I enjoy Golden Oreos more than traditional recipe.

I feel like back in the day if Graham Nash was lighting a fire and telling you where to put the flowers, he would call it a vase. Not a vase.

Two roads diverged in a wood, And I stayed home

Good morning, y’all. A little bit of coffee & a Celsius and I think I’m ready to get started.

Might you be interested in some beef flavored potatoes?

The most amazing Harry Hood encore is actually the 4th song of the first set on 11/22/97. 🤯

I used the phrase “boy who cried wolf” to explain a situation today and never felt older.

The grocery store was out of one thing I needed so I need to go to a second store. But not before I take the cold items home first because if I run into a 2nd store of course all the cold items I bought at store 1 will be “rotten” in my brain and I will never eat them k bye

They got some disgusting stuff up in the freezer section of the grocery store

What’s the etiquette on someone parking with their drivers side door next to my drivers side door before I’ve gotten out of my car? There’s lots of spots. Now it’s a game of chicken on who opens their door first to avoid slamming the doors into each other?

I lost the Wordle today. I may slink back into retirement.

Little one right on my back patio

I would obviously defer to @rocksolver.rocks & @antmanisannoyed.bsky.social but I think Frosted Flakes is in the inaugural class cereal HOF. It paved the way for the true class of “junk” (complimentary) cereal. Like, you could convince your grandma to move off of bran to mmmmaybe FF. #Thankful

Someone said frostee flakes 3 or 4 times and I feel like I deserve a 🥇for not yelling “IT’S FROSTED! THEY’RE FROSTED FLAKES!!!”

Shenanigans is a great word. I remember back in high school when people would do dumb shit we’d call it Shenanos

I haven’t been to Kohl’s in a hot minute and my arm is all Weir(d) trying to get the whole shirt in the pic, but I have got to buy this right?

My parents are traveling & my mom was supposedly a PISTOL last night because “we had to drive through the city of Atlanta!”. I want to text this morning and make a joke but this could be the epitome of “too soon” and my poor dad is just taking the brunt of the situation.

Good morning, y’all. Just something to sit with and ponder. What is one thing you could do today that’s different from the way you’ve always done things?

I only eat rolos in threes

This is my second post of 2026 about urinal cakes

I’m keeping a keen eye on this

Whooo, the pattern out here looks like a setup for afternoon/evening thunder-boomers

Someone please suggest a Mike’s Groove for me. I need to be energized.

12:34 yeah buddy

Brah, my heart ain’t in this shit. Please just get me to a reasonable time in the afternoon where I can call it a day.

If you have a client that put out an RFP with a deadline of noon Monday (today), is there any advantage or disadvantage to sending it to them at 11:55am? I have thoughts on this but want to crowdsource.

I have a neighbor who runs a gym out of his garage. I’m sure he’s licensed. Nice guy. That said, he trains with a whistle & that sound carries. Morning, noon, and night. 😐

Good morning, y’all. Today’s Wordle was difficult but my streak improved to 17 days.

Good evening.

I’m going to try to see Santana & The Doobie Brothers this week.

This little feller was trying to hide from me.

Happy Birthday, @isleschick.bsky.social . I hope next work shift everyone respects every last rule of the library and honors the correct closing time.

I could write 8,000 words about Poison’s ‘Fallen Angel’.

When it comes right down to it, C.C. DeVille had some licks, man.

Tremendous quiet morning w/ coffee tune.

Good morning, happy summer, and have a Jim dandy of a Sunday.

Sometimes you just have to get up and physically remove yourself from a sitch

I am going to repeat. I wish I had the ability to truly chill.

Do you have any Grateful Dead songs you swear you don’t like & truly believe in your heart you don’t like it but you consistently love the jams and tell yourself it’s a one-off? But there’s tons of them?

Good morning, y’all. I think it’s Saturday.

Check it out @msmeredith.bsky.social ! It looked like a pinwheel as I was walking up to it.

Yesterday felt a little Fridayish and 2day feels Sundayish

You ever put the milk in the pantry and the cereal box in the fridge?

I just did my morning run in the afternoon. Way less bueno.

I had to pop into this Panera right quick and they played Ripple > Harvest Moon 🤌🏼.

Good morning, y’all. Happy Friday.

Throwback to when I was 9 and my bedtime was before it was dark this time of year. I’ve come full circle.

They must have gotten a lot of letters because I just got my first good batch in months.

Howdy y’all. For the last hour I thought today was Friday. 🤦🏻‍♂️

This little one has its work cut out for it crossing a big asphalt road.