Friday is once again upon us. If you happen to have any extra resources available, there are lots of people who might be able to use some help. Check some of those folks out here.

If you were about to sit down at my desk and start work, this is what you might see.

Diamond Dogs 😃

Remember StumbleUpon? 👀

Amazing. Didn’t think that the @nypost.com could possibly make themselves look more asinine and less relevant, yet here we are.

I am SO looking forward to the prospect of driving both to work and back home in darkness. The middle portion of the day, I’ll spend in a windowless room. 🥲

This account smells like a laundry basket full of unwashed clothes and bitter, bitter regret.

My dentist is absolutely awesome. Let me say that up front. BUT how can my face be full of anesthesia and STILL FUCKING ITCHY?

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How was y’all’s Sunday? Mine was spent (a) outside and (b) walking. I feel like that was a productive use of the day.

Question: are Timbits a one-bite or a two-bite snack?

This kid is all Blue Jay fans.

I am displeased.

fuck

Time for Vladdy to hang another one around Snell’s neck.

The Jays got a benefit from that expanded strike zone at the right time.

I am unsatisfied with this turn of events.

By the way: just so y’all know, I’m winning that $20 million 50/50 draw.

And now it’s a one run game. Who needs drama?

Yesavage is in there? Guess in the last game of the season you play the whole bench. 🤷🏾‍♂️

CLEAR THEM BENCHES. 👀

Varsho AND Vladdy flashing that leather. Daaaang.

But wait. This is a fucking GREAT idea though.

Listen, y’all. I’m only gonna say this once. You better start using social media in exactly the way I expect y’all to use it. Your only other option is to gtfo. Are we clear? I’M WATCHING.

Ha! I ditched my LinkedIn account awhile ago. It’s got no value. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Friday! If you have the wherewithal to help a friend (or a stranger), today’s a good day to do it.

There’s a new sheriff in town, motherfuckers.

Google has playable Pac-Man on their homepage today, just in case y’all need a distraction.

Sing along a little fuckin’ louder.

Sending people back to work five days a week to clog the highways more is DEFINITELY a good idea.

Heh. I was wondering who shit the bed this time. Turns out it’s everyone! 👍🏾

Hear me out…human dog bed, except the dog’s as big as a human.

Dear Work Principals: if we're talking about moving back to more days in the office, fine. But if it's not an exercise that's designed to improve productivity, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TAKING ABOUT? 🤡

Even if the Dodgers win, we’ll always have something they don’t. We’ll always be better than they are because of this.

I’m never going to sleep again. It’s not because of baseball though.

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But what if—hear me out—I told you that I gave up drinking coffee YEARS ago?

Yep! I’m on my own PDS with my own custom commission and this is seamless. 👍🏾

It’s not Friday where I am yet, but it’s Friday someplace. If you’re able maybe you can check this feed to see if you can provide some help for someone today. Or really, on any day.

There is no cat in this photo.

I am thinking of buying a buttload of candy for next weekend but I am debating whether to (a) hand it out to kids or (b) turn out all the lights and gorge until my belly hurts.

I have no words to explain this occurrence. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Fuckin’ Leafs catching strays every day like it’s their job. 🫢

Jerry, yes.

Like, all of them? (Nah. Only a few hundred.)

Look at me, beta-testing E2EE DMs. A @germnetwork.com link is in my profile. 👀

A quarter of a BILLION dollars on a vanity project. Ladies and gentlemen, the President.

Yeah. I hear this kinda thing alot.

Follow-up: moving is fuckin’ hard.