Save me

I’m in the weirdly most religious Dairy Queen I’ve ever been in but I really want a double dipped cone

I said neato tonight that’s how you know I’m drunk

@blackgold83.bsky.social I hate JLC as Dorothy. I hate all the choices I swear Benton was a black man. Like what are they doing??? Nicole Kidman?? Marino is kinda acceptable…

I haaaaaate the casting so much.

Lyin' on our backs and counting the stars...

Normalize running away from your life and recreating yourself

Lips as sweet as muscadines

I always think it's crazy when people remember me after a brief meeting. I spent one night here 4 months ago...like how do you remember me? I'm honestly not that memorable.

Goodnight you beautiful people, sweetest dreams…especially you

Might go walk over those mountains and disappear

It's so pretty. 😍

Scarpetta is on Amazon Prime? And if I could explain my love for all the early Patricia Cornwell books....whew boy. Guess I have plans for tonight (I know we hate Amazon)

Having feelings is dumb

Official drunj. Wish you were here

I am getting the hottest fucking tea in this small town

Umm my second glass is a glass and a half. The gals are over pouring HARD

This is a good decision that I'm sure won't lead to a bad decision later....unless...

Sometimes I make really dumb decisions

Sat at the bottom until my lungs hurt

New murder hole just dropped. Meet me on the bottom and we can kiss until we both run out of air

Good morning! I didn't have to change my clock today

Being put in cryogenic sleep would fix me

These dark circles under my eyes are telling me I should take a nap

Resetting boundaries is not rejection

Showing up at Bob Evans’ at 3:00 PM and spending $3.00 to eat unlimited mashed potatoes until they shut down or kick me out would fix me.

Horrible pictures of the eclipse. The first two I took while in bed. The second one is kinda funky. The last one I finally snuck outside to take one. The clouds finally ruined everything

Watching the eclipse while lying in bed. You should absolutely be here

Goodnight all of you beautiful souls. Don’t let this world break you.

I love when it’s the perfect temperature outside and the air feels like nothing. The stars are starting to come out and I just want to lie down on a blanket and spot each new one as it appears.

Enjoying my cocktail hour and the moon looks so cool tonight.

I will give my DoorDasher $20 cash on top of the online tip because I don’t order delivery often and I fucking appreciate you so much. Related note…I just got some Chinese food

Make Darnell Nurse a power forward and let’s move on already

Fine, I’ll put a bra on and go function in society

“Constitution destroyed in plane crash” feels like a VEEP joke that they scrapped for going too far.

PARALYMPICS WEEK BEGINS Good morning sports fans back home in Canada and around the world. Welcome to the quaint town of San Vito di Cadore near Cortina. This is where I’ll be staying throughout the Paralympics. Just four days away from opening day. 50 Canadians competing.

🎶Anxiety keeps on trying me🎶

I made you hashbrowns, please respond

I have the worst headache today. I finally gave in and took drugs

Can I still be jealous of the sheets that touch your skin and the pillows that hear your sighs?

Yes, that will do nicely.

He’s such a chameleon. I think it’s from going to clown school.

Look how mean people are to me on BO7 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Like I know I suck but also I’m old, blind and just a girl

The moon hanging out there being stupid and shit. There’s an eclipse soon isn’t there?

It’s 91 degrees here and it is honestly just a little *too* hot for me

The weight of you sinking me into a marshmallow cloud mattress would probably fix me

My dog wasn’t feeling good last night which meant I had to finally give in and sleep on the couch with him because he wouldn’t let me sleep otherwise. Poor little bub

🎶Anxiety keeps on trying me🎶

Nothing and everything