. I don't mind the Red Sox as an organization, but I hate some of their players. Realized my gut was rooting for NYY. Then the fans started chanting "let's go Yankees"... How can Max be happy but the fans be miserable plz 🥴

Are the broncos playing Charlie Blackmon's walk-up song on purpose or is that just a coincidence

Correction: kol nidre is Wednesday. The series starts Tuesday. Carry on 🫡

Oh man I just remembered I literally own a Reds jersey Should I wear it for kol nidre on Tuesday

Genuinely: what in the actual fuck is this, which was sold to me at Nats Park today at the taste of the majors stand and billed as a Chicago dog 😭😭😭 cc: @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social I apologize on behalf of the Washington Nationals for this travesty

it's almost time to catch major league baseball playoffs fever because major league baseball playoffs fever vaccines are unavailable following new directives from the dept of HHS

Can we PLEASE get a grapefruit league schedule 🥺

the 2025 Mets

I feel bad for Juan

What's the prediction on time until we have a manager? Weeks? Days?

MAT forever ❤️

Oh my goodness. Just sobbing.

So so so glad I got to stand and cheer for him yesterday 🥹

Michael A. Taylor just announced his retirement. He’s batting ninth for the White Sox today at Nationals Park. Said he made the decision a few months ago, felt like this was the prefect place to finish a 10-year career.

Got walked off by a Purdue safety, the epitome of brutality

WHAT IS HAPPENING

We’ve all joked that the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 opened a vortex to Trump, but have we considered that the Astros missing the playoffs for the first time since 2016 might close it? Much to consider.

Apparently World Series Champion Michael A. Taylor is going to retire after the season. He leaves the game with the highest batting average, on base percentage, slugging percentage and OPS in World Series history.

Oh my god?!!!!!

One of my favorite things about going to a baseball game in Chicago is getting a Chicago dog. One of the best hot dogs ever: all beef dog on a poppyseed bun, yellow mustard, sliced tomato, chopped onions, pickled sport peppers, fluorescent ass green relish, a pickle spear, and celery salt. Delicious