I just accomplished 1,000 consecutive days of running at least 1 mile.

Multiple shots fired. Zero injuries? Suspect detained. Photo exists. No photos of any blood are circulating. We were told Renee Good was a threat.

Related: When we were like 19 we went to Myrtle Beach & made “fuck it” shirts which were white tee shirts that we wrote “fuck it” on the front in sharpie & on the back we made tally marks for every drink we had. Real cool-guy stuff. I think I still have mine somewhere.

Reminiscing abt a fishing trip w/ 10 buddies. Major pre-plans on who brings what. A driving friend volunteered to get the shit beer we’d drink all day on the boat. I told him to start w/ 400. He didn’t, & we ran out on day 2. The lead ripped him a new one. “Andy said 400!!!” & made him go get more.

I’m moving Kit Kat up in my candy on ice cream rankings

I will say it makes me a little sad that nobody gives 2 shits when I talk about reels

We used to go to this bar in the 90’s called Hero’s that still had one of these bad boys.

Phish play Back in the Bubble 2nite @mike-gordon.com

So many sneezes during that lawn mowing

Get dat Hormuz EZ Pass

🎶Stiiiiiillll Waiting

I hope Billy is doing OK with the injury recovery

On my run this morning I saw a lady wearing a shirt that said ‘Vintage ‘73’. Just now I saw a different lady in a different part of town wearing the exact same shirt only it said ‘Vintage ‘86’. What does this mean????!!????!!

I just ran into someone from a past life leaving a public restroom. It was so awkward. Hey! Hey, what’s up man how you doin? Good! Good! Walked away.

$3.39 for a medium fountain soda

Hormuz be like

And also we used to be able to drop our friends off the top of a teeter totter with zero consequences

Brah we had parks with metal merry-go-rounds that could spin 50mph and it was just honor system use it however you like for any kid aged 4 thru 19

I am once again having chips

Truth

I been alllll fired up today. Whoooooo 🔥

I will passive aggressively walk past you through the manual push doors if your group is walking 4 wide too slow taking your time through the automatic doors looking at your phones

If you’re in the urinal cake business in 2026 you gotta do better than having your product smell like mint Skoal long cut

Brah I filed my taxes on 4/13/26. I owed 3x as much in federal than I am getting back for state. I paid. Still haven’t got my state return. This system is fucked.

I didn’t realize that Chuck Woolery hosted Wheel of Fortune before Pat Sajak

I am this child

This place is broken again, isn’t it?

Throwing away the 420 dated milk carton and opening the May the Fourth one.

Gregg Allman

Do any of y’all know if BillyBase is permanently down? I know about the controversy a while back but I thought they’ve come out the other side. Is there a better place to log attended shows?

vibes r off today

There was a dude dressed in American flag gear at the polling place responding to a “vote yes” pamphlet lady that Dems are trying to steal the election! You also know what it means when you see American flags on big trucks. But I’m the bad guy for staying seated during the national anthem.

Voted in Virginia. Retaining my right to bitch.

Buttered bagel w/ cinnamon sugar

From Billy’s IG

I gotta shed some lbs

Seems appropriate 🤙🏼

A couple of days ago I broke my second to smallest toe. Me and Billy just out here breakin’ bones in Virginia. Solidarity, fellow rad dude.

I’m 90% sure we got the gist about Billy, but still waiting for an official statement to make sure he’s OK. Just an initial statement. Not about when he’s gonna play next, etc. I understand the delay to get ducks in a row, but just something to know he’s alright.

I’m so tired because I’m so old and not used to staying up until 2am.

I wanted to get a Billy Strings lighter but at no point was the merch line worth standing in.

The dude out of his mind on shrooms, weed, and countless beers predicted War Pigs encore and I said The Beginning of the End.

I have RBF today

It’s 47 degrees and I just saw a shirtless (male) try-hard on my run

I hereby proclaim that today is the day for ain’t shit. Do with that what you will.

Cold rain (no snow)

There was a dude at the urinals in flip flops at the Billy Strings show @halleycomet3.bsky.social

The building in C’Ville was fired up for the Billy encore that didn’t happen

I just woke up

Just got home and trying to catch up on what happened. I hope Billy is ok.