Proof of life. Off to crawl back into my hole. I am alive @dougdennis.bsky.social

I have been sick and housebound for days and days. No covid, no flu but whatever is going around is awful. Do not recommend 0/10

Another year another boob squishing.

Ahhhh June…

According to my watch I got 3hrs and 15min of sleep last night, not nearly enough at my advanced age. I have gotten so much done this morning, running around this metro that I’m now going back to bed. But first I want to take a moment to appreciate how crispy my shoes are today. 🔥

Just got home from the Rilo Kiley concert and I. Am. Tired

Just got asked if I was industry? With a heavy wink? Anyway my drinks were free

I have agreed to too much socialization through the end of the month and I dread all of it. Can’t wait for a self care day where I just don’t interact with a single soul for an entire 24hrs.

Ready for this week, month, year to be over

I wish I had some lasagna to eat for breakfast

Eerie calm with a storm rolling in? Never been a fan of that 🌪️

Drinking red wine and eating sour patch kids like the classy bitch I am

We love a switch hitter these days.

Those Royals uniforms are so gay 🥰🥰🥰 We love our midwest bisexual kings.

Pete Grathoff from Kansas City Star confirms Royals will be announcing the bisexual city connect jerseys this morning

For the city that's always pushing forward. Forever Kansas City, Forever #FountainsUp

I’m taking my bra off and my pants off and I’ll be on the couch if anyone needs me

At least it’s Friday I can’t imagine having to go to work tomorrow morning.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

You can steal a looking glass, or you could

Since people seem to be extremely into the horse-cake photo...here are his 30th and 31st birthday cakes, and a before-and-after of him eating a slice. There was always singing and sometimes balloons. He died just short of his 34th birthday, a good, long life for a horse. Give the horse cake!

I love when my dogs play weighted blanket on my legs and we all take a nap.

Coffee and ibuprofen 😭

I didn’t pay for a single drink but what a motley crew.

What do you mean there’s no filter????

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE Still love space!

New head of Space Force

Time to peel my eyeballs off and call it a day

It’s Cherry Blossom season and we caught them at the golden hour in DC tonight

@phandy2001.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🥳🥳🥳

Woah. That's ummm a wild choice.

It's a little late to be drinking this Celsius but is it too late?

Yeah we need her back

I guess it's only fitting that the Royals would lose in grand fashion on No Kings Day.

Royals....

Fitting that the first run of the year would be a Salvy Dong

A guy that turned the corner to come down the aisle I was in while looking at his phone almost ran into me and apologized for "almost knocking me down" my response was "you probably would have been the one that dropped" and he was double take shooketh

When did I get so fucking old??

The Aquarium is saddened by the loss of Ghost, the giant Pacific octopus who was beloved by staff, guests, and those who learned about her online. Ghost died on March 24 after entering senescence, the natural end-of-life process after laying eggs.

I’ve got frosted animal crackers, you can’t tell me shit.

I love space so much ✨💫🔭

Some days I am so very grateful for the dental floss I keep in my car

Good news! I escaped!!!

Save me

I’m in the weirdly most religious Dairy Queen I’ve ever been in but I really want a double dipped cone

I said neato tonight that’s how you know I’m drunk

@blackgold83.bsky.social I hate JLC as Dorothy. I hate all the choices I swear Benton was a black man. Like what are they doing??? Nicole Kidman?? Marino is kinda acceptable…