MERRIN DUNGEY! #TheMorningShow

I swear to god, I've been to a sorority convention where all the advisors, save for me and one geek girl I befriended, looked EXACTLY LIKE THIS

The insanity of using two separate note-taking platforms because I insist on keeping my work and leisure lives, such as they are, separate

An entire season of Slow Horses focused on Roddy is the gift that keeps on giving

Kicking myself for all of the slightly too small clothes I bought because I wanted to be cute for She Who Shall Not Be Named that are now too tight because my insurance won't pay for Saxenda anymore

The struggle of needing a haircut but you're growing your hair out because you want to get braids but you can't afford to get braids right now 😩

Mario Cantone is *exhausting* but so funny. youtu.be/9MlWbFW0KRQ?...

YAY LOOT IS BACK

If I were going to a protest, this is what I would wear

Bright pink cirrostratus clouds were a very welcome sign this morning. So beautiful!

My nail tech is hilarious and feisty and she clearly enjoys regaling me with her latest drama but I think she thinks I’m more hip than I actually am.

Note to self: never read the comments on Bibliocommons titles.

At the risk of appearing deeply uncool, can I say that my favourite D'Angelo song was "Be Here" with Raphael Saadiq?

I wasn’t going interested in the movie One Battle After Another until I saw this. Also, Teyana Taylor’s hair is BOMB www.instagram.com/reel/DOywUtA...

The Falcons are…winning?!

I seriously doubt I’ll ever call that network MSNOW

Binge watching the Norwegian show Pernille which is way better than anticipated and makes me want to learn Norwegian

I don’t like to take pictures of people who are struggling but one of the neighborhood tweakers is getting his ENTIRE LIFE to Michael Jackson’s “Will You Be There” like he’s in church

John Oliver’s going IN on B*ri W*iss!

Canadians, how has Heartland been on for *nineteen* seasons?!

Saw cops on bikes on the seawall and while I still believe ACAB, there’s a loony afoot who is randomly stabbing people. *sigh*

Every neck tattoo I’ve seen recently has the unfortunate effect of making the wearer look like a no-necked monster

TIL that the vast majority of gender-based discrimination in the airline industry was overturned by a bunch of fed up, mostly white women who worked as stewardesses who learned to exploit the then-new civil rights act youtu.be/hAqd-i5cm1U?...

If SNL doesn’t let Amy Poehler do update with Michael Che…

How I’m spending the weekend

Last night I learned about paper embroidery. I don’t need another hobby.

The National Museum in Oslo has a *public library attached* so you can check out really expensive art books after seeing the exhibitions. Plus any other ridiculously expensive coffee table art books you might be interested in 🤯

People who not only cook bacon at almost 11pm but BURN IT are the real villains

I just turned on the Toronto vs Saskatchewan CFL game and Saskatchewan’s new uniforms make them look like muscular bottles of Sprite.

Crying 😭

A sculpted decorated tart? Only when I'm wearing Spanx. #GBBO

Someone PLEASE post a clip of them booing Cathy

Things lesbians say at gay men's bars

I didn't think it was possible but that's too much damn sausage. #GBBO

No more basketball until college basketball starts 😭

A savoury plait? What, a gussied up sausage roll? #GBBO

She's nice and all but I'm just TIRED OF THE ACES DAMN

LOL just say the league has everything fixed for the Aces and be done with it goddamn

Is Diana Taurasi busy tonight? Asking for Mercury fans. #WNBA

Guess I’m turning this game off too #WNBA

The Nation’s Broadcaster (CBC) did a documentary about a Black drag queen. It’s SO NICE to see so many Black queer Canadian people all in one place youtu.be/zy8li7rdPSE?...

I’ve long admired Alexis Ohanian but I like him even more now because he GATHERED Stephen A www.threads.com/@essentially...

It feels VERY October this morning!

My frickin permanent retainer broke AGAIN just a couple of months after having it fixed and I’ll be damned if I pay for the repair.

Y’all, pottery bloopers are so satisfying to watch youtube.com/shorts/K00tr...

I just don’t want TFG to get a Nobel prize, okay?

All my favourite network shows are back but I’m STILL pissed about Doctor Odyssey being cancelled

Awake watching the Nobel Prize for Literature like a good librarian

Marion Cotillard slumming it on The Morning Show makes me sad.

Alyssa Thomas’ arms, torn labrum’s and all 😍