After reading this newest essay of mine, one of my readers said via email, "This is probably the best article I've ever read advocating for UBI. And one of the best you've ever written." If you haven't read it yet, please do. Maybe you will feel the same way. 🎲 www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

Imagine cheating on the hottest woman on planet earth and you look like this:

we're feeling under the weather so we won't be out this weekend, sorry everyone! :( side note, is allergy season all year long now?

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

Honestly it's like of Hell was a Saturday morning cartoon. 🫪😅

Time for my monthly relisten to @rapallomusic.bsky.social If you like modern social horror stories in the pastel candy coating of 80s & 90s synth/city-pop; you gotta give this album your attention. The way Patrick Bateman describes Hip to be Square is how I feel about this entire record. 🤌🤌

Between this and Netanyahu's butthole falling off, it's a pretty good news day. Even better if it happens today. It could happen today.

Sometimes when I'm finishing up in the bathroom, I'll go to step off of the squatty-potty, I'll move one first before the other and my weight is distributed all to one side and it's like for a split second I'm trying to ollie on the toilet.

I think dirty soda is just a lazy, trashier Float. It's the "barefoot in the 7/11" of cream/soda treats. Not gonna stop me from enjoying them at all, it's just an observation.

How, pray tell, did SpaceX "Conquer the stars" when that dumpkin idiot's fail-missiles can't even get off the planet 3/4 of time. This headline is the "Mission Accomplished banner" for billionaire numpty space litterers.

Every time I'm offered an "AI Assistant" by some program or website, all I see in my mind's eye is Kevin from the 2016 Ghostbusters and I think it's spot on. A absolute useless simpleton who has gotten by because he seems attractive at a glance, but any amount of time with him will ensure chaos.

Gonna have to blow it up into smaller chunks like that beached whale carcass video.

"mysterious golden orb found in ocean in 2023 finally identified" Strange it too y'all this long cause I IMMEDIATELY identified it as none of our God damned business.

Hear ye!! HEAR YE!!! KORN ARE BACK.

Extra funny when you know that Tim works with @vicbergeriv.bsky.social from SuperDeluxe (rip) and those supercuts Vic would make of Alex Jones or Jim Baker were the funniest shit YouTube at the time. I'm so excited for Alex Jones's near-future coronary.

The way I've been writing ideas and thinking long term about this project is that all of the continents will have a key biome attached; so if you need a cold setting you could flip through Frostcrown. If you need a dessert setting there will be one for that and so on and so forth. Derrick narrates

The Dumbest man you know is asking Claude what he should have for dinner tonight. 🫪

Dr. Eggman looking motherfucker.

The way I've been writing ideas and thinking long term about this project is that all of the continents will have a key biome attached; so if you need a cold setting you could flip through Frostcrown. If you need a dessert setting there will be one for that and so on and so forth. Derrick narrates

Y'all I've been chipping away on the second volume for a year or so, the second continent for GüD Haul, this one is an icy/wintery/artic setting if you want to run cold weather adventures. With some extra time off this week, I just happened to finish the cover for the book! 🤩🥳 #ttrpg #dnd #gaming

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Hi! I'm Xaq, I'm an illustrator & graphic designer. I love drawing fantasy weirdness and monsters. I'm currently building a system agnostic ttrpg series i call GüD Haul. I'm open for work as well! portfolio: BozeMart.wtf/xaq #art #illustration #design #graphicdesign #ttrpg #fantasy #horror

"Belly Stars are no longer in style." Said Mcbean. "what you need is a trip through my star-off machine. This wonderous contraption will take off your stars so you won't look like Sneetchs with them upon thars." -Dr. Suess, The Sneetches (1961)

Some kids weren't bullied enough honestly.

Nothing is holding you back from doing your worst

Gonna start a new Jackass era but it's just for middle-aged neurodivergents: "I'm Xaq and this is Walking around in wet socks." (🎶Bowdow dowwww doww🎶)

Sometimes being a graphic designer is dropping what you're doing to chase an intrusive thought you had while you were using the restroom

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog! 💙

Oh okay, so SPOILERS: When Robert snapped his fingies, his soul splinters and in an alternate universe he has amnesia and is Doom but finds himself in the main dimension after the other time hopping bullshit and is Dr Doom until they unmask him all go WUHHHHH TONY ALIVE?!?? TONY FWEND OF VENGERS!!

He drank from the Black Sarcophagus didn't he?

I couldn't agree more.

I personally am very over the people who are *still* shaming people about masks and going to concerts and how "the pandemic is still going on" because COVID isn't completely gone. that's simply not true, and not how anything works. you'll notice the influenza vaccine also didn't eradicate the flu.

Boss gave me the week off from the burger stand so I think I'm gonna spend a little time trying to make my first GüD Haul world lore video! The starts kinda aligned for me on this one hoenstly

@bencollins.bsky.social are any of the Global Tetrahedron family of fine companies currently looking for any graphic design personnel? I have 8 years experience in broadcast news and I trying NOT to make it it to 9! 🙏

Did you know: 💫 I'm open for commission work, I love drawing demons and monsters and fantasy art and I'm willing to do it for you in an act of debasing commerce? 💫 I also NEVER use GenAI, I would just as soon eat used cat litter. All work is made by me with my strong, masculine hands. Hire me

Imagine running to the defense of a tech bro's stupid trade show gimmick. I bet you think the stripper likes you too. Anyway, wanna buy a monorail?

Does anyone else feel like the Patreon mobile app just plain sucks for what it is?

quote with horn art 🐐 All Hail the Succubus Queen! 🙌🔥🙌

When (tech companies) tell you who they are, believe them. 🚩🚩🚩

So awesome! Please leave space to the professionals and stop letting it be a billionaire hobby.

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

This Saturday, April 25th we're back at Tiny Minotaur for another great installment of Drag Me To the Tavern! Come one, come all! We've got new stickers, prints, games, & potions! Pirate themed drag show, glizzies and booze, and of course ART FOR SALE.

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If a solo horror rpg zine game about being an alien who reflects what men want to see in order to consume them sounds up your alley, have I got the game for you wittlegoblin.itch.io/mantis 🩸🩸🩸