How, in the year 2026, does a professional sports league not have automatic centralized, standardized way to gather game data from clubs and auto-update this? This is basic, basic technology. European and English soccer keeps a live table that updates standings IN REAL TIME. Embarrassing.

The Nats fundamentals have really not shown up well for some of these guys this series so far…

Some folks seem surprised that the Nats pitching, especially the starters, are as ineffective as they have been this year. I decided to dig into 2026 salaries to see if the money spent on pitchers aligns with the performance. Spoiler: yes.

Happy James Wood + 🧹 = a very unexpected April so far.

It is 1854. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics handing the nation over to the Pope. It is 1960. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics handing the nation over to the Pope. It is 2026. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics ha

wheeeeee with a curly w!

Have some awesome starts to the season, Brady and CJ!

That was the loudest “FUCK” I’ve ever heard on a live broadcast. Well done, Masyn Winn.

I can’t get enough of the Artemis II mission, so I built a website to track it and get milestone updates. artemis.capitolbaseball.com

The mowing at Nats Park looks absolutely awesome.

I was obsessed with the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo programs as a kid. I used to pretend I was a command module pilot on road trips up and down the east coast interstates. I’ve read Jim Lovell’s biography several times about his trips around the moon.

Julian: What are we doing? Garak: Wasting our lives. Julian: I meant for supper.

Learned recently that he's going to be an opposing coach in the 7-year-old league I have a team in WE'RE PLAYING FOR BLOOD

A happy International Transgender Day of Visibility to everyone who is trans or loves someone who is. You are worthy of respect, you are worthy of dignity, you are worthy of protection, you are worthy of autonomy, you are worthy of love, and you are worthy of living a long life.

FRIENDS WE HAVE A (•_•) <) )╯POSITION / \ \(•_•) ( (> PLAYER / \ (•_•) <) )> PITCHING / \

MARCH 30TH POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT

Joey Wiemer reached base safely in each of his first TEN plate appearances to start the season He tied Carlos Delgado (2002) for the longest streak to start a season in the live-ball era (1920) h/t @EliasSports

The baseball looks like a goddamn Hindenburg to Joey Wiemer right now.

I’ve missed being on the fun side of boring baseball

What the actual fuck, Joey Wiemer

I literally can’t stop watching this.

This is a Final Destination death sequence

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeeeee!

Holy shit, UConn woke up and chose chaos in the second half.

First opening series win since 2018 with this roster is nuts.

"Oh, did Luis get some wheels in the offseason???" "Nope, sure didn't."

I wrote about the rise of shitty, overpriced branded experiences in an era of vanishing third places. webuildthecity.org/posts/032926...

I can't wait to remember Nats legend Joey Wiemer the same way I think about Dmitri Young. No way he can have a better nickname, though.

I wish I could do anything as casually as Jake Irvin catching a 101.6 mph liner sent right at him

What an absolutely incredible game for the Toffees. The most fun I’ve had watching Everton in a long, long while.

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ.

In case you, like me, were like “_that_ Trevor Gott, from the Yunel Escobar trade?!” Answer: Yes. That was a decade ago and he’s left and come back. #themoreyouknow

Joey Meneses with a chaos hit!!

Holy shit, again. After hitting a double.

I am committing to watch more Royals games this season so I can see more of the absolute stud that is Bobby Witt, Jr. Mercy, what a player.

This combined two of my favorite things in a way I never thought possible.

If I have to hear John Smoltz say “alpha male” one more fucking time…

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?

RACE CALL: All three North Carolina Democrats (Shelly Willingham, Nasif Majeed, & Carla Cunningham) who voted to overturn Governor Josh Stein's vetoes have LOST their respective Democratic primaries

Driving down a random road in our part of North Carolina tonight, we passed at least 5 precincts. Watching people come and go is a special American experience, and the results coming in are promising. Times are tough, but there IS hope.

He’s back, baby.

MLB spring training is underway, so don’t forget to place your sports bets according to Season 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation An unnamed shortstop for the London Kings will break DiMaggio’s 56 game hit streak this year. You’re welcome.

It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.

Mets fans have no idea how lucky they are to have @chelseajanes.bsky.social around. Best broadcast in baseball just got even better.

It's really annoying how good an NBA player Cooper Flagg is.

WHAT?! The cruelty of this timeline knows no bounds.

Bidding farewell to MASN, who for the last 10 years gave me the opportunity to write and talk about the Nationals through a decade of highs and lows. And a thank you to my colleagues and all the readers and viewers for their unwavering support. www.masnsports.com/blog/entry/f...