Shook Ed Asner's hand at a bowling alley

Saw a good liz today

Had a dream that Half-Life 3 finally came out

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

In what may be the only truly good thing to have ever come out of Nextdoor, my parents recently rescued this adorable goofball. Meet Gizmo!

I'm proud of this one

Tolkien-ify a movie: THE SARUMAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MERRY ENTZ

You can't even talk shit about Trump anymore because of wake

@lasa.numina.systems On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Bonzi Buddy and 10 is Skynet, please indicate your current position.

Forgot to post this earlier I truly love getting these block notifications

My...podcast?

I have thought on it and prayed about it, and I have decided: I am running to be the next U.S. Senator from North Carolina.

Saw some very cool wild horsies today in the Outer Banks

Camarillo is my home town. These fed pigs are abducting my former neighbors doing backbreaking labor to provide a decent life for their families. I'm not allowed to say what should happen to these nazi fucks.

Direct hit

Here are three pieces of life advice for survival under a government that hates you, from a Native. None of them are going to be the prepper bullshit I see currently circulating around- that's all bad advice, by the way, that one's free.

He made his bed, and now he's laying in it

Oh absolutely would

Hell yeah

Everything everywhere is still shit so here's my MIL's new dog, Patty, who is not shit

I spent 10 minutes outside and the air has murdered me

Much to consider

Everything is really really terrible right now and this video of Bob is by far the best thing I have to offer you to try and take the edge off

Have you heard the good news?

Somewhere between 💪 and 🤌

If I ever run for public office it will be on my Make Drivers Like This Watch While We Crush Their Car platform. Wildly problematic but I believe it's the solution we need.

Somewhere between 💪 and 🤌

🫡

i am so sorry to say i did it again (Andor s2 spoilers)

What the hell are you yelling about?

Morning with Mr. Baby

Morning with Mr. Baby

Not only are the Amazon alphabet soup brand faucets a ticking time bomb of catastrophic water leak risk, they're apparently made from solid lead pipe.

Really hoping we get some top-tier Fondor Haulcraft Content tonight

Saw some very good bumper stickers / magnets today

I'd like to eat the $1900 peanut butter

Oh boy I just got the best ad EVER in Gmail. NIST Standard Reference Material peanut butter and *DOMESTIC SLUDGE* Too bad my birthday just passed!

Oh boy I just got the best ad EVER in Gmail. NIST Standard Reference Material peanut butter and *DOMESTIC SLUDGE* Too bad my birthday just passed!

The evidence continues to mount bsky.app/profile/fluk...

Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

OK so I've always scored very low on self-assessments but then I see this and start thinking I need to take another

Movies you've watched more than six times using gifs & alt text (Hard Mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Dreamin' Bob

Comfy Bob

A battle scarred and wonky eared baby? It's @streetcatadonis.bsky.social's kindred spirit!