I just realized that the Appalachia and the Scottish Highlands come from the same mountain range and this explains my weird connection to Scotland SO MUCH

Unwashed suit, perspiration, full diaper and cheap, expired bronzer. If he were a cartoon, we'd have to draw stink waves and flies around him

Somehow YouTube's algorithm thought that I'd enjoy watching a podcast of three Jews talking SHIT about Mayim Bialik and what they call her "narcissistic Zionism" and I'm scared how accurate the algo was Blossom's become a Karen. Hilarious.

OH MY WORD I SAW A WOMAN'S NIPPLE ON BRITBOX

Dear Apple TV+: please bring back your light, fluffy shows like La Maison and The Buccaneers. Your (excellent) current slot of shows require too much...thought.

You know you're from the South when last night's Drag Race lip sync made you get teary eyed. youtu.be/Mb6MHKVxptY?...

STOP MOROCCO WE'RE ALREADY DEAD DAMN

WELP #WorldCup

OH NO broccoli haircuts have made their way to South Korea

CNN, Independence Eve is NOT A THING JESUS CHRIST

OH MY GOD JOEY J IS THE GEN Z JM J. BULLOCK #DragRace

My brain is a wonder. The shit it hangs on to for no good damn reason... youtu.be/vNVguvNE7qc?...

If X-Men 97 picks up where the original left off, why does Jubilee have a different haircut?

Whaddya mean today isn't Saturday?

Jenna Lyons is a guest star on Survival of the Thickest? Oh, I guess she needed the cheque.

Did something major just happen with the soccer? I am hearing a lot of cheering and singing.

What are the sports bra looking things that male soccer players wear under their shirts?

Happy Canada Day

Being chronically ill makes it so hard to make and keep plans. I just want to stay home and sleep

*laughs/cries in Vancouver resident*

If PM Mini Mark says Canada is going to participate in Eurovision does this mean he found funding for CBC to host the Canadian competition to select a Eurovision participant?

Bless CBC for taking the I AM CANADIAN ad back from right wingers youtu.be/6sU6RoGgBvo?...

I'm curious: when were you first taught about Greek or Roman mythology in school and in what state/province/country were you in at the time?

My mom had nine and as number nine, she should've stopped L O N G before

Deity, I've seen what getting some on a regular basis has done for Justin Trudeau, please work your magic on me youtu.be/lsaIKe1pTeo?...

I decided to get out of bed to watch England vs DR Congo and England scored a go ahead point. I'm sorry, DR Congo, it's all my fault.

‘STRAYA! 🦭 www.instagram.com/reel/DYsYmHC...

I’m rooting for Mexico just because of this fan www.threads.com/@meesowcorny...

Afternoon nap is my favourite time of the day

Fellow Canadians, if I packed everything and moved to The Yukon or NWT, would that be insane?

I passed my building's maintenance supervisor who was watching France v Sweden outside the pub and said "Allez Les Blues!" to him. His smile was so big, my maintenance requests should get high priority from now on 🤣

TIL that Amy Poehler's brother has a tv show.

Desert Hearts was on TCM. Wow. Talk about flashbacks. I saw this at my first girlfriend's house. Well, "saw" is putting it loosely. I was just 19 after all.

EEEEEEEEE 😍 youtu.be/z5aFjlB3xFI?...

I’m watching a Gavin Newsome interview where he basically said “I’m done with issues, I just want to win.” and if he weren’t such an oleaginous bunt, I’d have to hand it to him for his honesty.

Aw, not Japan.

What do you mean Tosin Cole is in The Sheep Detectives?!

There’s a yt dude playing an African drum across from my building and there’s never a flamethrower around when I need one

The sidewalk in front of the pub near the grocery store is wall to wall Canadian soccer fans and y'all, if it wasn't for the fact that Bubba needed cat food, I would've turned around and gone back home.

Harsh but fair

This feature from the AJC is making me feel homesick in the most complicated ways. youtu.be/Xdiz-7TQ40I?...

I watched this with my parents when I was 7 years old. Do any of my fellow senior citizens remember this? youtu.be/2aHxL0gTbmQ?...

I can't believe that there are still gay chat phone lines.

Don't hate me. I want to see this. Don't hate me. youtu.be/D2nGbmuR6SM?...

I require comfort so I'm going to binge watch Endeavour from the start.

Jon Ossoff is wearing tight shirts and I think I might actually love politics.

My feet.

I have just encountered the world's perfect song because of the movie Pillion. I thought it was Christine McVie. BOY WAS I WRONG. youtu.be/Lgz9k46o7tI?...

Did anything interesting happen outside the Pride/Not Pride World Cup match?