i think with a little luck the nationals might keep overperforming and end up an honest-to-god .500 team this season

I (probably) dont do this but Commanders play the Giants in jersey Thursday week 10. The Jets host the Bills in Jersey that Sunday. This would be an easy way to get both a Jets and Giants home game.

I kind of want to watch Goodfellas again on the flight but I watched it a couple days ago

I am 166 and 2/3rds percents sure that the feces i saw in the morning when getting my mom some Mother’s Day food was put there by a man’s butt.

The view for today #valkyries

The view for today

First thoughts of Oracle. Reminds me of PNC (narrow concourses, water view, layout). Didn’t really get a chance to explore around. Got in. Got my helmet nachos. Got to my seat. But the crowd seemed into it. Lower level looked packed. Guy behind me noticed my cheesesteak hat. His kid saw i was

22 down. 8 to go

Why am i single and having some dream that i was on a date at some Brazilian bbq place and my mom happened to tag along. What does that mean?

Penne arrabbiata made

Stew in the crockpot

At least Timmy had fun. #mutantleague

Why does the priest sound like Shatner? #MutantLeague

How is that not OPI on Darkstar? #MutantLeague

I don’t know who is worse. Her for writing that on her profile or me for swiping right immediately

gonna tell my kids this is keibert ruiz

It’s always funny whenever i see my old nutritionist on bumble. Yes she’s hot but she wants kids so that’s an auto no

Razor Kidd is black, right? He’s definitely black coded if he isn’t

Saying someone has explosive head game, granted they are talking about an exploding head, in a children’s cartoon is diabolical #MutantLeague

I just had a thought

I unmatched

FUCKy #nats

Going to the gym and then chipotle

I have a bumble match but she doesn’t ask questions. I am thinking about unmatching.

Dammit, that was excellent game #Timberwolves

Saturday. Me talking to @jonfeng1.bsky.social about myself youtu.be/pe-QZwxqE4k?...

It’s a trick, Kang. Can’t you see?! #MutantLeague

My theory on Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie is they give their kids crazy first names on purpose when they actually always call them by their normal middle names so that no creep photographer knows what name to shout out to get their attention on playgrounds and I think that’s fucking genius.

The official @employee11.bsky.social rooting guide for the 2nd round of the nba playoffs Lakers Timberwolves Cavaliers Knicks

The official @employee11.bsky.social rooting guide for the 2nd round of the Stanley cup playoffs Avalanche Golden Knights Canadiens Flyers

You know what? I kinda do want to take a tour of the MRF

Get it? Joe Magician used magic to get strong? #MutantLeague

The food for today and the view for today

Why’d they take out Garcia? #nats

How did he do that trick? #Nats

I get it. The 3 is the Celtics game but you all didn’t need to take that

And you would look under the cap and you would have won a free pop, no websites no loyalty points just turn it right in at the store

How the fuck does that work? I bought a ticket for $16 and per the ticket, it comes with $26 in food/drink credit.

I think i wanna do Titans v Commanders as my away game this upcoming season I know the Titans are getting a new stadium but I can’t pass up a weekend in Nashville, no?

The view for today #nats #brewers

Wtf is a grogu?

Come on, Sherri. Prig has everything to do with anything bad that happens. #MutantLeague

Just take the chip, Bones #MutantLeague

Bones Justice has a concussion? #MutantLeague

With 67 being a thing, i wonder if that’s gonna push people that are 6’6” to say they are 6’7” or if it’s gonna be the other way, people that are actually 6’7” saying they are 6’6” or 6’8”

Someone on bumble swiped right on me while i was watching Mutant League

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

Joe Magician. Is he supposed to be Joe Montana? #MutantLeague

I’m not eating an ear spider. #MutantLeague

Went to the gym for the first time in forever. I feel good