For decades now I've been able to tell when there's a trans in my bed.

Wait, if it's reversible does that mean it can also firm up meat that's too soft to be usable?

Anyway, who’s the globalist cuck who made Mike Pence vice president? What a RINO fool that person must be.

More of this, please, Canada!

The World's Most Interesting Kitten: "I don't always thrash the Christmas lights into a tangle, but when I do..."

The Pam Bondi Trump/Epstein Files Coverup Enters A New Phase! All the transparency we've come to expect from Pammy Jo. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/the-pam-bo...

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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

"That woman with the camera is back. I hate that featherless freak." "Whooo--?"

This slogan is almost a tautology and is thus of incredibly limited usefulness. I would assert instead that no society's **wellbeing** has ever increased by government restrictions on what books its citizens may read. Be bolder, libraries. We need you.

Sure, those things are bad. But that framing makes the real harm being done to marginalized communities an afterthought, and gives centrist liberals permission to ignore the illegal kidnapping of immigrants, cultural genocide of trans people, and many other civil and human rights violations. 😡

"Grifty Spice"

I must say that she is delicious.

"Just look at how short the scenes are! I guarantee you I spend a lot more than 2 minutes in the 'penalty box'."

The holy rite of sparagmos must dismember the old year that the new year may live!

For shame, Seth. For shame.

@rascal.news's AI policy!

This does, in fact, work. It works even better when the person is invested in listening to you and making sure you're doing well. This is why I always advocate cis ppl fuck trans ppl. It's hard to have a sexual r'ship w/o actually learning something about each other, which works out well for us.

I trust Christian "Awakenings" as much as I trust red-and-white polka dot mushrooms.

Okay, my 3rd try, but I think this really is my wokest: Corporations are not ppl and have no constitutional rights. They're created by law and law can give them as much or as little power & privilege as society might prefer. If ppl don't like the package of bennies & drawbacks, don't start a corp.

I've written about cancer twice already this week, once about an experimental treatment mode employing anaerobic bacteria to induce infection in solid-tissue tumours, once to talk about the emotional experience. But I know little about CS, so this time I'll just let the link speak.

One change we absolutely must make is a concerted effort in education to teach privileged people that just because they think or feel something does not make that thought or feeling original, objective, or valid.

I'm sorry, but wasn't proper citation procedures an issue for some Black woman at an Ivy League school at some point? Like, got congressional hearings & shit? Probably congress will be on this as soon as they convene in January.

3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!” me: “that’s true!” 3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?” me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”

I know a lot of people think that dogs pushing buttons to "talk" to their ppl are cute, and even those who don't think it's fine to set up these button-boards bc they can't really do any harm. But that's not true. Allow me to show you the horrifying damage those button-boards have wrought:

@lenoresoleil.bsky.social Could you put your Hexed website in your bio? I want to make it easy to share it with folks. Thanks.

I burn with rage for the GOP and their policies. I would not consider bashing the Dems nearly so important if the GOP wasn't so bad. Thus it's literally BECAUSE I'm mad about the Republicans that I care enough to yell at Dems about whom to nominate.

i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical

Looks like @aiweirdness.com.web.brid.gy has been up to some funny business.

The US media got lots of practice ignoring the bombing of weddings under Bush & Obama.

In this case we're talking trans folks, but I think it's important to know that the phrase "nothing about us without us" came from interracial - but mostly black - South African dis/ability activists working together in defiance of apartheid. Crip culture is everywhere from the Vaal to the Ob.

So. Dumplings. You know dumplings. I know dumplings. We've all eaten dumplings in at least some of their many incarnations. Knish to pierogis to bao. But I ask you good people, in all earnestness: there are all these dumplings everywhere, but where have you ever seen a full-sized dumple?

people want to get rich selling goods, but the real money is in unselling bads

The only radical idea that anyone has ever had is accountability for people with power. All else is mere reform.

Oh, I've been considering. I've been considering.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Please note that Sergeant Foreman was teaching a class called, "Human Trafficking." The sergeant was NOT teaching a class called "Don't Human Traffic." We say this as some ppl were implying the sergeant was guilty of hypocrisy, a charge which is grossly unfair to a man only guilty of kiddie porn.

Support your local bookstore. They're still selling queer books while big stores are quietly removing us from the shelves.

Signifying nothing, I am quite sure.

Think I have conclusively demonstrated that the search tool for the limited release Epstein Files published so far by the Justice Department does not work

Taylor swift made this point a couple times over in The Man.

If you're a white trans person and you doubt the need to fighting racism to win yr liberation, click through here. The tactics they use against BIPOC (in this case refusal to accept valid birth certs & ID) legitimate their use against white trans ppl -- and vice versa. Fight racism, for all of us.

And just like that, SFWA capitulates. Keep fighting. It works.

This is a huge deal. Even in East Van food costs are higher than in the states. Prince Rupert they're higher still, & the rural interior they are SUPER high. We have a white government that legislated away traditional hunting rights but has not met its obligation to provide replacement food sources.

"You cannot operate the features. That's impossible. All you can do is recognize the truth." "What truth?" "There are no features. Then you'll see that it is not the software that works. It is only yourself."

I'm going to guess anyone saying this actually wasn't alive in the 70s. Most trans people when they transitioned had to go stealth which was cutting ties with family and friends and moving to somewhere where folks had no idea they were trans. Society in the 70s rarely accept trans people.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

After decades living a double life with an alternate identity as Keele Uni prof Richard Stephens, I have finally published my research and can reveal my secret. I am sorry to those I have deceived, but it was necessary for the benefit of @wonkette.bsky.social and her flock of cussmouths.

I am rubbing my hands together plotting to subvert the plutocracy using guile and evil then supplant our current malevolent regime with a transocracy that rules through the tempting power of evil samosas. But only when I'm not baking bread, writing, or playing Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes or Civ6.

You can never go wrong with a half dozen bagels or a sheet of focaccia.