Mustang horse nicotine packets

god has given us permission to not think about the st. louis cardinals on this day

Laurie Metcalf should be on money

General Robert E. Lee at the Battle of Fredericksburg, 13 December 1862:

2026 colorado rockies you have been blessed with the spirit of the 2019 washington nationals

this is the best thing the lonely island ever made which kinda makes it the best piece of art of the century by default

Aníbal Sánchez Pitcher Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2022 ATL - DET - FLA - WSN

i can’t remember what my life was like before claudia martinez

the people that refuse to watch the yankees on principle are missing some high level comedy i fear

andi sullivan wearing the captain’s armband for the spirit tonight ohhh what if i start crying

CJ Abrams' 4 HR against SP making their MLB debut since the start of the 2022 season are tied for the most in the Majors with Aaron Judge, Teoscar Hernandez and Cal Raleigh h/t @EliasSports

if the nats make it to a game above .500 tomorrow i will end up on an elevated surface in navy yard tomorrow night #trust

JAMES WOOD There have now been 3 inside-the-park grand slams in the last 10 years Two of those by Nationals in DC, also Michael A. Taylor 9/8/17

has this made it to the Sports App, Bluesky, yet? I’ve been laughing for hours.

Denvis

if Rob Manfred hadn't fucked up the rules, that 10-run outburst in extras would have happened in the 17th inning at 1:30 am local time as god intended

curtis mead brutally aussiemogs chud metropolitans

I sincerely hope that people in the quotes popping off about the nationals fan base, when these assholes with the sign are almost certainly out of towners to a city that is 95% not this, have called their representatives about ending the federal occupation of a place without representation.

might get a little emotional about my baseball team here idk

Hey guys

the only question we should be asking dc mayoral candidates is who is going to get rid of p*lice week. that candidate will have my vote

the heated rivalry reference

max scherzer 20 strikeout game being exactly ten years ago today anyone else sick to their stomach about the passage of time

are we still doing omens these days

currently listening to punisher on amtrak my pharb era is coming back in such a strong and mentally ill way

i take this phoebe bridgers shit sooo seriously i can’t believe there’s a few hundred people in new mexico that heard graceland too live tonight

phoebe bridgers playing her first show in three years tomorrow i’m about to get #annoying

Coming this fall on CBS: The Medical Examiner.

ever since i got home from boston sunday afternoon i have felt lowkey Nonstop Clinically Insane. what is in the water in that city

i bet if you’re a base it feels so good to get covered by a tarp when it’s raining

trent grisham using choosin’ texas as a walkup song really emphasizes how rare it is to hear a woman’s voice at a baseball game lmao

the giant banners with his stupid fucking face on them are less annoying than the fact that he's made us the city with the highest unemployment rate in the country

Related 15th anniversary

what if it turns out Gronk has the healthiest relationship amongst the main characters of the modern New England Patriots

last season i saw the ducks play at northwestern + rutgers and they put up a combined 90 points so $90+fees for oregon @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social www.edsbscharitybowl.com

DC statehood yesterday

Me when I can’t think of the word “antagonist”

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

#MVPitt for the season finale easy choice

another great outing from miles mikolas

if you get swept by the 2026 washington nationals you die in real life

That, folks, is the Nationals' first sweep in Milwaukee since June 2-4, 2006. The winning pitchers in that series: Ramon Ortiz, Bill Bray and Tony Armas Jr.

prepare to be sick of my ass

*record scratch* you might be wondering how I got here

underrated the funniest part of this whole thing is when austin riley hits the deck lmao

what do you mean jeimer candelario is hitting fourth for the anaheim los angeles angels of anaheim in the big two six

i don’t really care if your favorite mlb team got a baggu collaboration it should’ve happened to my favorite mlb team instead