I love sleep so much

I was eating super sour Scandinavian swimmers and unbeknownst to me a lock of hair from my bangs was in my mouth and I chomped and matted super sour Scandinavian swimmers into my hair

If you’ve got these bb’s you can make magic.

Earlier this morning I was contemplating the origin story of toast. There’s no way it’s as simple as someone dropping bread into a fire because it would burn. Would love to know who discovered/invented toast.

Alternating between doing a good job at work to try to help people but also not giving a fuck because companies don’t care about you at all and what are we even doing anyway?

Coming up with a good HBD post for @msmeredith.bsky.social is ha- difficult for me. So, I’ll just say thank you for teaching me the word ‘ripshit’ & a lot of other stuff (stuff). Most of all: Thank you for being my friend. Wishing you pizza with no cheese (weirdo). Happy Birthday, m! 🥳🎉🎂🍕

Sorry if I didn’t get back to you on here. I was out and about and I have Verizon. 🙄🙄🫠

The biggest cellular network in the country has been down for 6 hours and counting and we don’t know why. NBD.

Aight. I’m out for a hot sec. Gotta cool my jets. ✌🏻 (I’ll be back in 23 mins probs)

I’m sitting in a completely different room than my work laptop cause fuck it

Since Verizon is down please admit it if you call crayons “crowns”. Tell the truth.

POAST as though cellular service for Verizon is DOWN!

🎶Sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS🎶

Home WiFi allows me to stream and POAST (also Verizon). Other than that, kaput.

Does anyone think the timing of the Verizon outage is just a coinkee dink? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Work call didn’t go great. There is a disconnect with my boss who is 3,000 miles away. He always says he’s thankful to hear the trials and tribulations. I suggest action that never happens. You want to run a company you’re gonna have to support your people on the ground. Vent over.

25 mins until my work zoom = 1 hour and 25 mins until I close my laptop for the day.

I always think about this, but I don’t think I’d go back in time if I could because then I’d have to re-live everything from then until now.

Have a work zoom at 1pm that I need like a hole in the head. Gonna have this soda pop now.

Places I’ve stayed on the Las Vegas strip. Some more than once. MGM Signature, Flamingo, Venetian, Palazzo, Treasure Island, Mirage, Park Las Vegas, Aria, Linq, Vdara, Caesar’s Palace, Rio, Cosmopolitan

I watched Pulp Fiction for the first time in 15-20 years and DEFINITELY for the first time sober. Holds up in case you were wondering. Say what again.

I love Krusteaz baked items out of a box. Chocolate chip & Cinnamon swirl are the goats but their blueberry and banana nut is nothing to sneeze at.

Billy 🫶🏻 Virginia. Charlottesville, Portsmouth, & Roanoke.

Good evening, y’all. These days are doozies.

This jawn was a banger for a hot min. 🎶Never gonna get it never gonna get it, Never gonna get it never gonna get it

Helth

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau

These are Devine

Anxiety about nothing at all. Wonderful.

4:44

I think the best guitar players I’ve seen live that aren’t jam or jam adjacent are: Vince Gill, Frusciante, and Brad Paisley. (BMFS, Mayer, Trucks, Betts, Haynes, Reynolds are all jam adjacent for this exercise)

11:11

We’re probably in the last week of general “Happy New Year” salutations. Especially considering how the first 12 days of the year have gone.

My workout selection this morning. This The Eleven was awesome. Quick Dark Star, even quicker China Cat,The Eleven, into Lovelight. This whole run of songs was like one piece. @msmeredith.bsky.social

I texted my mom happy birthday and she only responded in emojis.

5:55

Pre-coffee. Self taught, no lessons. Thank you very much, Pop! Wordle 1,668 4/6 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I was just going to say that I bet tomorrow is just another manic Monday which is unbelievably my second post about The Bangles in 2026.

Cinnamon sugar and warm melted butter

No cuts no butts no coconuts

Man, I can’t do anything a little bit.

🎶Baaaaaabyyyyyyyyy, I'm hot just like an oven

I haven’t been eating carbs but I just had sour Scandinavian swimmers and I’m going to make myself a meatball sub. #SelfCare

I just put my right lat at risk by taking a grocery bag with 2 items out of the passenger seat across the console and out my driver’s side door instead of getting out of the car to remove the bag out of the passenger side like usual.

I just gave a stranger a fist bump walking into this big box retailer because we are both wearing shorts in this cold as shit wind signifying “yes we need stuff from the store but I’m too lazy to put pants on”. No words needed to be exchanged.

I would probably pay $100 to never see the Bradley Cooper Uber Eats commercial ever again.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a pic of the band.

In Bobby’s words … “I gotta say, I don’t grieve all that ferociously about anybody’s passing. I had two sets of parents and they’re all gone now. And all the rest of both my families grieved heavily, some of them grieved heavily, and I just don’t do that. I just carry them with me.