I have on a really cute dress on to make a LUSID video this evening 🥰

Campesinos del estado de WA: El clima se está calentando. Queremos recordarles que tienen derechos. Si la temperatura alcanza los 90°, la ley les garantiza un descanso de 10 minutos cada 2 horas. Si la temperatura alcanza los 100°, deben recibir un descanso remunerado de 15 minutos cada hora. #CALOR

“oh, i like your paintings… can i commission something?” you sure can’t, but thanks for asking!

Visit lusidpsychcare.org and donate to the "service dog" fund today! 🪶✨

C’mon, look at the pups! Surely you want to help them get to their new home/work 🧡

We need the leaning sign holders and the business card holders for our next step. Please help today 🧡🩵

We have made it to $2,000/$15,000 for our service dog project! 🥳🥳🥳 $250 until we are 15% of the way there!!! We have two service dogs being raised by an Indigenous medicine woman on her family land in the Ozarks. They were born for this 🐶🐶✨ We've got this! 🏕️💕✨

Picking up the dogs in August. It's time to take this seriously.

"$99k a year is enough." FUCK YOU YOU DO NOT KNOW THEIR BURDEN.

Your inability to do math is not an excuse to attack people who you know nothing about.

Punch up means at the people with power, not anyone you can reach, fucking loser.

Some of you fuckers think your anger makes you above healing and that's how you become the abuser.

I'm sorry, but if you don't understand how a rolling year long budget works, you are not a prepared adult. I'm not sorry.

The definition of rich is an abundance of. I make less than you. Pretty much always have.

No, autism is NOT overdiagnosed. It is *under diagnosed*, especially in autistics who aren't white boys from financially stable families. Anyone who claims we are overdiagnosing autism is either misinformed, or cruel, or both. #autism #neurodiversity

Taking is too easy

*trying not to laugh*

Psychologists with friends and family is like: Mr: *doing my lymph fluid* this is called puppy therapy because I'm petting you and your dogs were better siblings than your siblings Me: yeah they were, that's why I'm like this Mr: it's peer reviewed because I'm doing it to you Me: science!

Take me round the world

Mr: americans trying to come up with fancy foods is disturbing Me: that's all the transgenerational housewife cocaine energy we still gotta drain

You can't just trust people who like kale chips, like??

Why are my big brothers always named Alex lmfao?

Amigos que habla Espanol, tengo una pregunta. ¿Como se dice “to patrol”?

Gottem.

Somebody should pull the fire alarm in whatever hospital Mitch McConnell is supposedly in. See what happens.

I need to go on another road trip to eat more french fries and root beer with Mister to celebrate when these antibiotics are over.

Pregaming was just standing around dressed when dad shows up with a pizza or donuts bc none of us are eating that gross food there. Then you finish your lipstick 💀

I have a lot of stories where I just like crash out and get pizza. Ordering it to a state park. Ordering it in paris. I grew up in the back of a pizza restaurant. Pizza solves all problems if you try hard enough lol

Car insurance just got $200 a year cheaper 😌

11:06am EDT: Moon in Scorpio opposes Chiron in Taurus, then sesquiquadrates Mars in Gemini. Don't be so stubborn. There are actually multiple paths to the outcome you desire. Why not let yourself dream on a different one? 00°Sc47' D 00°Ta47' D 16°Ge00' D

I really love doing things to people that are painful for them but help them. I just think people are very funny when they are doing things they have to do but put off and being trusted to help is endearing. And my laughing keeps them calm. I am steady. It's a good system.

You want some hilarious lore? In my system, Elle is the part who formed between 11 and 14, the part who had the critical event with Myelin that caused the split. Her favorite song? 🎶 I wanna see you all on your knees 🎶 Grandma gave me leather mini skirts and silk camis to wear without bras lmfao

*watching fried green tomatoes with grandma as a teen* Gma: you know men don't believe that cast iron line unless they know you're strong enough to Gpa: *chuckling and agreeing from the table* Me: gotta push them around, make sure they know Gpa: *happy* Me: 📝🤭

#freakflagrecovery #recoverysky

I guess it's time to get to it.

I'm leaving tomorrow What do you say?

Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]

10:06am EDT: Moon in Scorpio trines and sextiles the Nodes of Fate in Virgo and Pisces. Easy, flowing energy. You feel a sense of trust that you are standing in the right place at the right time. 00°Sc16' D 00°Vi16' R 00°Pi16' R

Going to make a video for lusid today, me thinks. Currently scripting, only echolalia comes out though. Hi, I'm Dr. Maxwell, you might recognize me from informational videos such as Stop Talking to Your Mom and Damn Girl, You Let Him Do That!?

Wow, my nails are so strong you can't bend them without breaking them 😂

Making friends is wild because this might turn out to be one of the fucking weirdos who think friendships are some pain ritual you can't escape. We're supposed to like each other.

4pm dinner

May lightning burn it down 🪶✨

The next move isn't up to me, just the course I set for him. For all of them. The board is set. It's the Universe's turn to shake it.

I had 4.2k followers when I told people to unfollow me if they weren't here to do the work and lots of them did. I went down to 4.1 again. I feel better when the fucking quitters leave my field lol

Kissing children on the mouth is so... nah.

Picking up the dogs in August. It's time to take this seriously.

Solidarity with Cubans is more important now than ever. The State Department can try to call us terrorists, but we aren’t the ones blockading and starving an entire island.

In the 3 years I worked at a uni in Thailand, I spent a total of $7 for healthcare. I didn't have to wait weeks to be seen. You walk in to the local hospital & wait your turn to see a generalist. If needed, they send you over for tests or to see a specialist. Everything in the same day.

I love it when I meet a man and the energy is siblings. Like yes, let's go. You're not going to be weird, hell yeah!