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For i (1 to pizza) { blob; grow (blob); call knead (blob, pancake); slather (pancake); sprinkle (pancake); burn in fire (pancake); }

We live day after day without accountability. But it's also important to note that we live year after year, decade after decade, and generation after generation without it. Accountability for the rich and powerful, when it occurs, is only to others who are rich and powerful. That must change.

1/x This is a good observation. It's a human tendency to measure the insult by its ingenuity. In part this is bc we also have a tendency to be inured to things we see all the time, and in part it's bc we think that a really novel insult must have required time to invent.

I never followed Will Stancil. No one I follow reposted Stancil much. I really have no idea how good or bad a human being Stancil is, at least not from direct evidence. This being the internet it is likely some ppl give Stancil more shit than he deserves. That said, "Gamergate" is ridiculous.

Great gods of guacamole, this is so true.

Corporate death penalty and jail time for the responsible corporate officers.

How is it that dogs are able to remain giddily boopulous in the most trying of times? This dog. She's out there just running boopulously wild bc she doesn't know which squirrel to chase. An abundance of riches and always someone to open the door and let her back in if it rains. She has it made.

For context, it's 1 year in jail the 2nd time a trans person uses a bathroom in Idaho without assaulting anyone or doing anything in the bathroom that isn't exactly what you're supposed to do in the bathroom. Cis child rapists: 6 months Trans ppl who are alive: 1 year

Go. See. The. Owls. Take your kids, if any. Drive from Minneapolis if you have to. Any chance to see owls up close is more than worth it. That first time I realized that hawk voices are sharp but owl voices are round and soft not bc they're gentle but bc they're stealth murderers: that was WOW.

I went to many games in the Fire's 3 seasons of existence from 2000-2002. I'm with the Thorns: it's fantastic that the fire are back. Also, with all due DISrespect to Chicagoans: We're gonna kick your butts tonight. (That's what expansion franchises do, right? Win a lot?)

So there was a tv show recently that I was thinking about maybe trying out this weekend, but I can't remember what it's called. It's an acronym for "Person nobody cares about" or something like that. It's about two normies who get recruited for a spy mission bc no one would believe they're spies?

If I had a nickel for every adult I've met that I didn't have sex with, I'd have, like, 7 nickels.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

#WNBAHighlights Jade Melbourne pokes the ball away, dives for it, hits the leg of the opposing player. Melbourne's dive has her landing on her face, the hit causes the OP to land on Melbourne's head, and Melbourne gets up, picks up half a tooth from the floor, hands it to her coach, goes back out.

For context, it's 1 year in jail the 2nd time a trans person uses a bathroom in Idaho without assaulting anyone or doing anything in the bathroom that isn't exactly what you're supposed to do in the bathroom. Cis child rapists: 6 months Trans ppl who are alive: 1 year

Yup. We're still a white supremacist nation, but I'm so glad I can hear this.

@wyden.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @merkley.senate.gov Schumer is literally fighting harder for UFO files than against a racist SCOTUS, a murderous CINC, and an anti-democratic wave of fascism sweeping across the country. When do you replace him? I'd like to know, please.

Fuck yeah.

Marina Mabrey had to brush her hair out of her face 3 times in the last 40 seconds of play. She's not the first. I love #womenshoops and as a result I hate sexism even more, seeing how women are socially pressured to keep their hair long it literally interferes with their jobs.

@nytimes.com If you don't fire the people who make things up, you are, by definition, tolerant of journalists making things up. I wonder how far you will let your reputation collapse before you care.

2016: Black students complaining that dehumanizing language on campus and in the media is dangerous 2016-2026: cancel culture hysteria, these students are whining about nothing 2026: Black people losing the right to vote on a state-by-state basis ANYONE WANT TO REVISE THEIR ASSESSMENT?

There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.

Just so we understand.

Feeling right at home

Rupert is an ordinary, unassuming fighter of fascism by day, but few people realize that by night he flies a fully restored P-38 Lightning behind enemy lines, dropping care packages of biscuits, blankets & bones to immigrant doggos who can't go to work while ICE is on the streets.

Sorry for having great tits and perfect opinions

Reposting this separately bc I'm not allowed to quote post from the acct that originally ran it. 1st reason is to add alt-text, because alt-text is sexy and gets you free mango smoothies anywhere on earth 2nd reason is to say: Wait until this person learns it's possible to eat men's asses!

Let's not forget that the more visible we make ourselves, the more they have to police the cis people who violate the stereotypes of one bigot or another. Cis folks: if you hurt each other bc you hate trans ppl who are doing nothing to you, maybe you should kill hatred instead of humans.

I'm glad to see T, NB, & other gender-rebellious folks get elected. That's progress. And as I've said about electing Black GOP women, even if they're terrible, seeing them exercise power still expands voters ideas of who can lead. But never gonna have Ross over for tea. No racism in trans spaces.

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I watched it. Strong recommend.

That's why Kaepernick was screwed from the start. He was a good but not great QB who could easily be replaced. But he stuck to his morals when others wouldn't and deserves mad respect for that. He knew what would happen and he did it anyway.

Do you know how glorious you are? You are the magnificent gift of the old gods, all iridescent wings and lethal talons. Fire smolders in your belly and compassion burns in your soul. You are shelter for the weary and vengeance for the broken. You are glorious and I love you so fucking much.

100 years from now people who have never owned a 2-D television are going to show this to their niephlings the way I used to show my nieces and nephews Marlene Dietrich in a tuxedo knocking an entire room on their asses.

Just to be clear conservatives were always racist. The ones in the democrat party just value money a little bit more

Maddie had some good advice for us all, too!

8 year olds, under attack! What'cha gonna do? STAND UP FITE BACK!

Biggest compliment of the day!

Danielle Smith Needs You To Shut Up About The Voter Database Scandal youtu.be/fbKiBUKTZKk

Over the last 30 years, the Dems haven't done a lot for anyone, and certainly not for their base. There was a lot of noise about health care, and we got the ACA. There was also noise about queer issues. But after SCOTUS validated marriage, I think there's nothing left the base & party both want.

Louisiana GOP is obviously & severely harming the public by nullifying the election of Calvin Duncan but also my jaw dropped, when researching, seeing how much Governor Jeff Landry and Attorney General Liz Murrill are like 'fuck this one Black man in particular' ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Transphobic people are always trying to convince me, a trans person, that I should hate Muslims because they hate queer people, but Muslim people are kind to me at higher rates than Christians are. I will not be coerced into hating people just as downtrodden as me.

I should first clarify some basic facts: — The Met Gala is a fundraising event that supports the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute. — The Costume Institute preserves historical garments, curates public exhibitions, and educates people on how clothing reflects and shapes culture.

If you want to know how Berkeley ended up with gangs of library nerds defending their turf with spoken word shouted across street corners, it's this. This is why. "Amontillado, the Escalade of wine, Bricks up my thoughts, imprisons all my rhyme." You're 14, Clarence. You don't drink. This is hell.

The thing is, my assumptions are good and real and true and would never lead me astray.

With Thomas, obviously the money and status is probably the primary factor, but everything about his known behavior in his younger years says that he absolutely fucking hates women. That always seems to be what has drawn in MAGA-aligned no-white men. That and homophobia.

To really lift the spirits of others, you have to be able to laugh at yourself. And to do that you need the right foil who can make fun of you to your face without pissing off the audience and ruining the charm of the scene. These two are perfect for the job.

While I haven't seen @wyden.senate.gov or @merkley.senate.gov punch left, I think it's also disqualifying that they don't challenge Schumer. The ML's entire plan has been "Let Trump do evil, then bask in a favorable comparison" instead of, y'know, DOING GOOD AND BASKING IN THE FAVORABLE COMPARISON.

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