Holy shit. What a match 🤣👏💯

HOWWWWW OMG

4-0? In the first half??? Is France even trying?

Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

I want trials for every last one of these mother fuckers.

Gross. The smoky haze has reached #RVA

shut da fuck up old bitch

This is exactly the right way to think about the threat here

These are people who democrats regular call “colleague”

ENGLAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING

You knew it was coming

That tackle was SUPERB

With all due respect to how disgusting and perverse the news itself reliably is, there's something especially bracing and weird about how every stupid story out of the Trump administration reveals what the dipshit weirdos in these high offices are thinking about and doing instead of those jobs.

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

ICE killed a random guy today.

Nancy Mace won't get the nod... it's gonna be some state senator with a direct line back to Nathan Bedford Forrest... but she'll humiliate herself very strongly trying to get it.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

*cackling*

🎯

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

Say what you will about Lindsay Graham.

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

GOOD RIDDANCE YA PIECE OF SHIT

Wait what happened. Lindsey Graham?

Go underdogs, Go Schweizer Nati 🇨🇭

Kylian Mbappé, leading scorer at the World Cup, with Wemby. Sweet mother of God! 😳 #NBA

Ha det'a, sweet Erling 🇳🇴

Regret to inform but Jude is a DAWG

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

LET'S GO NORWAY 🇳🇴

the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone

Mowed the front and backyard. Almost died. Please clap. Send help.

he’s wrong of course www.vikingeskibsmuseet.dk/en/professio...

Mbappé is so cool I’m sorry if this is such a frontrunner take but like come on

I can’t think of a better embodiment of Democratic Party establishment mindset than the quote below

game recognize game.

CALLED

nobody deserves to win this, send them both home

Son of a bitch. Of course.