Why do they even make stuff and try to be like: “11 servings per container” ?

I just wanna keep snackin’

Not one time did I ever get used to the last time change. I just went to bed an hour earlier all winter. My life boutta be unaffected by spring forward.

I’m just sitting here charging my phone while listening to The Highwaymen.

These taste mid on first bite but if you power thru they get better and better.

I am not normal. Carry on.

I wonder where the saying “sometimes I just throw my hands up in the air!” Came from? Like, I know it means I give up or whatever, but why? It could just as easily be like “I’m gonna tap my foot 3 times!” It’s wild what sticks & is accepted.

This is what I saw in the mirror this morning after my late night with the tub of ol’ honey roast.

Harm, schmarm. When I see this clock all I think of is Back to the Future.

This is what I saw in the mirror this morning after my late night with the tub of ol’ honey roast.

It’s too early for this shit but I’m gonna go on my run. Back in about 15 min.

I guess I won’t be going to any Phish shows this year because I’m only going places I can walk, run, or bike to.

Tonight is the last night for quite awhile that it will be dark before 7pm. So happy about that.

Good morning, y’all.

I wonder who originally came up with honey roasted peanuts

I get so agitated when it takes me 4 or 5 handfuls to switch the wet washed clothes into the dryer.

I forgot all about SOS steel wool. That used to be our family jam for hand washing dishes. Even the fancy jawns with the built in soap.

Last night I was flipping around and there was a movie or show on from the early 1970’s. In it, there was a teacher in their 20’s who was single. They had a nice car & lived alone in a single family home with a lawn. It’s sad that this stuck out.

I meant to tell y’all that I watched the pilot episode of Three’s Company last night.

Something tells me we aren’t getting the Valdese Phish debut at Sphere.

Melted peanut butter bagel glistens.

Technically, what we eat is Popped Corn. Popcorn the style of corn. As a seed or in the husk.

Hope everybody is doin’ good.

Yo, the Big Arch launches tomorrow but some locations got an early release. If you hit one up lmk how it is.

Snapple in a glass bottle jawn where the lid popped & usually had a message underneath like a fortune cookie

I didn’t buy this. I just took the pic to post. I’m really mad at myself rn. I wish I had fudge rounds ice cream.

It’s snowing. 🫥

Morning run ✅. Have a good day y’all.

I want to watch Days of Thunder now. 2 days in a row I made a nascar post. Am I turning into NASCAR Phandy?

I bet greedy granola companies have a special machine that fills the bottom half of a new bag with dust and keeps good clusters at the top.

A super strange thing that has always stuck with me. I have watched exactly ONE nascar race on tv in my entire life. It was the 2001 Daytona 500 where Dale Earnhardt died. I watched the entire race. I still think about this.

I need these honey roasted peanuts like a hole in the head.

Good morning, y’all.

I’ve done a lot of complaining about shrinkflation but credit where it is due. The fun size bag of original sour patch kids actually has decent portion size. Pleasantly surprised. That is, indeed, fun.

bb art on bb easel

I turn 48 next month and I still run up and down the stairs instead of walk.

I remember one time I saw a post that said something like 6 tortilla chips in a circle makes a full tortilla. That visually made sense. Then I thought about what a goblin I am at restaurants with bottomless chips and salsa like “lemme just eat 17 full tortillas before I order my main dish, plz”.

Good evening, y’all. It’s last light here at 6:17 and the clocks spring forward very soon. Can’t get here fast enough!

I’m testing if this thing works yet. Who on here really thought The Hoff was a dream boat? Be honest.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Nobody had more fun than Napoleon bowling in Bill & Ted’s.

Bluesky is way glitched for me. Way.

This is such a comical amount of cheese. I had to share. DONT JUDGE MY $1.29 Celeste PIZZA! #Shrinkflation

Geese be takin’ their damn time to cross the street at their leisure.

One of the best guitar intros of all time by a guitar god is featured in a song that is briefly about custom kitchens.

I had a 35 day Wordle streak that ended a few days ago and I haven’t played since because I’m still bitter.

My little art on a bb easel.

Divided sky, the wind blows high