All the old school prog-rock bands and the newer prog-metal bands do this all the time.

IT WAS THE RAPTURE. (nobody said it was gonna be servers and not humans, though)

The relationship between Jerry Chen and Fridays is eerily mutable. It's like what I imagine standing next to a wormhole would be like.

I DID IT! I cracked the code! Here’s the statement he released on Truth Social, and the secret message he placed right in plain sight!

“ALT TEXT IS EASY.” I see people say that a lot. So…if alt text is easy for you to write, follow this feed and help make the place a bit more accessible by helping out some folks for whom alt text might not be so easy. Everybody wins!

Hey Disney: if y’all wanted to get fucked you could have just asked. You didn’t have to fuck yourselves THIS hard. 😂

Here’s your rapturin’ tune for today. Good luck and Godspeed, rapturers!

Shana Tova to all my Jewish beloveds I see you and I cherish you and I am grateful you exist here in this world, and I am holding you in my heart with so many blessings and good wishes for a sweet new year

I believe we’ve already established that I’m already at least one foot in the door to eternal damnation, sooo… I’m just here for the dismayed shrieks from the people with more noble aspirations than mine.

1. Make AMERICA = CHARLIE KIRK. 2. CHARLIE KIRK = DEAD. 3. Make AMERICA = DEAD. 4. profit?

What if one day, someone says "OMIGAWWD THE RAPTURE IS COMING TOMORROW" and they actually turn out to be right? I guess if you don't get raptured, and if you can make it through the seven years of tribulation to the second coming you're cool. Is that how it works?

Huh. That's too bad. I was kinda hoping that it was THIS motherfucker making a comeback.

I may never have laughed this hard in my entire life.

Good to know that this kid is now forty-two years of age. There are a LOT of people alive who have grown up having no idea who the fuck she is.

That’s right. It’s pepper sauce day today. But first I need to harvest some seeds for next year.

Hey, fuckers. Question: don’t y’all know that “meetings all morning” is not what Fridays are for?

Do they WANT a Jurassic Park situation? Because this is how you GET a Jurassic Park situation.

All the while you waste away, you're asking, "Did I really need another one to take me down?" Everybody knows it's something that you had to live with, darling Nobody's gonna tear you down now There is nothing you keep; there is only your reflection.

All THIS for fuckin’ Charlie Kirk. Jesus Christ.

Ramona: Let me shew yoo mah hooman. LET ME SHEW YOU IT. Me: wait….huh? Ramona needs her own account.

I have to choose between jerk chicken and vindaloo? Fuck THAT.

Pffft. Like he didn’t already know I belong in hell.

In all these years I have never to my recollection seen a single movie in which Robert Redford has starred.

if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky

And now I've FINALLY gotten around to configuring SMTP.

The corresponding reply for an Alt4Me request for help is often (but not always) Alt4You. You're more likely to find results if you search for that tag. nofeed

In other news: I JUST realised that it's 2:35 in the morning. It was JUST 11 pm like, three minutes ago though.

Hey. I just set up my own PDS. Please clap.

Let’s daaaaance!

“If WE fuck up, YOU can fuck off” is just a wild approach to moderation. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Oh yeah, this part is definitely correct. Not only is the right to exercise violence is a right afforded only by whiteness, but whiteness can never be a legitimate target of violence, and the right to DEFINE violence is also the exclusive property of whiteness.

By @greatdismal.bsky.social.

This is the North American version of a French movie called “Cousin Cousine.”

Today seems to be the kind of day that is bringing out the Main Character in people.

Banks suck. Mortgages suck. Mortgage renewals can blow me.

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Snuck the sex past my parents in cartoon form.

Nope. I’m not showing you my alt text rating score, fuckers. 🖕🏾 (nofeed)

Fourth reaction: I’m Canadian, so I don’t know how many dogs I’ve got in this fight, BUT…there’s no chance I’m gonna have any kind of empathy here. Totally not interested in lining up to fellate this guy’s Christian nationalist death-boner.

First reaction: 👀 Second reaction: 🤭 Third reaction: 😂

7—Prince and the Revolution. Se7en. Seven Years in Tibet—Heinrich Harrer.

This dude? So bitter. Like, SO BITTER.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

HA. An update to the iOS 26 release candidate fixes this.

The pink ones.

Alice has already decided that she wants a lazy Sunday. I am in full agreement.

Ask again another day and you may receive a different answer.

I found my daughter an apartment in Toronto in four days. Please clap.

Awww. Terrible news. I really admired his work.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.