Slop is terrible, but it sure gives awful people plenty of rope to hang themselves

In five days, Zohran Mamdani will be the Mayor of New York City: “Seen here, in the subway, holding up an insanely pro-union headline”

This is what we need

New holiday cocktail just dropped. Let's call it a "Naughty and Nice."🌲🫗

Just teach around it as best you can and wait for it to run out of fuel

Me: It sounds like that band everyone hates. Spouse: Nickelback? Me: No. The other one. Spouse: Imagine Dragons.

"Come back fast, Mommy."

I got 0. Feels like I won the lottery

All I want for Christmas is to watch him be slowly ground into a paste

Slipping

Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10

Can't say I didn't earn it. Lolol 🎅🎁

Fam, I made the Christmas sangria. 🌱🧄🍽️🍹

We could ask any of the other OECD countries how they manage to do it. How about y'all just pay your fair share for starters?

The University of Oklahoma failed the assignment

Was making lasagna earlier and decided to make a second one with ravioli replacing some of the lasagna noodles. I also added a little pulled pork, some bacon grease, and a little heat. I'd fight you for it.🌱🧄🍽️

If you get to the gym fine minutes before it closes (due to holiday hours), that still counts as a visit, right?

Shellenberger would do anything for a little Turkish Delight

"Bury me with my DOJ."

The Oxford Languages dictionary says that terrorism is "the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims. I don't see any violence afoot, so I guess Greta is intimidating folks here. (It's gotta be the hat.)

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*Office Space consultant voice* "What would you say is the lesson of the Holocaust?"

Step 1: Learn what happened in the war Step 2: ?????? Step 3: Do class struggle or make art

Watch party material

I have recipes

"It’s not entirely clear what prompted Vance’s recent cosplaying adventure. Perhaps it has something to do with his recent presidential endorsement from Erika Kirk, 𝙖 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙮-𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 of the vice president..." Lololol

Jan. 7, 2026 would be a good day to set it off

America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.

Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.

Something to be thankful for

Just sitting here wondering how big Bovino's truck is

What Christmas morning headline would have you running through the streets screaming, "God bless us, everyone!"

Ramaswamy and Carson are both getting it. I wonder if other folks who have long played with fire see what's afoot

They gave him an award for his work around originalism a few years ago and now he's cutting ties.

Shouldn't members of Congress be able to compare the originals with the redacted versions?

"If the standard for airing a story becomes 'the government must agree to be interviewed,' then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast. We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state."

Be a good time for plenty more folks to get caught up in the moment in the internet

Qs for the former press secretary: Why'd they "cut Epstein off before his crimes came to light?" What did Bill Clinton think the 'Lolita Express' derived its name from? Do they think Monica Lewinsky would agree with their assessment?

Ukrainian meddling

Refreshing honesty

The LLM Overview Effect needs to be a thing.

Bluesky has been won for the day. All hail.

Did they really expect compliance? Could've had that one ready to go

Everyone wants to see "the economy" grow. Why - who does that help? Here's a question: which would be better for population wellbeing in the US: raising GDP by 1% for a year under current conditions or redistributing half the wealth of our billionaires?

It's what a Donald Trump peace looks like, look at Rwanda and Congo

Is this what peace looks like?

An open letter to software developers who think slop is good, actually: Everyone has bad opinions. Everyone is biased. Some folks choose not to show their asses in places where they're going to be righteously dragged for it. Take it elsewhere.