Hi.

Sometimes I wash my face with old school Noxzema just to feel alive.

In Spags We Trust. How is no one covered????

Carney out supporting his wife with a trail run while the guy in the US talks about how DV is actually okay...

Inside you there are two wolves…

Three plays where that Tart shouldn't have made because he should have been tossed out of the game

Knocked down by the guy who shouldn't even be on the field because he threw a punch

That D is penetrating 😮‍💨

Butker goes too far right. That tracks

Throw him out for that shit

Ohhhh Mahomes

Reminds me I have a pineapple to cut up

There’s a reason they practice that 😂😂😂

I hate football

They expected to play flag football Cheffers?

Cheffers is such a bitch

Mr Beast can fuck off

When other women tell you that you smell good >>> One of my favorite compliments because I know that I look like a sewer rat but at least I smell good

I just got my new pickleball paddle and I am pumped for snowbird season in AZ

Philly showing us they actually can spell Eagles tonight

I was away from my recharging station for too long today and I’m exhausted

I was so nice to everyone I interacted with outnin the world today. It's nice to be home where I can peel my face off

So one dog will eat all of it's food and then the 2nd dog cries until I put it's food in the same bowl the first dog ate out of, once that's done he eats all of his food and the first dog comes back and licks the bowl clean. Why are they so weird??? Rhetorical question

What dumb shit have I spent money on lately? Oh you know, just a roomba for my lawn.

Really just want to take my pants off and call it a day

Why is this small child licking the booth across from me? Where are the little dude's parents?

“Go on and go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore”

Very nice with coffee

Alright, let’s give this Dubai chocolate you all keep hyping up a try

Are any Chief fans actually mad about this? I say no.

How is it only 3pm????

Gonna smell so fresh pulling up to the rink next game.

Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.

This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew. They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.

i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free

I had a nice day. I hope you all had nice days too.

how it feels to be alive

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Ignore the bruises I get hit by pucks a lot and somehow they always find the holes in my gear. We are back on our bubble bath bullshit.

Sweating out the last of the sickness

Taking a steaming hot shower and then lying naked under a ceiling fan is one of life’s greatest pleasures

Some amazing cracks of thunder this morning. I’ve been up long enough and think I should be allowed to go back to bed

Shit about to get lit over here for a Saturday night. NyQuil chaser to follow.

For the first time since this week started I feel like I’ll be able to make it through to the end of it. Oh it’s Friday? That checks

Drinking Throat Coat so it’s all over for you bitches…or something like that.

You, me and a bowl of fresh whip cream? (And these fresh berries as a delicious dessert)