Lee Child is going to go back to writing Reacher novels himself just for this.

in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes

RED CARD FOR THE KICKER

jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency

I am once again begging Congress for the sake of our Republic to pass a law forbidding law enforcement from wearing military uniforms.

Just as our forefathers set down their plows to pick up muskets so must we put aside our phones and get on the computer

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when whatever you are doing for work is so heinous that sympathy flows right to the obnoxious poster blasting his honda fit's horn as he stays on your ass for like, an hour, you're losing

The future of the Democratic Party is CIA girlbosses and democratic socialists working together to pass broadly similar policies.

anyway i welcome this campaign of regime change in the great commonwealth of virginia

Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

congress as per usual:

Jan. 17, 1776: The people of the New Hampshire Grants—a region disputed between New Hampshire and New York—present a petition the Continental Congress outlining their grievance with New York. The signers protest that New York won’t recognize their valid land titles. 1/2

snake that's roland, the headless thompson gunner. our intel says he's the eternal thompson gunner, still wandering through the night. you might want to try tossing a chaff grenade.

the credibility of the federal govt is currently dogshit on this, so for as long as we have real elections in blue states and cities, there's basically no incentive whatsoever to unwind any sanctuary policies. we'll continue to have a dysfunctional patchwork of grey areas that trap people in limbo.

i want to read the version of Tooze's wages of destruction published in the Wolfenstein universe

Lol. Lmao. Etc.

US rocket launches are now like “okay, so let me Google if SpaceX is involved so I’ll know whether or not to root for it to explode.”

They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.

Me 2025: No kings! Me 2026: Except his majesty Frederik X, King of Denmark. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

It would be funny, if it wasn’t so infuriating, that this is the second time people have elected Donald Trump and then almost immediately been like “wait what the fuck we hate this guy”

Let @senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot gerrymander this

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now THIS is POSTING

Gender affirming care is widely accepted and expected in this country so long as your gender is “worst dude at the gym”

CBS is now the go-to media outlet for the Trump regime to launder their propaganda. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

Tired: Committing fraud, getting a Trump pardon Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

You can’t even do Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil anymore, due to woke.

Kyrsten Sinema guiding me through an MDMA trip is the largest and most obvious "hear me out" for me personally

Every single one of the Democratic caucus, if they're not going to walk out, need to come to SOTU prepared to get zesty

Again, one reason voters in rural areas talk like this about cities & their residents is that GOP politicians use vicious Herrenvolk language about cities & urban residents & there is never any consequence for calling them “sh*tholes” & saying our votes shouldn’t count: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

hockey girl is right

"But now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house today, on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and you ask me to do murder, for money."

It’s not up to CBS. It’s still Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil if we believe it in our hearts

and here i was, eager to begin my weekend with a joyous Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or Donald Trump asking for María Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize, presidents on both sides have asked for—and received—polarizing items.

Jan. 16, 1775: Gen. Washington summons his generals to a council of war on the question of assaulting British-held Boston. The commander is in a more aggressive mood, as he favors an offensive move this winter, a change in his stance during the last war council in the fall when he feared risk. 1/4

We are a year into the regime's war against America and out of 330 million people, not one has yet assaulted a regime thug. They probably laugh at this as weakness, when in fact they should be terrified by the discipline.

Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee

four basic types of cop shows: 1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve 2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes 3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes 4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes

they convinced themselves they were master of the narrative, protagonists of reality, over a 1.5 percent popular vote plurality win amidst massively depressed Dem turnout in safe states

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Frog we don’t have time for this

Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom https://theonion.com/melania-trump-casts-longtime-aide-into-well-of-gloom/

Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Trump’s Military Spending By The Numbers