dont understand all the hype around The Brothers Karamazov. there's no progression system at all. who am i supposed to identify with if none of the characters is improving their stats and acquiring better equipment

fuck "off the record". everything i post is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. bsky dot app. i live for this

Three fates

AU where the Cenobites dress like lawyers and talk like WWE announcers

Pain

whatever

Bored so I drew an NPC from my DnD game, a goblin with extremely large kidneys named Kidney Jack. I've been really enjoying drawing in a medieval woodcut-esque style

markiplier reacts to my funeral

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

The Village People should have had a Frankenstein in the group

an old friend welcomes you

> GO UP LADDER I do not understand 'go up' > USE LADDER Use ladder with what? > CLIMB LADDER You climb the ladder > LOOK You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light. > EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE It's full of jewels! > PICK UP JEWELS You take the jewels.

That Trump video reminds me of this immortal tweet you couldn’t have forced me to post at gunpoint

INTERVIEWER: Did you think it was cool when Kurt says "Fuck you too!" and throws the dynamite and blows up the thing? CARPENTER: I like to play a lot of exhibition mode in NBA 2K right after I get freshly stoned. You know how like how a drunk guy is better playing pool drunk? God, I hate movies!

best settings for a video game: - a shattered world - a shattered realm - a shattered mind - your shattered memories - a broken kingdom - purgatory, but it's like an office and there are office workers there - hell, but it's like an office and there are office workers there

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

left beef has never been stronger

Did you know that the only movie where John Cho and Kristen Stewart both have acting roles is the 2000 motion picture The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas?

What's your favorite title screen?

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

I can never shave my head because I'll never forget when my mom told me I couldn't as a kid because I was "so skinny that I'd look like I just got out of a concentration camp"

This is beautiful to me, it is new poetry

Art by • H.R. Giger

new mascot for a dispensary up for grabs

videogames can offer incredible expereinces. for instance, what if after overcoming a challenge yuo were offerd one of a few random upgrades to your abilities. or say you wanted to be given the choice between various arbitrary improvements to your skills upon completing a task

In some ways this is the government now

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

The lion does not concern himself with whether he’s part of the Turbo Team

Darah, the Musician. A wandering storyteller who rejected the Death Scholars, his own kin. He has traveled to all places, unknown exactly how he carried his instruments. His prophecies are based on past tales, and not “cheap blood-spilled tricks.”

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me

Good morning

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

Getting a tramp stamp of that Goya painting Witches' Sabbath

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

most books taste terrible

I don't care that your vision is smothered by the aurora. I don't care that all the grids are bleeding. Fold the damn pizza boxes so we can get outta here