I've been watching "vintage" episodes of Antiques Roadshow and whenever something has gone down in value since the episode was originally filmed, I cackle.

Favorite movie line that only the real ones will know out of context: "So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice."

Favorite vampire? (ask me again tomorrow and I might say something different)(but not Angel)(never Angel)(except when he was turned into a puppet because that was awesome)

She wants nothing to do with anyone.

This I've made covers ranging from romance featuring abs to horror featuring my hand drawings I would rather see stick figures and child-like scribbles and poorly photoshopped images than AI bs.

It's the time of year where I start feeling Very Jewish and want to be loud about it.

What did Watson and Crick discover? Rosalind Franklin’s lab notes.

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

My wife just said, "I bet that guy was in a lot of *pain*," only she said it in French. Just one more reason why she's the best.

I earwormed myself.

Holefernes had it comin'. He only had himself to blame.

Did women ruin the workplace?

Did women ruin the workplace?

we talk a lot about stormwater management when maybe, sometimes, we just need stormwater comfort.

What’s mopier than Disintegration? The people moping about it

Mahkit Baskit!!!

I think Pen probably does have a gun, some gold plated and pearl handled thing in her hoard (she's a dragon). David doesn't particularly like guns, but he did used to go hunting with his uncle when he was a kid. So, all in all, it wouldn't change the WIP.

Oh hello there 🙃 #art #bats #autumn

Love you, Ms. Jackson, but The Cure *Disintegration* was my first concert. (It was a whole John Hughes movie moment for me, too - love triangle and everything, except I was the Duckie.)

Hey fellow exhausted artists…what are your easiest, low-energy art activities? Looking for ways to be creative while I’m still really sick and tired. ❤️‍🩹

Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US. ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point? If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?

I voted for Full Moon Fever but I'm not mad at how it's going. This was apple cider donuts vs strawberry mojitos - both amazing things and no way to pick which is a favorite.

Long overdue new release. A collaborative full-length with @thegnarrator.bsky.social: hairdryerexcommunication.bandcamp.com/album/no-sta... all free/PWYW digitally, and a few cdr copies w/ 5" lathe cut single are available to buy if that floats your boat.

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

Did Women Ruin the Workplace?

Check this setting—it changed without your consent! I used to get warnings when a user was labeled “rude” but that was turned off by default. Change it!!

Psst, @nicolemwolverton.bsky.social

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

*looks at the entirety of human history* Yes.

We found oyster spiders today during my oyster lab field trip for my Invertebrate Zoology class! These are marine spiders! They have special setae (hairs) that trap air and let them live underwater. #invertebrates #spider

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

The fact that they have intolerance set to warn, but rudeness set to hide just shows you their priorities. They would rather you see people say bad things about trans people than bad things to transphobes.

Attn folks in Delaware, Nevada, New Hampshire, Maine, & Michigan! Your Dem Senators are also getting a LOT of pressure to cut a deal to end the shutdown- by ditching healthcare. Reach out & let them know healthcare must be fixed first! Names & phone numbers below.

Yes. (It depends on the book/author. Sometimes a book is so perfect that it feels like a sequel would ruin it, but sometimes I want to wallow.)

Am I allowed to pick the obscure bands? Or are they randomly assigned?

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

I may have to break up with @jacobsberg.bsky.social. He just said "ew" to Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now." It's yacht rock perfection! (j/k Berg and I are BFFAF - best friends forever and ever)

Not quite sure what to do with this twangy version of RATM that @jacobsberg.bsky.social sent me, but I do know that country music at its roots is very much in line with RATM. Fuck all the dickless flag lickers who ruined that.

The cackle I just let out...

#Novmemeber The story is about a real estate agent who found his fiance in bed with another man and decided to run away and hide from it all to Southern Vermont where he meets (and falls in love with) a dragon princess in disguise who is also hiding from it all.

Crappity crap mood, so I turned on my Yacht Rock station on Pandora. First I got Kenny Loggins. Now I've got Air Supply. Mood officially on the rise. 🎼lost in love and I don't know much🎶

you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?