whoopsies, oh well

this just popped into my head again and I need more sleep

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today i'm fucking your mom

I love that there's a conspiracy theory that Erika Kirk is actually JonBenét Ramsey.

you'll never guess what this 2012 tumblr ass post is in response to.

good morning fellow seekers

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

I did 24" box jumps today 🤠

I bet the first guy who ever heard in the air tonight was like wtf phil collins until the beat dropped

Is this anything

I should be able to hit nazis over the head with a cast iron pan with no negative consequences if I want to

Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette

I think the harbor freight near my house is a portal to hell

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

it's almost frank (america's favorite dog) friday

my elderly, retired dad plays the battlefield game on his vr headset and this will never not be funny to me

here's an idea: fuck you hope this helps

a 15-year-old is a child. hope that clears things up for some people.

here's all the stuff I read in October because I dont have a garden to tend to anymore until May and my PC doesn't work anymore

can I just say something without everyone getting mad at me

just so you know I recently read the first two books in the ACOTAR series and I'm obsessed now

men will do anything other than go to therapy

Lots of talk about who “needs” to do what. What about instead we talked about

JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I can't speak freely in case anyone is listening but tonight we are going to "ee bay edophiles pay". DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles". DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.

probably something an innocent man would do

wish I could find 100% cotton sweatpants that aren't $700

amazing how being contacted by my abuser 15+ years after I left him has stagnated my entire day and left me feeling like a shell of a person yet again.

it's nalgas november

Git Jessicaed!

I bet donald trump has so many doordash delivery credits

Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.

In honor of Disney losing the rights, respond here to be Jessica Rabbited

do you ever just sit on the floor for a while

should I go to the gym today y/n?

Anyway, this little man is 8 months old and 75lbs! Vet said he is about as big as he is going to get now and that he's at a perfect weight. Good job, Farron!!

oh boy, when I took farron to the vet today the new vet tech told me that I need to establish myself as the alpha or else he is going to run all over me and not listen and domesticated dogs don't even have alphas it's literally not a thing!!!!

man box jumps are no joke wtf

my tummy hurts but I am being brave and went to the gym anyway

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!

Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”

the dems fuck us all once again but of course I'm not surprised

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

frank (america's favorite dog) is asking for everyone to be quiet please so he can go to sleep

one of the most important parts of sports is the booing.

why does every youtuber have that same voice

bamburger belper lol