my mom spends lots of money on toys for me but my favorite toy is this leather shoelace with knots in it

i played a really funny prank on my dad this morning by laying on the couch where he couldn't see me and then watching him panic trying to find me. it was great

watching my mother vacuum around my litter box as if i didn't put all that litter there on purpose. rude much

i finally got this whole "couch" thing figured out. it turns out i can lay on here whenever i want, confirming my theory that everything in this apartment belongs to me

have you gone exploring today?

hey! what's going on out there?

my mother left me for several days and i was sooooo mad at her but i'm getting over it. don't tell her i forgive her yet though

the paparazzi is always in here taking pics but at least they know my angles

my mother was gone for several hours today. reports from the front line (the other guy i live with) indicate displeasure among the troops (me)

today i heard the worst scariest noise i've ever heard in my life and instead of comforting me, my mother said "it's just a lawnmower" and "look at your silly ears". will the humiliations never cease

hello friends. today i discovered Laying on Mom's Clean Laundry

i could be the mayor. everyone would listen to me

you can take the cat out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the cat 😈

hey! a member of the Adonis extended family in NY! please go get this boy, he needs some love

i stand guard outside the bathroom door whenever my mother goes in there. i'm not sure exactly what she's doing in there but nevertheless i must remain ever vigilant

yesterday i was given some sort of strange device with a bird on it. i am at least 99% sure the bird isn't real but i've decided to attack and kill it just in case

today i spent some time in this paper cave that came with my humans' supper. it smells like chips in here

today my mom was in bed all day. i think she ate some bad wet food? she's lucky she has me here to protect her while she's weak and vulnerable

i don't know where the big guy went but if my mom doesn't bring him back soon we're gonna have words

hey, take a look at this guy! he looks like he could be part of my posse

i was a baby with no home once and i only made it because people helped me. go help these tough babies if you can. the children are our future 🐈

this is my blanket. i never had my own blanket before, and this one's not half bad

i'm from the mean streets, no time for baby talk out there

well. i was guarding the home but there was one (1) ant on the window screen so i had to run away at full speed

hey that's me! i look so cool!

i'm VERY upset and pouting because the mean lady told me i was licking the same spot on my leg too much but i don't think that's any of her business

the lady left AGAIN. she came back with treats for me but i'm still mad at her

i'm on neighborhood watch

it's past my bedtime

i hate mr. purrito!!!!

my mom says i have a little bitty meow but i think its the perfect size for me

one of my favorite things to do is purr and make biscuits. my mom says i'm really good at it because i have big paws and a loud motor

being famous is exhausting

my mom says i have a little bitty meow but i think its the perfect size for me

one of my favorite things to do is purr and make biscuits. my mom says i'm really good at it because i have big paws and a loud motor

i've gotten to experience lots of new stuff! some of it i'm not so sure about but some of it is pretty cool

there's a weird place with lots of water in my new house and it's not my favorite but i can go in there if i want

i hate mr. purrito!!!!

my mother clearly takes me for some kind of fool. i know that fish isn't real

this was the day i met my mom. i had just gone to the mean doctor and he gave me stitches and pain medicine but as soon as my mom came to meet me i made sure to purr and roll on my back so she would fall in love and take me home. and it worked 😈

this is my mom. she's okay i guess, she's a little clingy and always wants to cuddle even though i'm clearly a tough guy 😤

i was hurt bad when they caught me in their trap. i live inside now though and it's pretty cool i guess

can you believe it's my two month anniversary of being an indoor boy?