asking claude if it can fuck off and die

yesterday was Farron's first birthday so I took these two to a huge park behind a church and ran them ragged. they loved it.

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I can't believe the McDonald's CEO fucked their new burger live on Twitch.

I'm having a blast with my master gardener program lately. in a couple weeks I get to help people with pruning apple trees and I'm also taking a cut flower growing/floral arranging class in April.

one of my dreams in life is to witness a dog who has just stolen some sausage links from a butcher running down the street with it hanging from their mouth, flapping in the wind behind them as they run.

I dont wanna work anymore today I just wanna hang out with my dogs and play video games

im the dirt wife in case you all didn't know

Yeah this is the one

that's fine, I'm shaming them right now

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

I owe taxes I'm pissed 😤

windows 13 will not be an operating system it will be a curse that must be lifted

they bombed a school full of little girls, you ghoul.

it is my birthday give me 80 dollars

an entire store full of nerds sang happy birthday to me and it was embarrassing bc I hate nerds

I won a tmnt bundle which for sale would have been... 80 dollars lmao

going to go crush some nerds tn

Celes and Locke WIP

ICYMI: the latest issue of Nightmare Magazine features my essay on writing-centred horror literature (epistolary devices, writer characters, meta-narratives, etc.) Includes discussions of Oates, Kiernan, Straub, Shelley, and others. www.nightmare-magazine.com/nonfiction/p...

I actually don't care if any of my old stalkers get my address from my amazon wishlist. I have four scary dogs and I live in an open carry state (do what you will with that info). But also, as a former SW who didn't always have these protections, I can totally see how terrifying this is for people.

Amazon just told you to pay for a P.O. box if you don't want to be stalked.

I fear I missed my calling in life to be an ancient bog goddess

the founding fathers barely ever washed their asses i dont care what they had to say

been doing Caribbean dance workout videos in my living room lately

sorry for posting so much today or thanks for reading my diary ok haha bye

sorry guys, mtg is for hot bimbos now

We are officially at the Fortnite skins part of the magic the gathering life cycle

really glad that a bunch of nerds are upset about the tmnt mtg release coming up. im going to prerelease friday, im going to win, and im going to start a fist fight.

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

I've never played a silent hill game in my life, but I was gifted silent hill 2 and am going to play it soon and I'm p excited about it. All I know about it really are pyramid head and the nurses lol.

farron is the world's happiest dog i think

I wish I was good with computers, but alas I am just a bimbo

I have a 7-hour curly girl hair routine

Happy entering the town of Twin Peaks day to all those who celebrate.

Why the fuck did they call them deathclaws homie? Like I can't tell its fucking scary without that weird dumb fucking name! They don't call fucking tigers big teeth fuck off bite machines do they!

please stop this is weird

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

it is almost my birthday guwaow 🫨

I've tried to keep it together and keep it quiet but Mrs G and I have had our asses kicked for months and we just found out that her car has a cracked motor block. I'm so sorry but if you have anything to spare, we sure could use some help. Thank you and I love you Vnmo is Scoob84

Congratulations everyone

I think the word "tariff" should have 2 r's tariffr

Twin Peaks: Andy Brennan vs plank.

idgaf if ur my moot or not if i see a photo of ur kitty cat im clickin like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another snoopy commission

If you have a problem with Newsom doing this, you should have a problem with Mamdani doing this. I don't give a fuck how cute or charming or adorable he is. This is unconscionable.

what the fuck is #sheshed

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

casually doing a cold plunge in my tight little jeans