Just to make sure it's abundantly clear, when I die, if anybody makes any kind of AI of me, I did not and do not want that shit. I will haunt you in ways you cannot imagine.

Good Boy (2022) youtu.be/p-Jk0E4alrY?...

Just The Tip Olive Oil

A good friend of mine has surgery on Tuesday. She worked hard to get it approved and it should help her live without chronic pain (or at least a lot less chronic pain) so I hope her doctor is a heathen

Happy Sunday 💜

Actually a really sweet story about this job is that I made a joke asking if he got raptured and he was like no if the rapture happened you'd be gone too. Like he was very confident that if God was picking the good people to go to heaven immediately that I'd be in that group.

Hey if you're a therapist who thinks you might get raptured this week make sure any clients who get left behind are covered by taking my CE course on professional wills payhip.com/b/o35Ql

I'm hearing the rapture is supposed to happen on Tuesday. I wonder how everyone's doing at the seminary where I used to work.

Woooooo

"Gen Z drinks less than Millennials" I mean I really hope so, my college had this thing called Case Day where you drank a case of beer by yourself in a day, I think if Gen Z was topping that they would all be dead

Ima Onwugbenu, 35, a librarian from Cheshire, has reportedly decided that she is personally responsible for ending capitalism, famine, genocide, climate change, the global fascist movement and the inexplicable popularity of James Corden.

We have a guy here cleaning our dryer duct and Armani is Very Upset that he is not allowed to help or climb inside the dryer or explore the duct just for a little bit

Oh no I just had an editor ask me to "avoid semicolons and em dashes" YOU WILL TAKE MY SEMICOLONS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

She had dumps like a truck truck truck

That “no” is a complete sentence. That me being uncomfortable is sufficient reason to set a boundary, and I don’t need a “good enough” reason not to do someone a favor or agree to something.

You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast

Free Resource: Guilt-Free Progress Tracker I am perpetually torn when it comes to progress tracking - On the one hand, how can you see your growth if you have no way of tracking it? On the other hand, so many people struggle with guilt when their progress is not where they feel it ought to be, or…

Armani would like to share my lunch.

I can't check my DMs because BlueSky thinks I am a minor child. It's about time everyone recognized that I am just a sweet baby who can't be trusted with any kind of responsibility.

Anyone else having Zoom issues today? Everything looks fine on my end, but I've had three different people have difficulty joining my meetings. Zoom charges extra for live tech support so I'm asking the internet before I try to deal with them. 🙄

Autism Case Consultation for Therapists My friend and colleague Sondra Wolff, LCSW, is doing a case consultation group for therapists supporting autistic clients. Sondra and I connected over our shared work in neurodiversity-affirming care (and I've got a really amazing collaboration announcement…

“Drugs are everywhere in our society. They are omniscient. If you look at the amount of pot that was smoked in the United States last year, that would reach the moon.” - Michael Scott

Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures: 1. Waking up to a sleeping cat using you as a mattress 2. Small children asking me if I dye my hair (it’s purple) 3. The sound of rain outside my window 4. Seeing someone give their dog a treat out of the dispenser we put out 5. Halloween 🎃

I'm really getting desperate if they shut me off I'll be completely disconnected from the world. please I'm begging 🙏 ca venmo PayPal stephaniebri22

I’m sure they do and that’s ok. I’m sushi - I’m not for everyone. Some people won’t like me or will be horribly allergic to my ingredients.

I’m not sure what’s going on but hi new friends!! 👋

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

Oh hell yeah I’m a celebrity

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING here’s my cat

It's almost here!!!

The average lifespan of household pets has increased 💜

Seconded.

#MedSky Hi friends! I need 2-3 MDs who would be willing to give quotes for an article for Everyday Health. It's part product recommendations for flu season and part medical, with tips for self-care, preventing illness, recovering from the flu, etc.

So I wasn’t allowed to watch R rated movies so freshman year of high school a friend took me to Blockbuster and we rented The Butterfly Effect. It was. Maybe not the best choice for a first R rated movie.

I got a weird charge I didn't recognize on my business CC so I called and they determined the number was compromised. They asked if anyone had access to the card and I said I guess technically my husband because he lives here and THEY CALLED HIM AND ASKED IF HE STOLE MY CREDIT CARD

Validation Study: Asynchronous ADHD Telehealth Assessments Something pretty cool happened this week that I want to share with all of you. As you may already know, I conduct ADHD evaluations with ADHD Online/Mentavi Health. Mentavi's ADHD assessment allows clients to answer all clinical interview…

Age verification? I used to get the internet in the mail, 10 hours at a time.

*Saw voice* Make your choice

PESI Presents: PDA and ODD: Flipping the Script on Labels Pop quiz: What are you doing on Friday, October 24? Trick question! You're attending my next PESI presentation: Pathological Demand Avoidance and Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Flipping the Script on Labels and Finding Solutions When…

Slightly diminish a book: Kind of loud and a short way down the block

When a celebrity I’ve got a parasocial relationship with does something problematic

Congratulations to @jcsalterego.bsky.social being BlueSky's newest feature!

Not to brag but I don't need a wearable chat bot to shit talk me all day because my brain came with that feature pre-installed

Unfortunately I did not win the PowerBall

Gonna create a microblogging website with a character limit of 1

Today I learned that Armani’s namesake, Giorgio, passed away this week. 💔 Armani says he will carry on the name with dignity

I watched Unknown Number and I just. What the hell was that! Spoilers down thread

Hey last month Bsky beat out Facebook and Twitter COMBINED for website referrals! Idk maybe the people who complain there’s no interaction on here should try being more interesting

CN: Abuse, death: "We nonspeaking autistics are often treated as disposable pieces of humanity—ppl who, it is imagined, do not suffer like other human beings. This long-standing failure to recognize our humanity is fundamental to the mistreatment that we receive." www.thenation.com/article/soci...

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure about an Office spinoff, but I am enjoying The Paper. At this point I should accept that Greg Daniels could make just about anything and I’ll enjoy watching it.