“i made the difficult decision to accept the head coaching position at lsu” is unintentionally extremely funny

Something that I was reminded of this weekend, apropos of nothing, was the time (before I got there) that Lane inspired the Vanderbilt student newspaper to rank SEC coaches this way

Today's NFL slate is the turkey carcass.

Brick 🥶

Go birds

Going home after a clopen

when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

Duh.

Don't think I can handle another month of that Pete Davidson Verizon commercial. And I actually like Pete Davidson.

Second this. Great movie.

Watching some SNL channel and Cecily Strong doing Sarah Koenig is such specific nostalgia. Everyone listened to Season one of Serial.

Eating Chinese food in the waiting room is definitely a choice.

And also this is terrible sexting. Ew.

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS

The timeline is nostalgic today.

I hope this is real.

I'm still laughing that all these Rs sold their soul to the devil and Mamdani just walks up and trump is like a fan boy.

Has anyone checked the weather in hell?

And the gifts just keep on coming!

I haven't seen an older guy this smitten by a youngster since Bill Belichick went to his girlfriend's cheerleading competition.

That was so weird. What kind of voodoo magic did Mamdani do in there?

Seeing Mamdani with Trump gives me the ick.

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

God, what a punchline

Josh Allen gaining twenty yards horizontally.

NOT PRAS

I couldn't love this more.

Local ABC news in NYC talking about Dick Cheney's funeral, and where I've heard/seen outlets refer to trump and vance as "not attending," ABC said they "weren't invited."

This is one of my favorite bands. RIP

Missed Mike Miller coming to my job but my boss was on it. #GoGators ❤️

Can a reporter bring a printout of this to Mike Johnson's next press conference, and when you ask him about it and he claims that he hasn't seen it, you just hand him the printout?

Someone is running against Hakeem Jeffries??

I was never an optimist but I used to be a realist. Now I'm just a pessimist. If anyone tries to tell me karma is a thing I will fight you. Even if Trump came to the most tragic end he lived a full life escaping any consequences. There is no karma. Shitty people get rewarded. That's where we are.

Seems reasonable.

To be fair, can't understand why anyone would want to be a journalist or a politician if you have to sell your integrity for it. Although the people selling it never had it in the first place so...

Gotta be tough to be a journalist. And y'all afraid of a senile piece of shit.

I'm also furious at it. I am a bartender and work around rich people and if anyone even came close to disrespecting me like that you either get him out or fire me. Intolerable.

Never give up on your dreams. There's a guy on the Lakers who was in the G-League at 40 years old and now he's playing with the real team! 🙏

I hate that piece of shit more than words can express.

I promise you if anyone said this to me I would absolutely and instantly lose my shit. Fire me. It's worth it.

I can't imagine being hated so much and just ignoring it. I see a lot of people who don't read the comments. I always read the comments. Lots of those people suck, but if enough of them are saying the same thing, I would think about it.

Looking at the college basketball schedule and Fort Lauderdale has a college??

Just saw someone wearing this on the subway and I think I need one.

Did they put more tacky gold in the White House for this visit?

*googles cloudfare*

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

The thing about these scumbags is this shit is so normalized in their circles that they see this sort of thing as exonerating. Like “oh, this is a normal thing to do as a guy in your 50s when you move your teenage girlfriend out of her parents house.”

Everyone is downplaying that Mar-A-Lago is a vector in the Epstein pipeline so it’s good to point this out

Finally addressing the important issues.